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Yes, Laziness
Yes, Laziness

Video: Yes, Laziness

Video: Yes, Laziness
Video: NTC2 Ep22 Laziness 2024, May
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Observer Notes

Laziness long live!
Laziness long live!

Mr. Konstantin Kinchev sings these lines:.

Uncle Karl Marx said:

I.

Some time ago I thought:"

II.

I never scold myself for my own laziness. What are you, what are you … No way! You have to be affectionate with her, say to yourself: "How wonderful that I'm lying on the couch, how wonderful that there is such a mess around me, how stunning that I don't want to rake it, how I like it all." True, after a while I walk around the apartment and say: "How wonderful that I decided to clean up, how wonderful that there is order around me, how stunning that I made it!" In other words, the moral is as follows. Everything you do should be treated with joy. Even if doing something is unpleasant. And only then will you be happy.

III.

It is best to be lazy after all the things are done - they are redone and those around you do not need anything from you. The second half does not ask you to wash the dishes; mom doesn't complain that you don't call her; neighbors do not drip on their brains and do not look inquiringly, they say, it is your turn to sweep the staircase; the editor does not remind you to write articles … That's when laziness is a joy. True, this is no longer laziness. This is a real vacation.

IV.

If it were not for laziness, we are now wasting a lot of time on what today takes a few minutes. For example, move around the globe. A man was too lazy to walk, so he came up with a car. In short, those who say that laziness is the engine of progress are right. Therefore, long live Laziness!

Epilogue.

My wife, when she is overcome by laziness, asks to call her an insulting word. Then she starts to get very nervous and throws a family scandal. And when she is nervous, she strives to calm down, and she can only calm down by doing something. That's how I have it.

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