Natalia Vetlitskaya retrained as a storyteller

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Pop star of the 90s and just a very beautiful woman Natalya Vetlitskaya celebrates her birthday. Although now the 47-year-old singer rarely performs at concerts, her popularity ratings are just right for the envy of more than one current superstar. However, Natalya Igorevna is not averse to attracting additional public attention to her person. The other day, the performer published an instructive story on her blog on LiveJournal, which is now being actively discussed by the domestic media.

With jokes and jokes, Vetlitskaya told how she, along with other artists, was taken to a secret base in a deep forest - to give a concert "to the tsar himself." The entry is entitled "Fairy Tale" and in the first lines the singer warns: "Caution, no censorship." Indeed, children under a certain age are not recommended to read such a work. And the point is not even the use of too "folklore" expressions.

So, the singer tells how a couple of years ago some high-ranking officials called her and invited to speak at the "Very High Corporate Party" for "One Very Important Person". And to speak for free. The artist had to conduct cunning diplomatic negotiations, during which she still achieved royalties for her sound engineer and hairdresser, and she herself went to speak "for so". However, the customer promised to reward the singer with a valuable gift.

The following are the details of the reception at the "Special Secret Base", where the private corporate party took place. Of course, the object is under strict security, walking is allowed only along certain paths (“For example, my hairdresser had to walk only along path No. such and such, and God forbid not to turn anywhere, and from such and such a minute, patamushta people with guns walk everywhere and can shoot in the ass if cho … ").

At the same time, the organization of the concert from the point of view of convenience for the performers left much to be desired ("The only thing that brightened up this whole nightmare was communication with my already slightly tipsy colleagues …").

The result of the corporate party is a general banquet, at which the promised valuable gifts are presented (“Artist O - a diamond necklace; Artist D - a mantel clock; Artist N - a wristwatch; Artist B - I don’t remember; Artist M - a guitar; Artist L - a printed icon in an expensive salary.”Vetlitskaya, according to her, got diamond earrings). The crowning achievement of the show was the awarding of one of the participants in the corporate concert with the title of People's Artist.

“I think that if he were presented with the coolest crown of the coolest bins, he would be a billion times less happy with it than with this“phony literacy”. Typically Russian paradox, - concludes Vetlitskaya. - And I in his place would order a crown, the coolest crown in the world! What for me these "filkin letters", what am I with them, what will I heat the stove? Well, in general, they did not offend anyone, the dinner was delicious, the anecdotes were funny, the tsar was very charming."

I must say that the singer's work has caused approval and delight among the majority of picky bloggers. Publishing the link, poet Stanislav Lvovsky writes: “It never occurred to me that I could, of my own free will, give a link to the blog entry of the singer Vetlitskaya. And that's what. Boris Barabanov, a music critic for the Kommersant newspaper, writes: “I love her, I can’t help myself.”

By the way, they say that Natalia never put on the diamond earrings she received as a gift.