The Truth Better Not to Know

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

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A friend gave me the book. I myself would probably never dare not to buy anything, to pick up a read with such a poisonous-bright cover and a screaming title: "The naked truth about men. Sex test of your man." The authors of the "revolutionary book" (by the way, men themselves) Smith and Doe promised to sacrifice their own well-being, sacrificing themselves to the truth, "to reveal the lies and unwritten laws of men" and turn me into an "invincible Amazon", ready for any blows of fate and " armed "to the teeth" with all methods of struggle "with the opposite sex!

Yes, somehow I am not going to fight and, by virtue of my natural kindness, generally prefer a bad world to a good war. Even if I had all the heavy artillery at my disposal, I thought. But on the other hand, the "invincible Amazon" sounds proudly! "Only the truth makes you a truly free, liberated modern woman!" - the authors pressed. "Okay, - I capitulated, - serve your truth!"

The Truth Better Not to Know: the epigraph read: "What you learn from this book is the absolute, one hundred percent truth, although no man will ever want to admit it, and no woman will want to believe it." A fun start! However, at first everything was relatively harmless: they listed all the sorrows of misunderstanding that the authors were subjected to at the beginning of the work, all the offended sisters who turned away from them, best friends who abandoned their homes, landlords who unleashed a flurry of indignation, a tub of dirt and Tefal pans on long-suffering heads of Smith and Doe.

It would seem to stop here - but no! Smith and Doe generously forgave them for such cowardice (what to take from people - it really hurts your eyes!), According to tradition, they called all men "individuals" (the sin of all benefits of this kind), they swore an oath "not to fail" and, having hacked them to the end "a conspiracy of silence, to expose the secret essence of men to all women." Then a warning followed in ominous bold letters: "Attention! Your perception of the man with whom your life is connected will change forever!"

Now these horror stories have begun! In addition, the constant whipping up of intrigue, the mention of all sorts of "conspiracies" and "secret entities", warnings about danger, fervent appeals and oaths have done their job. I imagined myself, at least, Mata Hari, who received from the special agents (Smith and Doe) access (book) to the secret archives of the FBI (Federal Bureau of Male Exposure). Now no truth is scary!

Hope! Taking a deep breath, I turned to the next page.

The first thesis read: "Your man is yours for only one reason. He sincerely believes that he will not be able to find anything better at the moment."

Nonsense! Can not be! What if … Oh, God! What a bastard! Scoundrel!! Scoundrel and scoundrel !!!

I wanted to rush to the phone, dial the number of that very friend, shout that all men - you know who, burst into inconsolable tears - and let him console, rake the fruits of his labors (he will know how to slip such books!) The second came up with an idea. What if you ask him himself? I'll call, I'll say, I'm sorry, dear, can you tell me … No, it won't work, he's an interested party - that's how he confesses! How! I'll ask other men, maybe I'll get to the bottom of her, to the truth. "No! Don't do that! No man will confess! Never! No way!" shouted Smith and Doe. But for some reason I did not really trust the authors, the surname of one of whom was the most common (therefore, the most abstract and meaningless) in America, the second was called a purely conditional surname of all unknown persons in the criminal practice of the United States, and their names were completely silent. Which suggested whether there was a boy. Suspicious somehow, you know.

In general, I highlighted the key phrases of "leadership" and asked for comments from five male volunteers. The Truth Better Not to Know:

Your man is yours for only one reason: he sincerely believes that he will not be able to find anything better at the moment

Oleg, 21, economist: This man most likely feels a kind of affection: his girlfriend, with whom he lives, courting him, washing, cleaning, etc. And he has no, no, and the thought will creep in, oh you, they say, my sun, soul and treasure, well, who else will love me so and take care of me like that!

Alexey, 27, programmer: Sounds like an axiom that does not require any objections. One word of protest - and you will be left without a head. Still, I'll take a chance - yes, I'm with my girlfriend, because for me she is the best. And the "best" does not allow any comparisons, and in general, they do not seek from good for good. And I won't!

Anton, 24, actor: This can be interpreted in different ways. While you are together, I don’t think that it is possible to communicate normally, looking around and looking for something better, it’s just, they say, “not yours”. And if he is yours, and then he meets not that better, but another person with whom he is more pleasant, we can say that he interrupted, than he was … although it still turns out nonsense.

If a man has the opportunity to have sexual contact with an attractive woman without the risk of being caught or picking up the disease, he realizes it - always. There are no exceptions

Oleg: In this regard, there is only one exception - old age! And the rest - always! As they say, love is love, and we always want to sleep with beautiful women !!!

Sergey, 26, web designer: Unfortunately, yes, one way or another a man has so-called feats. He is by nature a hunter, and once caught prey sooner or later he gets bored, and he goes for a new one. It doesn't matter if there is a stamp in the passport, the call of nature is a great thing!

Almost all of his sexual fantasies do without your participation

Oleg: There is a double-edged sword. My girlfriend will be in whatever fantasies I want. Every man has fantasies on the side - with acquaintances, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and his girlfriend is unlikely to ever get to them !!

Alexey: If a man loves, then all his fantasies are only about his beloved. If you are indifferent to him, then of course it is.

When you suspect that your man has lied to you about something, be 100 percent sure - he is guilty

Anton: It looks like a verdict, if YOUR man lied to you, then he is not YOUR at all. And in general, no one can be 100% sure of anything!

Oleg: What lies are we talking about? When did you lie so as not to injure your girlfriend? So this is still a classic who said that if a man never lies to a woman, then he does not care about her feelings! Or when he refuses to go to the theater with his girlfriend because he was invited to a preference party? Then he is 100% to blame for lying!

When a man is indicted and rejects it indignantly, consider that he is absolutely guilty

Dmitry, 34, lawyer: It is difficult to drive a man into a corner, he will always have some kind of undeniable argument or there is an affectionate word, at worst. With his help, he neutralizes his beloved enraged fury.

Alexey: This is where you call the notorious female intuition for help!

Sergei: Accusations can be either absolutely delusional or completely truthful. Men will laugh at the first, and about the second … They will stomp their feet, proceeding in a fit of indignation, pretend to be offended innocence and shout: "Darling, HOW could you THINK ABOUT ME!"

Watch out for every woman he has ever slept with or had a long-term affair with. One should be especially wary about his "friendship" with his ex-girlfriend

Sergei: Well, our women, and without these books of nonsense in their heads - more than enough! Especially that ex-girlfriend thing. So here they will be taught in books! It's all nonsense, nonsense! Just ask yourself the question - with whom is your man now, with you or with her. The answer will be the most comprehensive!

Dmitry: If you have been dating for less than a month - be afraid! There is always the possibility that he is with you, in order to forget the other, and she has only to beckon with her finger … And if it's been a long time - be afraid of new girlfriends!

No man maintains a friendship with an attractive ex-girlfriend if there is no hope of renewing sexual relations with her

Sergey: Friendship can end in love, love - never. Therefore, friendship with an ex-girlfriend can be anything but friendship!

Oleg: Not true! And all because the friendship between a man and a woman exists! And friendships cannot be equated with sexual ones - they are like 2 critical masses of uranium. So here I can argue with the book!

Alexey: Everything is correct. There are two points: if he is alone, then he hopes that everything can return, and if there is no hope, so why poison the soul, it is better to forget as soon as possible. When he meets another girl, the need to communicate with the "ex" disappears by itself.

A man who is constantly in good shape wants to look good in anticipation of new opportunities. A really satisfied man is always out of shape

Oleg: There is no real satisfied man, or rather, he exists, but already in his grave. A man is always looking for something in life, this is his worldview, his style, this is himself, his personality. When he loses his individuality, he loses himself !!!!

Sergei: Oh, how bent! Probably written off from "American Beauty". And the corollaries of this theorem are not applied there? For example, if a man began to play sports, then he was going to cheat on you? And if he just wants to do something pleasant for you, so that you are not ashamed with him in the world, in the feast, and in good people?

Alexey: Right! A satisfied man is like a lazy cat. What a form here!

In one of his most coveted fantasies, besides going to hell with your mother, sister, or adopted daughter, he is having fun with your best friend

Oleg: Yes, this is possible. Romance with the girlfriends of their wives is not an easy thing, you will have to put in a lot of effort to conquer it. But when you conquer, desire, mixed with the fear of revealing such a connection, is a balm for sexual relations!

Alexei: As for the dumping sin, I confess honestly: I never fantasized, I did not even think and I do not think to fantasize! In my opinion, only a person with mental disorders can think about this. And as for a friend, if she didn’t want anything, then nothing would have happened. Sometimes such friends come across!

Every man, in the absence of a threat of breaking off relations (and often in the presence of such a threat), wants to have threesome sex in the composition: he, you and an attractive woman, and, perhaps, without you - with two attractive women

Alexei: If a man wants this, then I think that you are slowly becoming indifferent to him or simply ceased to satisfy him (in terms of sex).

Oleg: Yes. True, most wives will not want to share their husband with someone else. Accordingly, the husband will have fun with two girls, especially since what man did not dream of being caressed by two beautiful girls !!!

Anton: Group sex … we are not some Americans !!! Let's add some more animals there!

There she is: truth better not to know … Fuh! Everything turned out to be not so scary and not so true. Our men, of course, are not angels with wings (although sometimes they pretend!), And not so sexually preoccupied, mired in lies and debauchery, primitive males, as the authors of The Naked Truth wanted them to be. The men turned out to be normal men with normal needs and normal desires. Hooray!