Advertising. Not less than a kilogram per day

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

From the Internet Humor Collection

Advertising in my mind has existed, probably, from the time when this very consciousness was formed. My relationship with her was like a girl. Yes, yes … At first it aroused genuine interest, beckoned with the label, then it became available, after a while it allowed to do whatever it wanted with itself. In the end I got bored like a bitter radish. And now it's like a grumpy old wife terribly annoying. One thought in my head: "How can I kill her, hated?"

Like any sane person, I, nevertheless, try to justify its existence. Well, firstly, it informs, and secondly, it entertains … I even have my favorite commercials. Do you remember an advertisement in which a young man and a girl walk across Red Square: "She is not a real blonde, she has dyed hair", and also the latest commercials for "Rondo". Very much even all these funny things are entertaining.

Although, heck, ads are still more annoying. And on TV, and on the monitor screen, and in a glossy magazine … I would take these super-duper such-kind of gaskets and close up my little eyes. In order not to see all these faces who have become happy after using "Comet" or chewing gum. I wouldn’t see in my nightmares a young man who only knows how to repeat indefinitely: "Would you change your gum?.."

But the most tragic thing, in my opinion, is that the people around me, including myself, begin to communicate with advertising slogans. It gets me, as they say, to the very outskirts. When a colleague, arriving at work, begins a greeting with the words: "Do you know what I need now?"; sister, doing makeup, mutters under her breath: "Today is a day off, you can not rush anywhere. I paint my lips with lipstick …"; the younger brother, making tea, hums: "Strength and health. Taste and aroma. Tea" Great Tiger "; when I take the first sip of coffee in the morning, I recently began to repeat the phrase" Enjoyment of perfection does not require words … " get rid of the TV …

However, these are drastic measures. If you use the same comparison of advertising with a girl. That relationship with this very advertising can be built as follows. Tell her the following: "You know, I really like you, I'm dry and comfortable with you, I don't know what I would do without your wonderful pads and your aunt Asya … but let's stay friends …" And then to the house from which this lady, happiness and peace will come. People will again start talking with quotations from Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, Chekhov, Turgenev and Bulgakov … Just kidding, of course, but at least there will be more time to read the books of these authors.

After all, we still cannot do without advertising, but by declaring a boycott to it, we can force its creators not to feed us with vulgarity, nailed humor and bad taste. When all advertising becomes works of art, then maybe friendship with her will grow back into a romance. Which started so well for the first time, so harmless.

Yes, it all starts with coffee. But, fortunately, it doesn't end there.