Bad example is contagious

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Diseases are different: infectious, hereditary, chronic, curable, transmitted by airborne droplets or sexually … They are all alphabetically systematized and described in scientific encyclopedias, for most diseases, pathogens and methods of recovery are known for certain. But there are diseases that doctors prefer to remain silent about. Cause? Lack of information about the possibilities of nullifying bacilli in the body of people who suffer from:"

I do not pretend to be a scientific title, describing football fanatics today, but the Nobel Prize would not be very burdensome for my pocket, since in this article I determined the period of the onset of this disease and the course of its course.

As you know, they root for their favorite club (hockey, baseball, volleyball …) mostly men. It is they, armed with beer and roach, who seat the fifth point in an upholstered chair in front of a blue screen or go straight to the place of sports battles, to the stadium, in order to see firsthand the triumph of their team (of course, there can be no talk of defeat!). Men should feel their involvement in their beloved football club, giving their last strength in a difficult game, which dates back to ancient times. Whoever did not play "Sea Battle" in history lessons or did not count flies, he probably remembers that the ancient people of the sterner sex, wrapping their mighty torsos in animal skins, armed with clubs, went to hunt mammoths. They rushed through the forest themselves like a herd of unfortunate animals that had to fall in the fight against man and serve as food for him, roared, waved sticks, drove their prey into traps …

The inexorably soon running time deprived men of such a way of getting food, which now only hides behind a huge refrigerator door, and the release of a fair amount of adrenaline, they had nothing left to do but bury their primal thirst for struggle until … the beginning of the game season. That's when they come off in full: yelling and waving their hands, cursing the opponent, jumping up from their seats at especially dangerous moments and covering their heads with their hand when the ball rolls into their own goal. It is men who always have an incomprehensible desire to send the judge to the soap.

But sometimes the disease is transmitted to women who wear scarves around their necks in the colors of their favorite teams, attend matches and shout “Gooooooool!” No less loudly. What makes fragile creatures sit on the hard and dusty bench in the stadium, watch closely as 22 bullies kick a rubber ball into the goal? Only love, nothing more than love. And, sometimes, not the brightest feelings for the sport, but for its fanatic. Yes, it is because of the men we love that we have to be able to distinguish a penalty from a corner kick, a substitution from sending off the field, my team from an opponent … I knew a charming girl Alena, who, who knows how, fell in love with a football fan. For his sake, she began to watch broadcasts of matches on TV, and then decided to accompany the faithful to the stadium at all. “It always happens when you meet a kind, caring, but enthusiastic person. If you feel that this is yours, then you have to sacrifice a lot for the sake of your beloved. my beloved to football, trying all sorts of methods. I took him to theaters, museums, exhibitions, presentations, discos - it didn't help. Then I decided to attract his attention with my own person: I bought expensive linen, candles, champagne, studied a lot of books on sex techniques … football games, the darling belonged entirely to her, they could not get enough of their own closeness, but as soon as the sports commentator announced the start of the match, Anton forgot who he was, where he was and even an earthquake or flood could not take his eyes off the blue screen. Then Lenochka forced herself to hang around the TV with her beloved.

Here is how one football fanatic discusses the problem of pulling a present or future husband away from TV: “As for HOW you can implement the process of my“pulling”from TV during the broadcast of a football match, I’m afraid I will be NOT original: only by tenderness in the company of sex and - nothing else!.. Well, and all sorts of accompanying attributes, such as champagne, a cup of coffee, a bubble bath, a fluffy bathrobe, beautiful underwear, dim lights, quiet music and tede … But I don’t know, but is it worth sacrificing something for the sake of something?.. Is it worth doing it out of the risk of scaring a man away from yourself? if a woman is wise (in addition to the fact that she is by definition charming, charming, irresistible …), then it is quite possible: either to combine both processes of mutual pleasure (if, say, to turn the wife-friend into her cheerleader's faith, which she does not will resist: ostentatious resistance is good in bed as an important component of a love game and seduction-seduction, but not a football chronic "illness"), or parallel them in time (first, both watch football and indirectly enjoy each other's company in front of TV, and then - we continue to do something else without TV) "…

But another girl, let's call her Masha, went to football solely to meet a man. She terribly wanted to marry, but not for a drunken Ivan, who lives only on payday, and the rest of the days exists, but for a healthy person who has goals in life and a foundation underfoot. And if not for the fan, then for the player for sure. Just like me, not knowing how to determine whom I love more: the brilliant bald head Barthez, tying his curls in Petya's ponytail, or Robson, who has adapted to the Russian weather.

And the third, who is called Tatyana, is a football fan only because her heart is kind and tender. She always regrets the unfortunate and disadvantaged, cats, dogs and birds, picked up on the street, always live in her apartment. And Tanyushka is rooting exclusively for the weakest teams, thinking that in this way he will help the players score at least a couple of goals against the opponents. And, rightly so, with her prayers and their attempts, sometimes the champions break through, and the peripheral teams hit the goal with the ball.

I have nothing against "being ill", I just want to remind you that there are "insane" who beat muzzles, smash shop windows, bringing things to blood. This is a pathology, therefore, I do not want anyone to face such fans.