Small male dignity among the stars

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Unfortunately, just because a guy has a lot of talent or a huge fortune doesn't guarantee that he also has something big in jeans. In front of you is a list of famous guys about whom there are some very disappointing rumors.

Ben Affleck

Michael Clarke Duncan, who co-starred with Affleck in Armageddon, said: "Don't get me wrong ladies, Ben is handsome, but I saw him naked … and I must admit, I was not impressed at all."

Shia LaBeouf

The actor told in an interview with Playboy magazine interesting details about the first time he tried to make love with a girl. Shia wanted to look like a seasoned man. He put a pillow under his friend's sacrum, because he saw that they do it in porn films, and then it became completely uncomfortable.

“I am not so generously gifted by nature, and the pillow was definitely superfluous,” concluded the actor.

Enrique Iglesias

The Spanish singer once announced that the next product to be released under his name would be extra-small condoms. He also said that he had a tiny penis.

Poor Anna Kournikova. We can only hope that these are jokes.

Nick Lasche

Back when he met with Jessica Simpson, she said that he was "not particularly well-staffed, if you know what I'm talking about."

Jude Law

The paparazzi caught this handsome man in France at the moment when he was changing his swimming trunks, and commented on the size of his penis like this: "He's not Tommy Lee - that's for sure." Another reason to always change your clothes in a secluded place.

Daniel Craig

It's hard to believe that such a manly and sexy James Bond is the owner of a small penis. But Daniel gave reason to think that this is so. The actor used a "penis stunt double" in sex scenes at Casino Royale.

- In the bedroom with me was always a stunt double, - admitted 38-year-old Craig. - Penis stunt double, you say? Yes, I had 4 or 5 of them.

Do you have anything to be ashamed of, Mr. Bond?

Howard Stern

The self-proclaimed king of American television and radio, himself insists that he just has a micro-penis, which, when enlarged several times, is like a large clitoris. Oh God.

Ashton Kutcher

When Kutcher started dating Demi Moore, his ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy commented: "For him, apparently, age does not matter, but for her size does not matter."

Eminem

His ex-wife Kim revealed that Eminem has absolutely nothing to brag about when he takes off his panties. And, even worse, he can't do anything in bed.

Daniel Radcliffe

The Harry Potter star appeared nude on stage in the controversial Equus.

Even the most ardent fans of the star were forced to note that the magic wand is so-so.

Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears, after breaking up with him, hinted that she was not so upset, there would be something to be killed for. And giggling, she showed the size with her thumb.

Napoleon

According to many testimonies, the length of the member of the famous commander was no more than 7 centimeters. With an increase of 151 centimeters, this is probably natural.

Similar rumors also circulated about: the composer Frederic Chopin, the writer Ernest Hemingway, the dancer Vaclav Nijinsky and the writer Scott Fitzgerald.