The mischievous kiss of life after the wedding

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

The wedding night

Finally I became a woman. She washed a mountain of dishes, put all the guests to bed, washed her wedding dress (tomorrow I have to return it for hire). I'm terribly tired. Go to sleep. God forbid, Alyoshka will pester - I will kill you.

Three days after the wedding

The mischievous kiss of life after the wedding: Lesha wants a child. He says it's time already. I think he's wrong, it's too early. After all, we need to buy a vacuum cleaner, a washing machine, two carpets, a double bed, and then maybe we'll talk. Lesha, by the way, wants four: two girls and two boys. And so that the girls at the same time were like me, and the boys - like him. In gives! Am I a copying technique or what?

A week later

The mother-in-law spoke to me for the first time after the wedding. Her first line was: "You don't know how to wash floors." I didn't swear, I just repented of this sin.

In two weeks

Friends are interested in what family life is. The mischievous kiss of life after the wedding. Nothing special, just now we don't worry about the creak of the bed at night.

In three weeks

I want to find a job. Home without Lesha is boring. My father-in-law told me: "Baby, you forget about the destiny of a woman, which is to give birth to children and to equip a family life." But I am human too. I protested, I say: "Then it is easier for you to hire a governess. She will arrange your everyday life, but if you pay extra, and you will have children." Lesha thought about it and agreed to stay with me. Well done. I'm going to kiss him.

A month later

The mischievous kiss of life after the wedding: I went to the gynecologist at the 6th polyclinic. It turned out that I was pregnant. The gynecologist, an old Armenian, when examined, said: "You got a little pregnant." The nurse translated into Russian: this means that the pregnancy is three weeks. At home, everyone was terribly happy. Lesha's mother says that if a girl is born, she should be called Seraphima. Better to hang yourself beforehand. Actually, I'm glad, and now I understand that I still have to become a real woman.

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