What is the difference between a man and a woman?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

The article will, of course, be about men. Men are the part of the world's population that is different from women. A man differs from a woman mainly on three counts.

At first:

This is confidence. By this is meant the holy belief in the superiority of all masculine over feminine. From the statements proving the first point, I can cite the phrases I have heard many times "Think for yourself, what have women given to science? (To art, the Motherland, to me)" However, Sofya Kovalevskaya also caused surprise in her eyes, which, according to my suspicions, exposes an attempt to remember who she is. Another demonstrative statement can be "I'm a little Asian at heart", which is said with a reference to the source and a slightly embarrassed smile.

Secondly:

Men are distinguished from women by their physique. It is coarser, larger. At best, in the supine position, it resembles a sleeping elephant, at worst - an emaciated giraffe.

Thirdly:

There are still more men on the planet. This, rather than the above points, explains the fact that they often overshadow women in newscasts and gossip columns.

So:

Combining all three features: what different from a man from a woman - confidence, physique and quantitative superiority, you can get an approximate portrait of a typical male representative. Although not, of course, there is one more feature that needs to be mentioned, which serves as an excellent complement to the first point. A real, that is, typical, man, is always confident in his own uniqueness and singularity. The proof is the typical phrases "I don't care what others think", because "I am not like everyone else."

Yes, do not forget that we are talking about a kind of smart man, so to speak, sapiens. A stupid person may lack one, or all of the signs, except for a clearly (or dimly) pronounced male sex in principle.

And one of my friends found that men's magazines differ from women's magazines in that the former breathes calm confidence in their own superiority, while the latter are always filled with articles trying to prove something. With time of reflection and reflection, the answer came to me - alas, women have to prove their point of view precisely on the pages of magazines, because of the second distinguishing feature of men, namely, physique. Only a stupid woman would argue with this lump of muscle.

Several years ago, scientists have deduced other patterns of male behavior, given below:

- a man can never find an answer to a question asked by a woman. This explains the attacks on "female" logic

- if a man has a car, he will drive every time he needs to: go to work, run for bread, walk the dog, get mail. And what explains their attacks on a woman's need to put herself in order every time before leaving the house?

- a man never knows what he wants and is unable to believe a woman who says she knows what a man wants only because she really knows it.

- Men love beer, they even developed a system "there are many reasons why beer is better than women." And yet men love women: men are illogical.

- Men like to prove that they are stronger than those spirits that they readily and often consume. This explains their craving for alcohol.

Here's what different from a man from a woman, as for women, their interest in men can only be explained by the obsessive irrationality of behavior studied in sociology. Alas, the author of the article is no exception. Therefore, I can only urge you - study, cognize, experiment. And share your experience.

Olga Korobanova