Shock is our way

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Shock therapy in relationships with others is the most effective way to achieve your goal. Of course, it is necessary to carry out activities for this very therapy with knowledge of the matter. Apply in different situations and in different dosages depending on the severity"

Leave me alone, nasty …

If, for example, you are constantly harassed by a man who, let's say, is not nice to you or in special cases is disgusting, then there is only one way to get rid of his importunity - to throw him into shock.

For example, a colleague at work torments me with requests to go to the movies with him, not giving up a step. What the hell is work in an environment like this ?! And after all, he does not understand the Russian language, you tell him, you keep repeating that, they say, there is a guy, that he is up to the neck. It's like peas against the wall. If you are a relaxed nature, use the following method. Come to work and beckon this boring boyfriend to a place where there are fewer people with a tenderly lacquered index finger. Well, perhaps two or three witnesses will be, which does not hurt. Press him against the wall with your chest. Vanya, naturally, is on the verge of fainting from such a turn of events. Bring your lips to his hairy ear and … stabbing your knee between your legs, say the following phrase: "Listen, stubborn bastard, once again I'll come up to me … I'll tear you off!"

This method is suitable for girls who are not capable of desperate actions in life and are reputed to be gray mice. But not every mouse has the courage to do all of the above. Therefore, consider another way. Take it and say in all seriousness: "I didn't want to advertise it, but you are forcing me … The fact is that I am a lesbian." For greater credibility, ask your friend to meet you after a working day and, gently holding the handle with her, walk past your colleague who got you. Acts on the spot!

When I left the psychiatric hospital …

By shocking your colleagues at work, you will get rid of many difficulties in your relationship with them. Let's take a typical situation of rivalry and on this basis of fierce hatred for each other.

Choose a moment, for example, a joint feast and at ease start talking about your past life, that it was time when you were treated in a neuropsychiatric dispensary, but you carefully concealed this fact from everyone. "You understand, in our time, you will still be perceived as crazy, therefore, Marina Vladimirovna, not a word to anyone!" And Marina Vladimirovna is your secret spy. Let her know that you are capable of desperate actions. Say that you just love to take revenge. “This is so wonderful, life is not so boring. So, I remember, I came to work after graduation, and the boss disliked me, so after a while I … well, in principle, it was an accident” … After such revelations, you will be bypassed and hold your breath and swallow nervously at the mention of your name.

Continuation…

Asya BOOM