This mysterious female logic

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Usually a man, as soon as he hears from a woman a phrase that is not accessible to his understanding or seems illogical to him, sarcastically says:"

And it is hard to understand without sarcasm, what is female logic, where did it come from, what are its mechanisms, who feels bad from it and who feels good? Not weak! Let's start by polling modern men and women about what they call feminine logic.

These are all inventions of men who like to put themselves above us. Men always strive to show themselves smarter than women. But they are deeply mistaken!

Logic is a universal concept, just some women, like some men, are not able to think logically.

"At the international competition for women's logic, the random number generator won" … What else can you add? And there is no smoke without fire!

In women, as a rule, intuition is more developed and logic is weaker, in men - on the contrary. So the masculine logic is called simply logic, and the feminine logic is called feminine logic, which is more intuitive. Did I understand it?

How many people, so many opinions, and yet the existence of female logic is a long-proven scientific fact.

In his work "On the molecular genetic mechanisms of female logic", candidate of biological sciences at the Institute of Gene Biology of the Russian Academy of Sciences V. N. Bashkirov proves the difference between logic "in general" (male) and female logic: "Unlike logic" in general, "female logic, in fact So, the logical symbol "YES" in female logic with a probability of 0, 5 can be "YES-1" (that is, mean a statement) and with the same probability "YES-2" (negation). All this is true and for "NO".

Following the thought of the scientist, it turns out that if a man says: "I do not want this salad," it means: "I do not want this salad." And if a woman says the same thing, it can mean both: "I don't want this salad," and (as an option): "I want this salad, but it is so high in calories, and I am on a diet, so I will say that I I don't want this salad, although if you insist, it is possible that I will eat it! "…

Women's logic, according to Bashkirov, is inherited. The ability to think in terms of female logic requires the presence of two X chromosomes in the karyotype (chromosome set of the cell nucleus). The presence of only one X chromosome leads to the development of the ability for logic "in general". "Female logic" is inherited by women, but it happens that a man gets two X chromosomes. Such a person may turn out to be both mentally retarded (with Klinefelter's syndrome) and normal, but insufficiently initiative and almost without the ability to creative activity. "And most importantly, for us he thinks in the categories of the feminine probabilistic logic we have noted above!" - Bashkirov concludes.

There is no reason not to believe a respected person, a candidate of biological sciences, and therefore we will take his conclusions into account, and leave our opinion to ourselves for now.

Whole sections in collections and on sites of jokes are devoted to jokes about female logic. For example: a woman returning from a store says: “I was looking for trousers: I don’t fit into some, I don’t like others. And then I bought a purse.”

Or: a woman is going to buy yoghurts and thinks out loud: "Buy three or four? Buy four, there are three of us."

To me, as a woman, both of these situations are absolutely understandable and funny, except just a little bit. In the place of the lady who bought a handbag instead of trousers, each of us was. You go into a store to buy one thing, and you buy something completely different. And the logic of the second woman is completely clear - I bought four yoghurts: one each for my husband and myself, and two for the child. Or two for yourself.

But I myself have recently encountered such an example of female logic. One lady, the editor of a glossy magazine, needed a long article about Richard Gere and his women. I wrote such an article and gave it to her for verification. The next day, when we meet, the following dialogue takes place between us. I'm asking:

- Well, how do you like my article?

- You know, I didn't like the beginning at all. I even took a pen and was going to cross it out …

- Is it really that bad?

- No! Then I began to read and realized that the beginning is well connected with the events in the middle …

- So you liked it?

- Yes. But, you know, I was still disappointed.

- In what !?

- In Richard Gere. I thought he was better …

After analyzing the situations, followed by the statement: "Women's logic!", You come to the conclusion that the allegedly illogical statement or behavior of a woman is actually subject to iron logic. In her thoughts, a woman instantly scrolls through many options for the development of events and out loud gives out an answer that seems completely illogical to a man, but in fact is the only true one in the long chain of her lightning-fast conclusions.

Let's remember the movie "The Blonde Around the Corner". The heroine of Tatiana Dogileva, being in the arms of her beloved man, suddenly begins to cry inconsolably. The man, to put it mildly, is surprised. She, through tears, explains her behavior something like this: "So we get married, and we have a boy, and he will have everything his heart desires, and we" enter "him to study at the best university. And now he will go in the summer on the potatoes, and he will see there a shed with a basement, and will begin to descend into the basement, and then an ax lying on a shelf will accidentally fall on him, and that's it - there is no blood of ours, our boy! " This example, of course, is exaggerated, but the woman in it really played the whole story with lightning speed in her head before committing a seemingly completely illogical action - bursting into tears.

The perception of the world is different for men and women. Men tend to perceive information faster, which allows them to orient themselves better and respond more accurately. But there is another feature - the left and right hemispheres of the male brain work alternately, and therefore a man can concentrate on only one task and is irritated if he is distracted by something else. In a woman, both hemispheres are involved, so she is able to perceive and analyze simultaneously a much larger amount of information. That is why a woman is able to watch TV, talk to her friend and cook dinner at the same time, while a man can only watch TV while waiting for dinner. All this is reflected in logic: for men, it is straightforward, concentrated on something specific, for women, it is florid, intuitive and associated with thousands of necessary and unnecessary trifles and details. Of course, there are no rules without exceptions, and almost every one of us has a woman with a tough masculine logic or a man with a feminine logic among our acquaintances. But these exceptions are noticeable because they stand out against the general background of the rule.

Hey, who said again that feminine logic is synonymous with stupidity? Let him throw a stone at himself first. Because it is easy to offend women, but difficult to understand. But on the other hand, those who understand, or at least accept female logic without irritation, will enjoy immersion in an unusual, but no less amazing and exciting world of women.