Flirting is prohibited

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Every hunter wants to know where the pheasant is sitting. And every girl wants to know where the hunter sits (stands, lies, runs, passes) in order to get him into her nets, forever discourage pheasants, to fool, seduce and tame. After all, every man is a potential hunter. And this complicates our task. After all, finding him, beautiful and unique, drawing his scattered attention to ourselves and convincing that it was he who took the first step in order to satisfy the basic hunting instinct is our first girlish task.

However, before taking the first step on the howl trail … that is, hunting, of course, it is necessary to find out which of these trails will lead directly into the arms (to a two-room apartment, in the 600th

1. Places for kissing

The cinema is an ideal place for those who have already crossed the line of the second date, but the most incredible for those who are eager to meet and romance of the first meeting.

on your right hand you will get a ticket to sit for an irresistible brunette with a burning gaze, and on your left - a sexy blonde, lazily leafing through a volume of Pavic in anticipation of a session.

Fate is not generous with such gifts, but it is rich in irony … The blond and the dark-haired will undoubtedly come. But - surrounded by two girlfriends, not taking their eyes off their legitimate prey, or in the company of a dozen noisy friends, making it difficult to access the body of the object. If an irresistible brunette nevertheless decides to visit the blockbuster of the year in splendid isolation, in the best case scenario, the villainous fate will abandon him 10 seats away from you and leave no chance to get closer. Therefore, get ready for the fact that loud and loudly screaming teenagers will freely settle around you, who go into ecstasy when the maniac appears on the screen and consider it their duty to comment on each frame. If you are more lucky - couples in love, cheeky kissing right in front of your yearning gaze, or parents with children, scurrying from the hall to the foyer and back 5 times (and all in your new sandals). If you are not at all lucky, you will become a victim of the close attention of some passionate subject who clearly does not correspond to any of the 127 parameters of the Man of Your Dreams.

“Once I went to the cinema for an afternoon session. There were few spectators, and everyone sat down in empty seats. What was my surprise when, 10 minutes after the start of the session, a dark figure entered the hall and moved up the rows, stopped On closer inspection, the figure turned out to be not at all the hero of my night dreams, but a hunched-over old man of about seventy with coquettishly combed hairs on his bald head. The old man sat down next to me. After 5 minutes he dared to put his hand on the armrest next to mine - I removed my hand. After 10 minutes his hand was already near my leg (I was in a skirt), after another 5 it sank right on my knee. Given a sizzling look at him, I moved to another chair, throwing the bag in its original place, so that he did not sit down closer. The old man was offended and went to a row higher. After 20 minutes, a couple of girls flew out of the hall (Olya, 25)

2. At the opening day one day …

In the museum you will meet true connoisseurs of beauty and spirituality, who will undoubtedly appreciate your appearance between Rubens' paintings and antique sculptures. And if you're lucky, then fashion artists who, inspired by your beauty and intelligence, will devote more than one exhibition to you.

The position of the abode of the muses is obligatory. Therefore, girls-girlfriends, couples in love who have already found each other, hordes of schoolchildren, crowds of tourists visit museums more and more often, and seemingly ideal gentlemen for an intellectual girl like you - young aesthetes. Forget. Their head is stuffed with anything from Renaissance to Renoir, but not girls. To talk to them without understanding art is to doom yourself to failure in advance. Not talking and following on your heels with a shadow, in the hope that they will notice, is a waste of time. Studying volumes of art history is not the easiest way to win a man's heart. Look elsewhere.

“Once I wandered into an exposition of contemporary art in the Central House of Artists. The very statue of Apollo froze at the crooked devil made of metal and clay - blue eyes, light brown curls. Apollo showed such a genuine interest in the exhibit that the only way to get his attention was to comment on the "piece of art" with delight. Which I did. As it turned out, completely in vain. For Apollo turned out to be a young sculptor, and an outlandish exhibit was sculpted by his greatest competitor. Not with admiration, the blue-eyed handsome man examined the sculpture, on the contrary, noticed its shortcomings and flaws, about which, finding in my face a casual listener, he spoke with ardor for no less than half an hour. I no longer knew how to escape from the obsessed servant of the muses, but he took me to his exposition and spent an hour talking about freaks made of school construction sets. When he showed me a piece of iron with two cogs and said that it was his ex-girlfriend who inspired him to create "aluminum Aphrodite", I already firmly knew that at gunpoint I would not agree to have a cup of coffee with him in a museum buffet "(Nadia, 22)

3. Bowling club

You come so beautiful and slender, in new trousers, impeccably fitting your impeccable shapes - and all the bored men waiting for the beautiful nymphs throw balls and rush to you, hoping to keep you company on the bowling alley.

The only chance to arouse the interest of young men who are keen on the game of strikes, fouls and beer is to brilliantly knock out strikes, prevent fouls, run beautifully and gracefully roll (not throw, but roll!) The ball. In other words, to be the champion of the city in bowling, have (at least!) 4 months of professional training behind you and have the beauty of Angelina Jolie and the smile of Keira Knightley. However, it is not a fact that ambitious young men will not be offended by your superiority and will categorically refuse to make contact. So give up this thankless occupation, and go bowling solely for your own pleasure, and not for conquest.

“When my friend and I first came to play bowling, we had no idea about the balls or the rules of the game. Naturally, we hoped that the men on the adjacent lanes would help us. ignored, a couple of times - muttered something incomprehensible in response. Finally, a sporty and handsome young man approached us, asked if we were here for the first time, and, having heard an affirmative answer, did not leave us a single step, showing how to scatter correctly, at what angle to throw the ball, which ball is better to choose. “This is how we charmed him!" with newcomers. Therefore, his interest in us is nothing more than a professional duty … "(Masha, 27)

These were the three most insidious places to flirt. Cut your nose and don't waste your time! You have nothing to look for here.