What pisses us off about each other

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

At the very beginning of a relationship, most of us try to show ourselves only from the best side. Women turn into well-groomed nymphs and ideal housewives, men become neat and jack of all trades. But when the candy-bouquet period is over and the lovers begin to live together, sooner or later they break through … everyday little things, which eventually bring both to a nervous shake. About small habits that cause very big annoyance - stories from life.

Valeria, 30 years old: “It pisses me off that every time after a request to dress a child in the garden, my husband's eyes widen and complete amnesia sets in. The training camp begins with the question: "What should I wear?" And then incrementally: “Where are his tights? Where are the shirts? " It also includes a fool when you ask for help in the kitchen: “Where is our saucepan? Where's the rice? Is there any salt? " In general, every time I ask for help, he pretends that he is in this apartment for the first time, and this is terrifying as maddening."

Vera, 27 years old: “It annoys my husband when I don't close the cabinet doors completely and leave dirt in the sink. And if you make him tea or coffee, then the water should be poured to a certain level in the cup (about 1 cm to the top): if it is not enough, it seems to him that I have not refilled, and he refills, and if a lot, he says that he poured it. It is the same with sandwiches: often I cannot catch the golden mean: either there is a lot of bread, then there is sausage."

Andrey, 30 years old, divorced: “My wife licked my fingers. You know, it’s so delicious and thorough when, for example, the cream from the cake will hook into your mouth with your finger. Or something else. And let's lick the nail … It is still twitching me, as I remember."

Alice, 25 years old: “My husband is unique, I’ll tell anyone - no one believes. Regularly begins to pester, then declares that "he right now in the bathroom, and then everything will be," and just as regularly falls asleep in this bathroom until the morning. Honestly, he falls asleep right there. He pulls out the cork, lets out hot water in a thin stream and lies in the heated bathtub. And I sleep like a fool with shaved legs and alone. And waking him up is more dear to himself."

Svetlana, 30 years old: “He finds fault with my cooking, with anyone. Now there is too much meat in the cutlets, then “Why is the soup so thick?”, Then “Why is it liquid?”, Then the color is not the same … In general, there is no dish in the world in which he would not find a reason for nagging. And, no, I'm wrong, there is such a dish - it's mayonnaise. And this is another reason for my rabies. When I try all day, I cook a tasty treat, and he comes and generously pours it with disgusting mayonnaise, interrupting all the taste and my efforts."

Marina, 29 years old: “When my husband reads something, he uses toilet paper instead of bookmarks. And he never reads in the toilet, but when it is necessary to lay it down, he will get up and go to tear off a piece of paper. He never removes his bookmarks, so from all the books we have pieces of toilet paper of all colors and stripes sticking out in a fan. These same pieces stick out from all of his special literature, which he periodically drags to work: I don't know what his employees think there."

Stas, 31 years old: “The wife is tossing and turning in bed all the time, as if building a nest. Until he rolls over from side to side thirty times, he falls asleep. And he returns a hundred times to the same store. She cannot decide whether she should take it or not (most often it is not necessary, but the mind at this stage throws out a white flag, and the thing is acquired).

Olga, 40 years old: “It pisses me off that my husband doesn’t wash his hands. Not from the street, not after the toilet. For ten years now I have been yelling - to no avail. At the same time, when, for example, my tights are on a chair, he takes them with two fingers to remove them, as if it were a poisonous snake."

Ekaterina, 32 years old: “As soon as he enters home, the first thing he does is rush to the refrigerator, as if he hadn't eaten anything for a year. Maybe you can't even take off your shoes. If I say something, it’s a scandal. Or he will go to the refrigerator a hundred times a day, open it and look into it, even if he is not going to eat. What is this bad manner, I cannot understand? I noticed that now my son also began to do so."

Timur, 29 years old: “When my wife is chatting on the phone with her friends, she starts discussing me in detail. And this despite the fact that I am in the same room with her. It sounds something like this: “Tim is sitting over there, in a vest and shorts. Ha ha ha. And I forgot to put on my pants. " Or: "Mine is sitting, scratching the pumpkin, no to fix the socket." This is incredibly annoying."

Katya, 31 years old: “I am enraged by the eternal question that he asks constantly: as soon as he comes home from work, leaves the bathroom, goes to bed … In general, the main question of every day is:“Where is the remote control?” It feels like nothing bothers him other than that."

Vasily, 28 years old: “My wife really pisses me off that I don't wash the dishes after myself right after I have dinner. And it pisses me off that it pisses her off. I like to sit relaxed after dinner, and she needs to fuss from morning to evening, as if she was stung in one place."

Olga, 33 years old: “My husband doesn't know how to cook. The worst thing is that he does not understand this. He continues and continues to try to do it and manages to mow terribly every time. Therefore, I always look forward with horror to the weekend and the next experiments. It's a mystery to me - how could you confuse sugar with salt and fry salty pancakes? Most importantly, he made his son eat it, saying: "Stop whining, they are not that salty." At least I had an excuse - I'm on a diet. How many products I translated, it's even scary to estimate. But I myself am to blame, I am afraid to offend him and talk directly."

Stepan, 28 years old: “When we are in the car, my wife sings along to every song. He even manages to jazz tracks. Opera what to include? Maybe it will help? It should be noted that nature did not reward her with either hearing or voice, therefore the pleasure is specific. I once asked to stop, immediately pouted my lips, turned away. But after half an hour I couldn’t stand it and let us howl again”.

Kira, 26 years old: “My husband always grabs my toothbrush instead of his own, and sometimes he takes a razor, and then he also complains that it is inconvenient to shave off his stubble with it. I'm ready to crack it at such moments with a frying pan. As for the rest, he is the best for me."