The plight of the main PION during the holidays

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

During working hours, it's so nice to think that someone's vacation is ending at this moment! A little evil, of course, but how fair! My boss has taken a well-deserved, yet promising vacation.

Morning. I sit on her warm comfortable chair, make an extremely serious expression on my face and give orders to the department employees in a commanding tone.

Day. I sit down on my chair, although it is not so comfortable, but I'm still more used to it. At the moment of giving the next order, I begin to wheeze and forget what to say to whom.

Evening. I crawl away from my desk in the direction of the exit, say goodbye to my colleagues with a nod of their head - they look regretfully in my direction, as they understand that my voice is a delicate thing and I cannot replace a shrunken one with a new one.

And this will continue for two weeks. While the boss is going to indulge in all sorts of joys and delights of summer vacation, I will be the main PION in this crazy flower garden. Do you know who PION is? This being is a Constant Acting Chief. Luxurious name, isn't it? Oh, how I would like to be now a dry thorn somewhere on the southern coast of Crimea or a small gastropod in the Sea of Azov … But, alas, I am a PION. And I swear on my honor that I will honor the honor given to me!

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At work, I will pour in an incomprehensible amount of coffee, in order to finally wake up and … I will wait for the blessed evening to come, so that my mortal body finds temporary peace on my beloved sofa. And in two weeks the boss will arrive, pretty much healthier, tanned and rested. And so, gently, as if by chance, he will say that the dark circles under my eyes are in great harmony with the pale green color of my face. Frrrrrr …

If I were an absolutely stranger to myself, then perhaps such an attitude towards this very stranger of mine would not have caused me any negative emotions. But since I am me, and I cannot be a stranger to myself, for the reason indicated above, then I have to be myself nothing more than the most dear and close person. This is the logic of things.

This means that I cannot rejoice at the wit and resourcefulness of my boss. Even the opposite. All I can do is get upset about a remark addressed to me, huddle somewhere in a corner and sob with my heart that I began to look bad, they stopped appreciating me at work, most likely, my husband is cheating on me with this nasty secretary of his chief, and in general - life has failed! But all this would be if I did not love myself as much as I can love myself. So everything, everything, everything will be completely different!

The boss went on vacation. So the time has come for the implementation of the division: "We will catch up and overtake!" Moreover, this is not so difficult to do. You should not jump up in the morning from the whining squeak of an alarm clock and immediately take on the whole burden of humanity. The alarm should be set 20 minutes before the required time. I heard that it was ringing - turn it off immediately. I woke up anyway. It will take about five minutes for the transition from sleep to reality (just have time to finish watching the interrupted dream). Further, an equally pleasant moment awaits. I call it "little slugs". Stretch with pleasure with all parts of your body. Then I came up with a psychological trick for myself, which I call "start the day with a good omen." You look around the room, stop at something unusual. For example, on the spider web under the chair. And you CONVINITINGLY tell yourself: aha! Seeing the web is good luck. So the day will be going well today.

Water procedures - who likes what. I, after leaving the boss on vacation, took up pouring cold water. If you are told that after a week it is a pleasure, don’t believe it. Terribly unpleasant. But what is the effect! Such vigor and lightness throughout the body!

In the kitchen, instead of boring sandwiches - something not very high-calorie, but tasty - fantasize at your own discretion. You don't like all kinds of physical exercises - replace with jumps on the landing and dashes to a public transport stop. While you wait for the bus, put your face to the sun. After all, the morning is the most useful.

At work, there is a small thermos in which all kinds of herbs are infused all day - a string, wild rose, knotweed. Much healthier than coffee. Moreover, the entire arsenal of aromatherapy can be used to raise the tone. Hang such an aroma bottle around your neck, into which you pour lemon oil, its smell is the best stimulation for the brain.

And in the evening, when you come home from work, arrange yourself a resort area. Take a bath of warm water and add sea salt to it. In order to prevent any garbage from getting into the water, it is better to pour the salt into a canvas bag and then lower it into the bathroom. After 15-20 minutes of doing nothing, rinse under a warm shower.

No salt, pour in a glass of milk - this is called Cleopatra's bath. The effect is simply amazing. The skin becomes soft, smooth and firm. You can also add a few drops of lavender oil if desired. Now, the main thing is not to fall asleep on the way to bed, because a sound sleep is simply guaranteed to you!

Two weeks passed in this way. At the end of this time, a charming, rejuvenated and even slightly tanned Stranger looked at me from the mirror. It turns out that the boss's vacation was very useful for me. When she appeared at the door, I could not resist and so gently, as if by chance, said: a peeled nose is in great harmony with your eyelashes burnt out in the sun.