Real bitches

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

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I must say that he did not offend me and did not offend (the protective layer of my fragile body will not penetrate a single comment). At the same time, I am very sensitive to the truth - I will note both a tactful hint and an undisguised truth. And true truth is rarely pure and never simple. A woman (and any woman) is both an apple and a snake. And what it will be to a greater, and to a lesser extent, depends solely on the man. Each of us approaches the "frenzy" in its own way, although most often this happens after another disappointment in a man. Then we stand at a crossroads and make our own choices.

One of my acquaintances fell into feminism, which for some reason is synonymous with female emancipation. Personally, I differentiate between these concepts, giving preference to the latter. I believe that an emancipated woman is just an independent young lady, moreover, with a set of necessary attributes; feminists, on the other hand, are man-haters to me.

I, fortunately or not, have not yet had to become so imbued with hatred of the male sex, so our meetings with my friend do not end with anything but ideological disputes. I can express my position in the words of Coco Chanel: "I don't know why women demand everything that men have. After all, women, among other things, have men."

Another hard case is lesbianism

No, I do not treat such phenomena with horror, fear or indignation. But still I can't understand the lady that after the first divorce she put an end to the entire opposite field. Not surprisingly, her choice added to the problems, not diminished. After all, being brought up in a "normal" society, she angered the crowd with her behavior. In general, I don’t want to discuss the fact of the existence of minorities, it’s just that this path is unacceptable for me due to psychological characteristics (I think that this kind of "illness" is in the head, not in the genitals).

Having opted for melee weapons, I sometimes allow myself to play the role of a bitch. Every time, the reason for this behavior is distinctive: either another quarrel with a loved one, then a search for ill-wishers, or simply a bad mood, which removes the frenzy like an anti-stress.

In general, in any situation in any role, you need to know when to stop - stop in time, not go too far, not say too much. Of course, it is better to avoid getting the bitch on the tongue, because it is like subjecting yourself to acupuncture in the most sore spots. All bitches are essentially cynical, and cynicism is humor in a bad mood. This means that a bitch without a sense of humor is a fool whose tongue is good to glue wallpaper. Also, in my opinion, a weak woman cannot become a real bitch, as well as a woman who is not smart. In addition, it would be nice to have some artistic ability in order to lay down the enemy in full.

We are all women - bitches

Somehow, in our not exclusively female team, the refrain of an unpretentious song was discussed: "We are all women - bitches!" Only one of us decided to abandon such a label, all of us real bitches … At the same time, we are absolutely different ladies, with our own methods and principles, which are based on upbringing, age, level of education, experience (hence, mistakes) and much more. To put it bluntly, any woman can be a bitch, but not every bitch wants to be a woman.

There is an opinion that if something bites you, it is, as a rule, female. I would like not to confuse rabid or eloquently barking dogs (not to say worse) with stinkers. Believe me - these are representatives of the same sex, but of a different kind. Rather, the bitch is a lioness-tigress-panther cat, or all this in a different percentage.

A real bitch always knows how much poison is needed and in what proportions so as not to kill, but it hurts to sting. At the same time, not forgetting not only about the amount of the potion, but also about the place, time and individual characteristics of the victim. Every decent bitch knows how many minutes, hours, days it will take to lick the wounds inflicted by their own teeth and claws. The main thing is not to sharpen this very weapon and not to grind the enemy to a state of insanity.

In general, not every man can withstand the delights of a bitchy character. You need to be able to control yourself and not always and everywhere give free rein to, frankly, far from decent behavior. Although, I rarely met men who would enjoy the company of nuns for a long time and gratefully. They are certainly drawn to heaven and hell. Therefore, the main task of a wise woman (bitch) is not to burn a loved one in the dense layers of a hot atmosphere. Everything must be done very carefully and skillfully, otherwise the sting of the "squire" threatens the bee itself.

But all the same, to be honest, no man, even a very guilty one, will not give that pleasure that a rival with whom one can fight "without rules". Nothing is as exciting as the coming fight. "Tell her that I will be very glad to see her. And let her not forget the boxing gloves." What kind of wrestling titans are there ?! Two snakes, fighting for some right, often for the possession of a prize (which is usually a man) - this is a real fight. Here the winner is not just the strongest (weight categories do not matter), but the most skillful. They say that women kiss each other when they meet, because biting would not be decent. Perhaps I don’t want to argue.

I remember that my boyfriend very inadequately assessed the legs of an old school friend, who had the audacity to sit down too defiantly in front of his gaze. This, of course, pissed me off. No, I'm not a mindless jealous woman, a normal, healthy man will always mark one or another virtue of someone else's lady. But, when a lady, risking her reputation as a friend and just a decent young lady, becomes infinitely impudent, she must be put in her place. Do not make a scandal, do not break off long-standing relationships, but simply allow yourself to become a bitch for a while and destroy this familiar sexual object in the eyes of your beloved. This is not so difficult to do. Just hint (neatly, by the way, in a supportive setting) of any flaw that will scare him off seriously and for a long time. To do this, you need to know well the tastes and moods of the sweetheart, although I think this is not a problem. For example, I said that this long-legged temptress, perhaps, has only one, but problematic anti-merit - we somehow slept together, and she snored so sweetly that I had to listen to the radio all night. Believe me, that was quite enough.

Another significant situation occurred at a bachelorette party

There is a young lady in the circle of my girlfriends who is fixated on fashion, kills all the money and efforts to find new products of the season. Her speech is a chatter about the latest shows of collections of famous designers, about new stores, trends and squeaks of a flashy character at astronomical prices. In addition, every time she does not forget to make fun of our way of dressing and give a couple of compassionate advice on choosing a style. Once, we decided to teach her a lesson how real bitches, seriously and for a long time, I must say that we succeeded quite successfully.

Once again, going to the "seagulls", we agreed to come in turns and comment on her outfit with special enthusiasm. In short, they made a real vulture.

I, distinguished by a good-natured disposition, decided to defuse the situation (especially since our fashionista was already writhing in her dying convulsions).

This was the final blow! But the next meeting took place without her caustic remarks about our outfits, and in general, passed peacefully and calmly.

Bitchiness also helps in a situation where an annoying and objectionable fan does not understand that he was resigned.

The already mentioned beloved girlfriend Tomka somehow had the misfortune to meet one clingy type that tortured her with his courtship. He did not accept any refusals, he even got a job at a gas station, past which we ran to work. Imagine a picture: there are a lot of cars (there is a car market nearby), the drivers got out of the cars, the people are in darkness, you are walking, peacefully discussing something or someone. Suddenly, across the arena, a voice into the megaphone: "Tomochka, honey, how are you? Nod your head that everything is in order." It is clear that among the crowd of men, only we had the right to be called female names. Of course, the attracted attention is flattering, but for the time being …

Tomka's patience ran out when she allowed the new gentleman to meet her after work. But, walking with his head held high, the poor man again heard: "Darling, are you cheating on me ?!"

The next morning, she crept in despair through the dense traffic, but she was again stunned by the hateful voice: "Honey, good morning, it's me! How did you like last night? And the night? Bend your palm and raise your thumb, as a sign that everything was great!"

The men-drivers kept poking themselves out of their cars, gaping their mouths and wondering what this gorgeous lady-vamp and the "king" of the gas station could have in common?

It should be noted that Tom clearly did not expect such impudence. So do not become a bitch at such a moment … My red-haired beast, admiring, examined her graceful palm, chose the largest finger (the one in the middle) and responded with this unambiguous sign to the witty moron.

I think it's clear that after this incident, he no longer bothered her. Well, who will now argue with me that we are real bitches and it is still useful to be them (sometimes) ?!