A convinced bachelor, or How to drag him to the registry office?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

He doesn't want to get married! And that's it. At first it didn’t bother you, well, you don’t get married and don’t need to! Loves is the main thing, you already have a family and all that. And then suddenly it felt like it. You look, all your friends have been married for a long time, at least don't go to visit your own parents, because the interrogation will surely begin with addiction:"

In the end, you yourself are not sure of anything, you are exhausted, vulnerable, you are about to fall into depression, and more and more often you ask yourself the question: "Why, why won't he marry me ?!" … The most that neither is "really unbearable to get married." And there comes a moment when your angelic patience comes to an end - that's it, I don't want to be a civil wife anymore, but I want … well, if not the queen of the sea, then at least his "faithful faithful" by passport and by law.

I will not assure you otherwise, because it is useless. I think you yourself know everything: both about the fact that a stamp means nothing, and that a legal life is not much different from a "citizen", and that a wedding with a veil, a cake and a drunken uncle Vasya who fell into a fountain is even somehow not fashionable already. You don't give a damn about all these arguments, it's too late, no longer convincing. You just got to the point when either let him get married, or fail to hell (be he at least three times loved and four times dear). Yeah!

I understand that urging you to think sensibly is like waving a red rag in front of a bull, but in order to achieve your goal, you still have to do it.

Total how can you bring him to the registry office?

- to force (aha, tie, say for him "yes, yes, I agree" and sign - haha three times!);

- to talk (well, dear, well, pretty, well, when will you marry me?);

- make him want it himself (this is aerobatics, you will have to become an intriguer and play "undercover games").

And now in more detail.

Of course, we are all human, we are all human, and more or less we "use" each other. If your faithful does not want to marry in any way, then in order to force him, you will have to go to extreme dirty measures. Are you ready? Among the most "popular" - two: to drive him into a corner or to deceive (and sometimes both, and more). According to the 10-point system of "female meanness" - all 10 points, an honorable first place and the title of "the best bitch in the area." You can just catch him by the … penis, get pregnant, that is. In such cases, I always feel sorry for the baby who has not yet been born, but has already become a means of manipulation.

But lyrics aside! Before deciding on such an extreme step, think: will he marry? Are you ready for humiliation? I am not kidding! What if he says: "I recognize the child, but I will not marry", "Go for an abortion", or does not say anything, but simply evaporates? And it will be right, forgive me, Lord.

The second place in the hit parade of dirty tricks is ordinary blackmail. “If you don’t marry me - fuck you!”, Or “Until you marry, no sex, and in general I’m leaving for my mother”, “Either marry, or move to your mother and think about your behavior, radish!”, and tears in three streams. I can't say that the method is that good, on the contrary, it is just as losing. And you lose, first of all: well, you must have pride! After all, who should seek whom?

You don't have to expel him from the house, but just arrange a little domestic terror. Walking sad, depressed, as if you are experiencing the greatest grief in your life, and to all his inquiries it is sad to answer: "Nothing happened."

My friend's grandmother always said: “Why swear, shout and prove? By the way, the grandmother herself was married 4 times. But I will still allow myself to argue with her: women's tears do not affect everyone. They will pity only a loving, gentle person who has no immunity to guilt, and even then at first. When a woman cries often and a lot, the man begins to get irritated and will soon "make his legs".

So what do we have next? To talk a normal, adequate, sane and balanced bachelor to marry, in my opinion, is impossible. If he had not been so sane and balanced, he would have been married long ago. But of course you can try. Especially when, in principle, he is not against the registration of a marriage, it's just a bummer for him, lazy, you know? Well, you need to get off the couch, go somewhere, organize something, but why, when he is already satisfied with everything? Offer him to take everything upon himself, or limit the celebration to a modest trip to the registry office and gatherings with those closest to him. Only then do not be offended that "he does not take part in anything." His maximum program is to come to the registry office on the appointed day and time. After all, YOU NEED to get married, he is not bad anyway.

The conviction of a bachelor resting his horn on his "readable passport" can be indirect. Well, why should you immediately give out your intentions to get him on the forehead? We will take a different, roundabout way. For example, unobtrusively letting him know that if you were married, everything would be in even more chocolate than now. Men, they are like children: if you go to them with a whip, they may obey, but they will not love and respect, and most likely will start "naughty" behind their backs, and if with a carrot, they will come running themselves. To do this, you need to think about the benefits of getting married. "Imagine, my dear, if we were registered, we would be entitled to a family discount on a tour package, otherwise we will have to pay in full." The Argumentist, of course, is not so-so, but he acts on some, especially the greedy. Ugh, I don't even know what else you can think of. Motivation is an individual matter, and knowing your beloved one, you can always come up with a "lure" for him.

To hunt him is the most reliable way to get what you want and not drop your "honor and dignity." Dale Carnegie wrote that you can get a person to do what you need in one way: to make him want to do it. I will add on my own: not only wanted, but also begged, sought and demanded. Otherwise, hey, he has no desire. Wow! And all why, I ask you? Because he has no reason! The prey (that is, you) has already been caught, domesticated, sits on a leash, and also persuades to marry yourself. Completely insolent! It is necessary to knock the ground out from under his feet, make him doubt and again feel "beyond the line", in a crowd of hunters for your soul and body. How to do it? No, I am not asking you to get on the warpath and go all out. It is enough to pretend that you are free, like a bird, and free, like the wind, and generally not sure that he is suitable for a candidate for husbands. Make him jealous! Feel that the prey is slipping out of your hands, and today you are with him, and tomorrow we will look at his behavior. Just don't overdo it.

In the end, wave your hand at this very stamp, take a ticket and go ahead, rest! And one! And not in order to think, think and think: lie on the beach and think, walk around the resort town and think - no, in order to get distracted. Now let him have a headache: how are you there, with whom are you there and what is happening in general ?! You will relax, sunbathe, look prettier, not to mention the fact that you will be distracted and stop looping about a dress with a veil. After all, it always happens: you just have to stop wanting what seemed to you extremely necessary, and it will float into your hands!