Elder and younger sister

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

There are many things in the world, friend Horatio, that our sages never dreamed of. For example - a bright variety of reasons for dissatisfaction with each other. Or a friend to a friend. But this diversity is especially vividly manifested within the same family. In particular, the older and younger sister. The female soul is generally dark (even for her mistress), and the interaction of two female souls can provide material for both a comedy writer and a thriller creator …

Whom do parents love more is one of the main subjects of "showdowns" between older and younger sisters. Of course, conflicts do not occur directly ("Me!" - "No, me!"). Jealousy is more of an "underground" reason than an excuse. But the reasons can be all sorts.

My classmate often shared her grievances with me: “My younger sister has always been a beloved child. And in this regard she enjoyed all the privileges: she was sent to a good school (they were looking for it on purpose, but they just shoved me into the one closer to home!), she was allowed to do whatever she wanted - needless to say that, trying to educate me through books, they kept me in a black body! Mom and Dad were called to help. "You are older, you must be able to build relationships with your sister" - how many times have I heard this phrase! You must be wiser, you must be more restrained … You must, must, must … And what is it worth that even as a child I could not go for a walk with my friends normally! “Take Olenka with you, she also needs to breathe fresh air.” She has no peace at home, but here she is also mincing after you on the street and asking for hands. She doesn't want to go there, she doesn't need to come here … Yes, it's always like this in life - someone gets everything, and someone gets nothing."

However, this is not always the case. Here is the monologue of another older sister: "I just admire my Lenka. This is a typical example of the fact that, after all, character probably depends little on upbringing. We grew up in the same family, and as far as I remember, they raised us the same way. And I am older. her not much - a little over a year. But we are so different, and this is so interesting! She looks at life in a completely different way, and listening to her reasoning, I am even surprised. She is much wiser than me, much easier to deal with some things, she has a lot of friends …"

In general, there is sometimes something good in a little sister. As, however, in the senior … The main thing is to try very hard and find him. And if you have a rich imagination - and just come up with, because the older and younger sister are ultimately related to each other.

Pros of having an older sister:

- She has all the equipment that her younger sister needs so much. True, if the eldest is a greedy person, then these pluses instantly turn into minuses: after all, you want to! But she doesn't. Mom and Dad, respectively, reason like this: "Why should we buy a second tape recorder if we already have one? What does Marinkin mean? General, general!" As a result, the war for the possession of a common hair dryer, iron … completely poisons the existence of both. And the thought comes: "I wish I was an only child …"

- She has a lot of very nice male acquaintances. By the way, she does not pretend to yours, claiming that "she has not yet entered the age when a woman begins to like young boys." In general, you can actively make eyes to her acquaintances, almost without fear for your own. By the way, usually the younger sister has several interesting stories about the older one, with which she can amuse the fans of the latter (enjoying her strong indignation and threats to tell the youngest bridegroom how she, at an irresponsible age, wrote to her father on his back when he carried her on his shoulders) …

- She has not only nice, but also smart friends who have one or another stage of higher education. It will not be at all difficult for them to write a test for you, translate thirty thousand characters from German, or in a couple of days bring your coursework into a divine form, in which, due to your stormy personal life, the horse did not roll.

- The presence of any kind of life experience, due to which you can, after sucking up, get advice or even practical help - for example, in painting the head in a delicious delicate lilac color. As a return service, you can patiently listen to her silly admonitions on the topic "what is proper for a young girl to wear" and "gold and silver cannot be combined." It's not difficult for us - especially since you can just pretend that you are listening carefully, in fact figuring out which of her blouses you can wear for your birthday tomorrow.

- She has a solid wardrobe, which, with her permission or even without it, can be used, giving her friends the impression of herself as the daughter of wealthy parents. True, some things are most likely already out of fashion - but they can be redone! Sister, of course, will sizzle and bubble, but the skirt already looks completely different! Moreover, she still did not fit into this skirt. You gotta eat such an ass …

- She has feelings of guilt. Usually older sisters consider it their duty to take care of the younger ones. My classmate, for example, used to whip with her youngest almost to death. Her screams "Mom, she put on my pants again !!!" I heard not only the entire staircase, but also the neighbors from the two upper and two lower floors. But, as soon as this disgusting Masha's temperature rose, Svetlana rushed to the store and bought oranges and apples from the money put in reserve. So that the little sister is fed with vitamins. Sveta could not logically explain her actions. Moreover, as soon as Masha recovered, she swore to all the most holy: "Yes, so that I … once again … for you … but never!"

- Since she has already passed all the vicissitudes of the struggle for personal freedom, her parents are quite calm about your spree, coming under degrees and young men in love who are patiently on duty under your windows. By the way, in case of a benevolent disposition of the spirit, the elder sister can even intercede for you in front of them. Say, come on, what are you …

- Ability to whine, persuading her to give birth to a nephew, because you want to be with the baby. And in response to her "You want - you and give birth!" - it is innocent to remark: "I am still too young for this." What could be nicer to a real woman than to point out the advanced age of another woman! Even if you are twins, and she was born only a quarter of an hour earlier than you, you have every right to emphasize: "This is my OLD sister. Isn't she well preserved?" And add: "Although not so good … What can you do - time, time …"

Cons of having an older sister:

In general, it can take a long time to list all kinds of benefits of owning such a valuable treasure as an older sister. But every medal has a flip side. Which? For example, she may imagine that she should be the same authority for you as your parents. And then it will:

- pull you out of the party right by the handle when all the fun is just beginning; - demand an account: where was and why did you need her cool lipstick, when you and your own in bulk;

- to inform in a theatrical whisper that it's already half past twelve and Misha's parents are probably waiting, and you will have a test tomorrow morning (while Misha sits with his head pressed into his shoulders, and without having time to finish, how he adores you);

- make you wash the dishes on the grounds that she did it yesterday. Sly, yesterday we had a family dinner, and today is her birthday, which was thirty!

- to read you morality on the topic "Modesty is the best adornment of a girl", trying to pull off your ring from your fingers - yes, not one, but all seven! If only she left half, why would she need so much!

- call you a jerk and a fool; but "older", by the way, does not always mean "smarter"!.. and so on.