Men's time: what to do while he watches football

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

From today on, men all over the world are entering a hot time: they have to manage not only to work and pay attention to their wives, but also to root for their favorite team at the 2014 FIFA World Cup. This fever will last a little less than a month, and therefore women will have to be patient and not throw tantrums about the fact that the beloved periodically freezes at the TV, does not respond to his name and becomes like an angry bull if she accidentally switches to another channel.

Do you know why it is so important for men, without stopping, to follow the game of their favorite football team? Not only because they want to be in the know. The fact is that every second person firmly believes: the team cannot win without his moral support. They arrange mental dances with a tambourine, imagine themselves as shamans, make various "conspiracies", curse their rivals and feel that the outcome of the match depends only on them. Now think: if you were in the place of such a fan, would you allow at least someone to flicker between you and the TV, distract from watching and whine about the fact that you and your football have completely forgotten about walking under the moonlight and tender hugs? Let's be honest: you would most likely send the violator of the football idyll to a few magic letters, kick him out of the room, slam the door and plunge into 90 minutes of complete happiness and bliss. If you do not want silly quarrels because of senseless jealousy of TV, sports bars and stadiums, you will have to pull yourself together and still let your loved one plunge into summer football mania. At this time, you will occupy yourself with something useful and pleasant.

You should thank those who came up with the World Cup and arrange a month-long spa marathon for yourself.

Take care of yourself

When you have a husband with a green mask on your face, you don’t look like it: it doesn’t matter what the result will be “after”, if “before” does not excite at all. Therefore, you should thank those who came up with the World Cup and arrange a month-long spa marathon for yourself. Masks, wraps, scrubs, peels, massages - whatever you want. At home or in the salon - also your choice. The main thing is to try to fit any procedure in 90 minutes. You will see, by the end of the sporting event, when the husband finally can look at the world around him with a look at the world around him, not clouded by football addiction, he will fall in love with you even more. And how not to fall in love with such a beauty? You worked hard on yourself for almost the entire month.

Broaden your horizons

For your man, Brazil is the host country for the 2014 FIFA World Cup, and you can look at it from a different angle using the non-profit online service Football Without Wives. It was created on the eve of a large-scale sporting event, and its work will last exactly the same as the championship itself. Football Without Wives invites women to experience Brazil through contests, tests and various training programs. Plus, you will be able to speak directly with native Portuguese speakers. The creators are confident that this project is able to save many families from meaningless quarrels, which, as a rule, arise due to the fact that women do not understand the significance of the football championship. Interestingly, most of the information on the service will be available exactly in 90 minutes of the match, so leave it in front of the TV and go to your computer - there you will find a lot of useful information.

Football Without Wives invites women to experience Brazil through contests, tests and various training programs.

Share his passion

It's great if you are even a little attracted to football and you know a bit about its rules. In this case, watching matches with your husband will be much more fun: he shouts "hurray" - and you shout, he swears - and you go there too. But if for you "football" is just a six-letter word, and you want to spend time with your beloved, then look at the situation from a different angle: pumped up courageous handsome men in shorts are running around the field and periodically pulling up their T-shirts, exposing a flawless torso. What can I say, this is real bliss for the connoisseur of male beauty. And let your beloved follow the ball, while you watch the footballers' feet while drinking a refreshing drink.

Just leave him alone

It doesn't matter if you come up with an activity for yourself or not, but if your man is an ardent fan, you will have to put up with it, surround him with beer and move to a safe distance. Let him wave his arms, gallop around the room, rejoicing at the goal, shout at the TV and threaten to throw it out if it does not start showing "normal football". At this time, you calm yourself down with one thing: for him the World Cup is like watching your favorite TV series or shopping in search of the perfect skirt. At such a moment, you cannot be distracted, otherwise someone will definitely suffer. By the way, on the door of the room with the "navel of the earth" - the TV - you can hang a sign "Don't come, he will kill" and look at it whenever you want to make a scandal because your beloved does not pay attention to you. Well, understand: he has no time.