Women's riddles. No clue

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

The woman is a mystery. No one has ever doubted this. How often the behavior of the fair sex, which does not lend itself to logical explanation, baffles men! However, women themselves sometimes cannot explain some of the features of their behavior. And how can one not agree with the sages who claim that women are aliens. After all, no psychologists, anthropologists and even astrophysicists are able to explain the mysteries of the female essence. For example, such.

Riddle number 1

What woman doesn't like to chat with her friend about the details of intimate life? Rare. And as soon as two or more women get together, there is no way to stop them. The stories of relationships with men of each of them are described to the smallest detail.

And after that, dear lady, you wonder why men are not too frank with you? Is it to be frank when every word will be submitted to the women's council? In addition, some women cannot understand in any way, where does such a heap of rumors about them come from? And hardly even one would guess that the day before she herself gave rise to rumors, having opened up with the "good-natured" cleaning lady.

Riddle number 2

Women, well, just go crazy from cute dogs, such huge, fluffy, with kind eyes. Somehow it does not occur to them at all that these very dogs have fangs in their mouths, and they are quite sharp. Where there! They kiss and press them to the chest in a way that they do not press their beloved men. But what a reaction from the fairer sex to a small harmless mouse! The heat of passion. One of my acquaintances, who, by the way, kept a huge mastiff in the house, could not be pulled from the closet after she found an ordinary mouse in it. The poor fellow, clutching the mezzanine, screeched so-a-ak! The mouse probably died of a ruptured heart after seeing to what extent it frightened the mistress of the house.

Riddle number 3

There is a category of women who consider the degree of openness of a particular part of the body to be the main criterion for clothing, be it the chest (deep neckline) or legs (radical mini). "Well, I must emphasize the dignity of my body" - their main argument. True, it is not clear why, in this case, be indignant that men are impudently staring at you?

Riddle number 4

A woman can get ready for a day and dress up, preparing for a social event, and a minute before leaving, decide that she will not go anywhere, since she does not look stunning enough. Or, on the contrary, having perfected the smallest details of the toilet and being already "in full dress", he can "stay" with his beloved for half an hour. As a result, wash off the makeup, collect hair in a ponytail, fit into jeans and go to visit with a clear conscience and a wonderful mood. Why? A rhetorical question…

Riddle number 5

There is no woman who has enough clothes not to suffer every day over the problem of what to wear. Moreover, these torments begin in the evening. Possible options are scrolling through the head until bedtime. Finally, in the morning, the answer to the question "What should I wear?" is in two hours if there is a wide choice in her wardrobe and after three if there is little choice.

Riddle number 6

Not a single normal person is able to understand how it is possible to expel a man "into the night" by contemptuously declaring to him: "I don't need you anymore!" - and then roar the night away and beg him to come back the next morning. Or, on the contrary, to seem sweet and loving, and one fine day calmly and coldly delete him from your life. And why pretend to be an unapproachable proud woman, giving the unfortunate an icy glance, if in your soul you passionately desire to snuggle up to his chest?

Agree, dear reader - well, no logic! Mystery…

P. S. You can puzzle over solving these problems. And remember: it is impossible to solve them rationally.