Man is a beast

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Men are different, just like women. They can be dark-haired, blond, strong-willed or weak-willed, smart and stupid. But lately, more and more often I come to the conclusion that men are incredibly cruel.

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That's right. But at the same time, I seriously thought that in relationships with the opposite sex, men do not need to expose their teeth and blades. That is, it is here that they would take their souls away and enjoy a wonderful life. Where there … They, it seems, do not feed them bread, but let them mock the girl. This is exactly the conclusion I came to after thinking a little over the stories of my friends.

Here, for example, Katerina, my classmate, how the last fool was waiting for her boyfriend to return from a business trip, as he solemnly and with pathos in his voice assured her that he would introduce him to his parents after that. She could not find a place for herself and only managed to spend money on all sorts of surprises and gifts. The guy is back. However, he took her to acquaintance not to her parents, but to her own grandmother. Before that, he warned granny that his girlfriend, they say, is worse than an atomic war. Granny was waiting for Katherine with heart drops in one hand and a crucifix in the other. Seeing Katya, a quite pretty girl, the old woman was delighted and blasphemed her grandson for being too picky with the phrase:"

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Granny fussed in earnest, apparently in search of a carvalol with a crucifix, but ultimately, smiling, said:

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Katerina took everything that was happening as a bad joke. She knew before that that Alexei was a great joker, but here the situation is different. In addition, the grandmother, who lives outside the city, agreed to leave Katya and Alexei for the night, not knowing about the imaginary enuresis. And such jokes could end badly. I would have to again persuade friends and acquaintances to let them spend the night in order to be together. But Alexey did not calm down …

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Then the grandmother rushes after the carvalol, Katerina jumps up and begins to get out, Alexei, rejoicing at his own resourcefulness, rolls on the floor laughing. According to the stories of Katerina, when the next day she called him and was long silent, he did not find a reason to apologize. He said that everything was fine and you, they say, Katerina is a hysterical, once at twelve o'clock you trudged to the train.

Another young man named Igor, on the eve of Valentine's Day, invited his girlfriend, who was waiting until St. Valentine's Day, to give him a huge plush toy in the shape of a heart. The girl came and then, being in bed, after a hot intercourse, he suddenly began to say to her: "We are so different. But you and I felt good. We can be friends, you come to me whenever you want …" The next day (on a holiday, let me remind you) he plucked up the nerve and called her to say something like the following: "Oh, it's a pity that we are alone on Valentine's Day …" But the girl turned out to be resourceful and answered: "Who told you that I will one?" And this phrase caused such a storm of emotions in him, as if she was his wife and was cheating with her husband alive.

Another friend of mine, who is crazy on her own inferiority complex, is regularly tortured by her male beast. He sticks out her ears, lifts the tip of her nose and says that she is a pig, then offers to play a game where she will be a wife who returns at six in the morning, and he is an angry husband. During this game, he does not skimp on epithets and covers his girlfriend with such incredible turns that no imagination will be enough to imagine this creature …

The list of atrocities is endless. There is only one thing I cannot understand, why do the girls endure all this with monastic obedience?