Shock Is Our Way 2

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

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It happens that a man causes sympathy, becomes the cause of sleepless nights and is downright an idol who is ready to worship to death, without stopping for lunch. You see him every day, but the matter does not advance beyond languid glances. Take advantage of the shock. One of the methods is shown graphically in the advertisement"

Another, no less interesting, method of shock therapy in a similar situation was told to me by a good friend: “This is an old story. I was provoked into active action by his quarrel with the girl he was dating. Friends told me about it. I realized that if I don't act now, another one will take my place. I thought, thought, but not in my underwear under the windows. (Outwardly prosperous family life. To preserve the sharpness of the marriage relationship, shock is exactly what you need. take action.

So let's start with the most important. With sex. Choose a more or less free day when no one but you and your husband will be at home. Mark this day on your calendar. With the Nth amount of money, you go to the nearest lingerie store. You buy two lace strings (they will function as panties and bra). It would be nice to buy some flavored oils. Returning home, you declare: "Honey, today is a holiday and I have prepared a surprise for you!" You ask him to close himself in the toilet for half an hour, and at this time you darken the bedroom, turn on the erotic howls of the saxophone, put on the purchased strings and call the darling. Do not pay attention to the first reaction - this is a post-shock state. Be patient, and he will come to his senses. For the scruff of his neck, you can drag him into the bedroom and arrange a Thai massage using those very oils. Move from Thai massage to 3-hour tantric sex. This will shock your husband. Similar preventive measures, if you are patient by nature, take once a week, and if you have no strength, then once every six months. The main thing is to use something new every time.

If you don't need such a shock technique, use something more typical. For example, buy a lawn mower and mow your lawns in a city park. But seriously, getting rid of the routine of life in marriage is quite difficult. Here shock should become a companion, friend and helper. Nice, kind shock. Burnt dinner jokes, buttons on the chair and hedgehogs in bed.

In general, the possibilities of shock therapy, I think, will find wide application in the 21st century. Shock will become commonplace. This is how you come to work, and there they say that you are fired, as a joke, for the sake of prevention, and at home your husband is waiting with an ax. He chopped up the upholstered furniture and is eager to continue, the children brought the good news from school - the class teacher, after the first lesson, went to the intensive care unit. So, to heal a little …

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