Create happiness

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Men are creatures, at first glance, simple and spontaneous, that is, to see through them for lovely ladies, as it were, is not particularly difficult. But this is only at first glance. In fact, the peasant's soul is full of secrets and mysteries. Yes Yes. And in life there are "a million" refutations of the widespread opinion that all the actions of a man lend themselves to logical explanation. They have everything in a special way. And happiness is also special. Man create happiness not so easy.

Happiness is the first. "Wouldn't it be nice near"

Women's magazines are full of advice for women like: "If you want your man to be happy and happy with everything, cook him something, caress him, make a fuss around your faithful." Baby talk. You have no idea how nervous a man is when a sweet darling rushes around him with a broom in one hand and a frying pan in the other, saying: "Dear, maybe you will have some porridge? Would you like to? Or maybe cook some soup? Oh, come on. Will I cook a jelly? " All these mad housewives are just scaring to death. A man does not tolerate fuss around him. All his dreams are associated with a quiet haven, where you can safely enjoy life without straining because of a fussy wife. Of course, sometimes he is not averse to feasting on the results of the culinary witchcraft of his half. But this is by no means the main thing for him. The saying "The way to a man's heart lies through his stomach" was invented by women who can do nothing but cook.

All thoughts of a married man come down to only one thing - when can I take a break from this bore (wife)? He finds it intolerable to talk after a working day, when, having come home, he begins to listen to chirping about how much garbage a neighbor has in the apartment, how many abortions were made by a classmate of his son, and why Claudia Schiffer has one breast larger than the other. All this is vanity. And if you want to give your man happiness, periodically relieve him of your presence. You look, and it will do you good. He needs to reflect, think about something high, or, finally, just calmly watch TV. At such moments, believe me, his soul is visited by happiness.

Second happiness. "A bottle of beer before and after"

A trifle, it would seem, is just a bottle of beer, but how often this very happiness is taken away by women. As soon as the man starts talking about buying a bottle of beer, the woman immediately begins to accuse him of chronic alcoholism, that he takes the last piece from the child, that it would be better to buy a loaf of bread or a bottle of milk. And such remorse begins to torment him that he quietly drinks a drunken drink and with fear in his soul follows home, fearing that the second part of the Marlezon ballet entitled "Where are you, such a dog, got drunk?" (hereinafter in the text).

Now advice for ladies wishing create happiness for your husbands: buy two bottles of beer, and preferably three. Put it in the refrigerator. When your husband gets home from work, feed him dinner, then lay him on the sofa in front of the TV and bring chilled beer on a tray. You can be sure: after fainting, he will definitely experience a feeling of real peasant happiness.

The third happiness. Mysterious

A family lived in a quiet provincial town. Ordinary, young. And so my husband, after another quarrel, decided to go to work in distant Tyumen. We sat down with my wife and talked. They decided that they needed to rest from each other. And Kolya (that's the name of the young man) went to explore the permafrost. Further events developed as follows. About six months later, Nikolai returned, and two weeks later he left again. The next race also took place after about six months. This "back and forth" lasted long enough. Once Kolya confessed: - You see, guys, I love my Svetka, but I can't stand her for more than a month. I leave for Tyumen with a light heart, but a little time passes - and I start to get bored, I can't live without my wife. Terrible longing begins. You have no idea how happy I am returning home. I think I'll see my wife. This thought makes me so happy! I go in and throw myself from the doorway. Then I feel euphoria for four days. But the paradox: in three weeks I get tired of Sveta. And she becomes kind of nervous. I don't know what's going on, but we are not ready for a permanent life together.

Such are the things. The situation, of course, is not entirely normal. In an amicable way, you say, the intervention of a specialist is required. Highly qualified. But in this case, the very moment of peasant happiness is important. Try this way create happiness your man - suddenly help?