The professor's seductions

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

How many exams do we take in our life? Many. Much more than we would like. So do we women really have to prepare for each of them, bison in the night of formulas, definitions and schedules? Do we really have to waste the best years of our lives, lose the last remnants of physical health and mental balance? If the examiner is a man, then the answer is unequivocal - no. Really, with such a happy coincidence, you will not be able to pass "with a bang" some disgusting exam? Of course you can. But for this you need to study all the habits of your prospective examiner, as they say, under a microscope. To do this, imagine yourself as a young naturalist, and him as a beetle of a rare and very interesting breed for you.

Study it carefully, thoughtfully and slowly. Then collect together all your impressions of this individual and refer it to one of the existing groups that were developed specifically for this group of mammals.

1. Inaccessible old people. As a rule, these are victims of the old school. They manage to constantly keep on their faces an expression of offended virtue and outraged innocence (God alone knows how they succeed). To show such a mischievous old man his knee instead of deep knowledge of the subject means running into a grandiose scandal. For a long time he will wave your almost completely torn "record book" and shout: "My wife did not allow herself this even on her honeymoon!"

2. Always smiling cute gray-haired old menwho strive to stroke your elbow and look behind the neckline of the dress. But show you the knee or middle third of the thigh during the exam, then the case will end with a heart attack, validol and resuscitation, because, as a rule, representatives of this type do not differ in stamina.

3. Young people who have recently defended their Ph. D. and earned the right to teach. These specimens are immersed in science along the arch of their horn glasses. Your intentionally exposed knee won't impress him. Most likely, this worthy representative of the rusks breed will consider it only from the point of view of the correct anatomical structure. He will not pay attention to you even if you come in a loincloth. The chances of successfully completing the flirtation are nil.

4. Smart young teacher, who constantly shoots his eyes in different directions in the hope of finding a new victim. On the exam with this specimen, you can give yourself free rein. Put a lot of makeup on your face, douse yourself in perfume, put on high-heeled shoes and then you will not be without success. Wink, smile, play with dimples on your cheeks - and you will get a pretty decent rating. If he starts a harmless flirtation with you, nod your head, agree with everything and try by all means to emphasize his insight, intelligence and male charm. Then you will part in complete delight from each other.

5. Faithful husbands. It is so rare, one might say almost extinct, that it must be protected and protected in every possible way. They cannot be driven into the paint with eloquent glances, you cannot, as it were, accidentally touch his knee with your own. In this case, this is not the best option. Here you have to behave modestly, virtuous, try to be silent and naively clap silly girlish eyes. Then he will take you for a wordless idiot, regret it and let you go with a "four".

If you are an independent person and are used to relying only on your outstanding intellectual data in everything, then all these purely feminine tricks are useless for you. Then study and do not adapt to any examiners there.

Irina Semyonova