I do not like to clean

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

I do not like to clean, I hate to crawl on my knees around the apartment with a wet rag in my hands, looking into all corners and, with maniacal persistence, trying to scoop out handfuls of dust, slippers and bones played by the dog, candy wrappers thrown over the sofa by someone by accident, swearing and promising to put on sterile hospital shoe covers for all the inhabitants and visitors of the apartment from tomorrow.

And why, in fact, only shoe covers? With grim determination I throw back the rag, grab the advertising catalog in search of suitable models of home clothes with elongated sleeves a`la straitjacket. "And so that candy wrappers are not stuffed behind the back of the sofa!" I think vengefully. I flip through the bright pages further: hmm-hmm, but this pajamas is nothing … very much even nothing! And my dear, these socks with Winnie the Pooh would definitely like it! And in a set for his brand new underwear….

Stop! No distractions

I'm looking … well, what am I looking for? I think for a moment and suddenly some vague memory flickers. Someone recently told me something like that … Oh, I remembered! This is Galka, my girlfriend, who collects microcircuits at an electronics factory, told that before entering the shop, they change into a special suit, hide their hair under a hat and in some kind of camera with ultraviolet or something else irradiated. For sterility. Hmm … I'll have to ask Galka if this camera will fit in my hallway.

I begin to dreamily make plans: my birthday is coming soon. I will invite the Zvezdinsky, Kumpolsky, my parents will come, of course. The aunt of the faithful will rush in if she squeezes through the door. Or maybe someone will drop by from work. In general, there will be ten to fifteen people.

Imagination paints a picture: in the center of the room is a table lined with all kinds of snacks … Oh, and then who will wash the dishes? Maybe a disposable one? And what's on my account, I wonder, is there enough for a dishwasher? No? And when to cook snacks, if it's time to submit reports at work, and I almost spend the night there? Who, I wonder to know? Ahh, cooking ?! Well, yes, try to treat my guests with cutlets from the store! Although, wait a minute, the chops are already beaten, the cabbage is already chopped, the chicken wings are pickled - how much time is saved! Idea! So I will! And I'll ask my mom to give me a birthday present! Hooray!

Stop! No distractions

I wash the floor, but I don't like to clean … Where is the rag? Where is my rag ?! Maybe in the kitchen? On the kitchen???!!! The broth is boiling there! Is it boiling? Yes, already half boiled away, damn it! It's good that I bought bouillon cubes, so carefully, now vegetables … well, now it's better. Let it boil a little more, while the floor in the room is at home.

Telephone! Maybe not take it? He's probably calling. To say that today's trip to the cinema is canceled, the chief of the work threw it, he loves me, kisses me, but today in no way. May be next week. And the phone keeps ringing! What if it's something important? I'll pick up the phone.

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I told you! Although, maybe this is for the best - I clean up the apartment as a human being. And then for the second hour I can't wash the floor now one thing or another. And I'll sort out the cupboards in the kitchen. I've been going for a long time. And ironing has also accumulated …

Damn it, I broke my nail! It is true that they say that the best way to preserve the beauty of your hands is to do your homework with your husband's hands! Oh, I'm kind of tired. I'll go sit for a minute and have some tea. And it's time to take a walk with the dog. Oh, and in an hour the good movie starts. I'll just take a look, and then rrraz - and I'll finish it all. Or maybe, well, these lockers, I don't like to clean!