How not to look stupid without a gift

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

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So, one of the strangest holidays is coming. International Women's Day. Women's day … Hmm, if you think about the meaning, you can also laugh … But let's not. Moreover, you, a woman, will not understand our laughter and, most likely, will pout your lips, which will be blown away only after a stunning gift. But no one guarantees that the gift will turn out to be such. For many reasons, your beloved may not be aware of what you want to receive as a gift … If your principle of "Main attention" is not your thing, then wait for a second to give you a kiss on the cheek and then forget about the red day calendar.

If you want to get a gift after all, and not just attention, then you and I will now be cunning. And may my brothers on the floor forgive me. The Almighty sees that I do everything for the sake of increasing positive emotions between loving people. Select excerpts of this article and send your beloved by e-mail, in extreme cases, just by mail from some left address on behalf of the "Big Friend". You can add something to the following, as long as he doesn't guess.

So, what shouldn't a woman give and why?

Remember, no matter how expensive or stunning soap, shower gel and so on, you should not give it, because the lady of your heart will first of all think that you are hinting to her that she should wash more often. In addition, it is better not to mess with cosmetics, because women are strange creatures and can use laundry soap to maintain a good skin tone, despising the expensive products of prestigious cosmetic companies.

It is advisable not to donate household appliances. Simply because they are so obsessed with us men exploiting them in the kitchen. And then, you know, she will decide that you think she spends little time in the kitchen. References to the fact that you are trying to facilitate her hard work in the kitchen in this way are not justified. It's still March 8, not the day of receiving humanitarian aid.

If you are a complete romantic and on March 8th with difficulty got a ticket to "Swan Lake" or Natasha Koroleva's concert, do not even think of inviting her. You need something that you can touch, wrinkle, try on a tooth. Opera tickets can be a burden. Do not throw it out now!

If you have great difficulties with choosing a gift, give it with money. But at the same time not with the words: "Honey, take a piece in your wallets, buy yourself something for the holiday." This will not work. You buy a pink envelope, put a 100 dollar bill in it (more is possible) and with the words (it is better to learn by heart): "My sweet, beloved sun, I decided that only you with your refined taste can choose a cute trinket for these modest money! Happy holiday, my sweet!"

And finally, whatever your gift is, you can't do without flowers. And you better buy one, but NORMAL flower. But not mimosa and lilies of the valley …

And finally, my dear lady, I will turn to you: if He gives you a lawn mower, do not be offended … He did it lovingly …