I'm a little horse. Or what to celebrate the New Year

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

No matter how many hours before the appointed celebration you begin to get ready, you will still be late! This is the law of nature called "The woman is in a hurry to leave." But having lost strength in the mental struggle "what dress to wear" and having restored them from the shine of the eyes of men admiring your persona, you are sure that the holiday was invented in order to celebrate not the New Year, but you, delightful and charming. That champagne flows like a river for the glory of you, so airy. That Santa Claus grew a beard to emphasize your eternal youth. That the tart pine scent is no match for the French scent that emanates from you. That frosty patterns on the windows are nothing in relation to the strands of hair laid only in the sequence you know.

The beloved man, mesmerized by your beauty, who beheld you at the hour appointed to be a guest in a dressing gown and with curlers in his hair, blowing on newly painted toenails, recognizes that you are perfection compared to eternity. And he will forget about the whole fortune you spent the day before on the purchase of two pairs of shoes for Cinderella for one dress. He will agree with you that, on the contrary, you have only one (!!!) dress for two pairs of shoes and will vow that he will definitely give his queen a new outfit as soon as the shop assistants get away from their hangover.

Do not believe, when you are about to go out into the world, the male tales that they go to visit to have fun and communicate, interspersing everything with a fair amount of libations and filling alcohol with salads, and not looking at the toilets. And on New Year's Eve, all those who have gathered will gaze at the blue screen, watching the same color "Spark", and not drill with a glance at what hides your deep neckline. Do not make an effort, as a result of which a plate with the hostess "Olivier" may end up on the head of a talkative object, rather concentrate your attention on the horses.

So that this wayward animal, under the sign of which the year 2002 will pass, does not throw you out of its saddle, try to "butter up" it - or rather, "oats" (from "oats"), if such a word exists at all - putting on a pleasant exit for a mare look suit. According to the eastern calendar, the native element of all horses is fire, the symbol of which is red. If you prefer clothes that are not flashy, then put on your lips with lipstick the color of a fire truck. This season, a bright mouth is still relevant - one of the main symbols of sexuality and chic, a sign of passion, strength and independence. It is fashionable to cover the lips with wine and berry shades of lipstick. For a wet effect, gloss is applied on top of the paint. Or they run to the store for a new lipstick from "Maybelline" with the effect of flag lips.

And more from the secrets of amazing makeup. Smeared eyelashes should not make a wooden clatter when patted. The cheeks have no right to acquire a deathly pallor or a consumptive blush. Do not drown your eyes in blue-green shadows. And do not outline your lips with a true black frame.

More recently, gold was allowed to shine faintly on the cheeks and eyelids. Now all restrictions have been removed: bronze mascara looks spectacular on the eyes, a cream with sparkles on the face, varnish shimmering on the hair. By the way, the hairstyle should not be tamped down with bubbles of mousse, gel, spray poured onto it until the end … Men do not like it when our hair gets tanned and freezes on the head under the weight of styling products.

You already know that the cunning Chinese have already managed to convey to the public that the coming year is dominated by the elements of water, which is represented by blue and black colors. Just remember that black, the leading color in all fashion collections this season, is not really pampered these days. By the New Year, gentlemen, the trendsetters remembered that he accumulates the energy of unhappiness and it is not recommended to joke with dressing himself in mourning clothes. Choose which shade of blue-gray color scheme suits you best and remember that some details sustained in this color are enough: decorative hairpins, shoes, handbags, neckerchiefs. Black is recommended in jewelry: earrings or pendants made of obsidian, onyx, agate, opal, pearls. As a talisman that scares away evil spirits throughout 2002, you can choose a ring or a pendant with "horse" stones: ruby, pomegranate, amethyst … Now there can be several of them, and at once on one outfit. Brooches are allowed to be small and large, on one shoulder or on two at once …

So beloved by you and warming legs in the winter cold, reserve tight tights for weekdays. On New Year's Eve, they fail! Tights should be as transparent as possible (10-15 den), with a corrective effect, fancy, like 'OMSA' - 'Fantastico 20' 20 den. Better yet, if you put on your legs in stockings.

The shoes you want to celebrate in must have a big heel. No platforms, sports boots, soft slippers and flipper-like shoes. The heel makes the ladies' legs graceful, and the gait is breathtaking. In the mighty of this world, looking at the lady below the back, as a result, from such slender "delicacies" begins profuse salivation, rapid heartbeat, the temperature of certain parts of the body rises and there is a desire to surrender in captivity to the mistress of appetizing limbs - in general, a clinic! Yes, I almost forgot: if you want to find the prince, throw off your shoe in the midst of the celebration.

Clothing should follow the contours of the body. Don't experiment with the cut. Wear a petite cocktail dress for a stunning, stylish outfit that breaks the proportions of your figure. Focus your attention on one item of your wardrobe, which you can make the most striking, sexiest, while the rest of the things should serve as a background for it. Let it be two centimeters of lace, defiantly peeking out in the neckline of the suit, than a skirt, showing where the legs grow from. Male primates love to speculate on your "possibilities" - it makes their blood boil constantly. A man is obliged to believe that he discovered you, and not you presented yourself on a silver platter without any resistance.

On pain of death, do not wear a sweater to a festive event! Even if it is at a price equal to the car, stylish and from a famous couturier. Although the hit of the coming season is knitwear from Lyudmila Dobrokhotova, similar in appearance to a needle chrysanthemum or fluffy hops, the second Christmas tree, and an artificial one, presented by you, dressed in a fashionable jumper, will be a clear overkill.

And finally, I will say that no gorgeous clothes and dazzling makeup will help a woman standing at attention or walking around the apartment like a brave soldier Schweik or a horse carrying brushwood, a woman to grab a bird of happiness by the tail on a magical night, and a man behind … Barely noticeable movement heads, a turn of the neck, a special bend of the back - a panther before a jump, that's what you should be. The crystal clinking of a glass, sparkling champagne, the fresh scent of pine needles, an appetizing exotic fruit, not a bay horse, not yawning rotten stump, not tired of work as a bee …

Having dressed up for the 2002 meeting and stocked up with irrepressible energy, try not to laugh like a young mare at your own reflection in a polished mirror.

Happy new year, little horse!