Was a Valka, became a Valkyrie

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

There are such type of heroines of various talk shows like

Let's look at one more type of characters from similar shows. Women with lush hair and no less impressive body volumes (mainly breasts). Bright red lipstick (oh, that bright red lipstick!) Is smeared much beyond the natural border of the lips, there is also a blush, but it is not natural at all, because such women cannot blush. They usually tell that the fifteenth lover turned out to be a terrible bore, all the men in the world were tired of, she wanted love, and she met HIM. Then the presenter starts yelling into the microphone: "Where is this superman? Enter the studio!"

A man appears in the studio: a penguin by physique, a bald head reflects the light from the spotlights with a shine, the upper row of teeth is absent as such, hands practically reach behind him on the floor. And so this superman begins to hug his queen, breathing nervously into her abdomen. Both have happy smiles on their faces. Tell me what?

Of course, you and I, so beautiful and smart, slender and tall, want to immediately diagnose - such a lady, they say, is a classic (clinical) example of monstrophilia. Let's say so. But she just found happiness in life, because the monster in the queen's bed is a guarantee that sex will be passionate and long, and most importantly, the orgasm (s) will be natural. And healthy sex, I hope you know, is the key to physical health and social well-being. Any sexologist will tell you more about this. And no matter how long we call such women sick, you can be sure that they are much healthier than all the soldiers of the American Salvation Army put together. And if necessary for the sake of their beloved monster, the Great Wall of China will be dismantled five times, brick by brick, and the same number of times will be erected back.

If we try to characterize the listed heroines by names, then the first, of course, will suit such a Russian good name Valka, while the second heroine will certainly be Valkyrie. As they say, feel the difference!

And while Valkyrie receives her portion of human happiness, Valka is drowning in inferiority complexes. At the same time, she bears the burden of the mistress of the house and a respectable woman. Ultimately, if not an unhealthy psyche, then a ruined youth she is guaranteed. Oddly enough, such women are legion. And not only in Russia, where the Soviet years amputated sexuality for women. According to a study by scientists from Munich, two-thirds of German women think about cooking and shopping during sex. Many ladies speak negatively about their partners and sexual experiences. One married woman said: "While my husband twitches and puffs, I look at the ceiling and figure out what to buy at the pharmacy."

So what do you do? I hope you have already understood the idea of this opus, and you can answer this question. Yes exactly. How to become a Valkyrie from Valka? And it is not at all necessary for all men at a distance of a meter, but at least for their own faithful. If you manage to fall on the bedroom bed not with a freshly sawn log, but with a woman who wants a real orgasm, then you have taken a huge step forward. Feel free to partner and become a mean girl. Scream, moan, scratch your brand new wallpaper and the back of your beloved.

After all, watch a porn movie. I understand, ashamed to horror. But in front of whom? The first teacher who raised the citywide alarm if the skirt was a millimeter above the knee, and earrings flaunted in her ears? Spit, she probablyhas long gone to heaven without removing the bulletproof vest from under her dress.

For starters, you can watch a porno tape with one eye, tightly locking the doors and curtains. And then, take what is happening on the screen as the plot of the tutorial (in fact, the way it is). Watch this movie with the same spontaneity and joy as your child watches Teletubbies. No one will scold you or put you in a corner!

And then feel free to do the same with your loved one.