Boutique sweater (monologue)

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Well, why are you staring at me like that? What do you like me? Still: a new collection, a fashionable color, handmade … hey, baby, where have you gone ?! Crap. Gone …

Oh, madam, what a wonderful chest you have! Do you think that I would ideally emphasize these rounded shapes? Oh, yes, touch me, feel me, I am all yours … Maybe we will try on the subject, are we suitable for each other? Well, what are you looking at the price tag, the right word … Eh … where are you going? Come back, I almost love you! Here, mymra silicone!

Girl, girl! Don't pass by! Stretch is what you need! Just look at my color: have you ever seen something like this? This is the latest squeak of fashion!.. And this one by … I would have torn off the hands of the designer who painted me like a parrot … Now hang because of him here for the second week, like the last secondhand. Who needs me like that?

Eh, Ninka, where did you take me? O! To the fitting room! Finally. And who will measure me?.. Are you trying to say that that cow is over there ?! Noooh, carry me back! Better to let the moth devour! I’ll part with it at the seams!..

Well, you have to, you pulled it, huh? And why is life mocking me so? Do I want a lot? Only to be bought by some aunt who looks like Pamela Anderson (I saw her photo yesterday at a customer's in a magazine: this is a lady!). I would clung to her breasts, warm with my warmth … I would be her favorite sweater for all occasions … Huh? What? Already filming? And here I took a nap. Well? I do not fit? Small? And thank God.

Hey honey, try me on, you won't regret it! Why are you all looking at the price tag … And what idiot decided to sell me for such money? No, of course, I'm flattered that I was so highly appreciated, but it won't take long to go to the section of discounted goods. And only all sorts of wallets look there.

What kind of bad luck? It seems to be hanging in the most prominent place, and life floats past me. Komon, baby, I will be your warm friend! I'll make you really sexy … And this one by … No, they say correctly:"

And next week, I heard a new collection will come. What is it - Ninka will outweigh me in the corner? There is no happiness in life. And how I managed to get into this store. Do decent Pamela visit him?

Shoo! Damn it! Well, fly away from here before Ninka nailed you with a slipper! Ninka! Guard! The moth will devour me now! Naphthalene in her mug. Go away! I'm not tasty, I have only synthetics. If you flew to the men's department - they say there were woolen jackets hung up yesterday.

Well, why are you staring at me like that? What do you like me? Still: a new collection, a fashionable color, handmade … hey, baby, where have you gone ?! Crap. She left … Well, okay, when they discount, maybe Ninka will buy me. Then he said something that she liked me. Of course, she is not Pamela, but everything is better than a mole …

Alena Metelkina