Happiness therapy

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Christmas is a holiday of holidays. Mystical, enigmatic, mysterious, celebrated by someone before the New Year, by someone after, and by someone instead. Even the most unsentimental subjects dream that next year will certainly be better than this. You, too, look back at the previous 365 days and think: how many of them can you leave and forget, but how much to take with you?

The year turned out to be like a thermometer - simple and short: an unexpected inheritance did not fall on the head, the planned promotion does not even smell, and the long-awaited prince is generally stuck in the neighboring kingdom …

To come to such a sad denominator at Christmas is more acidic than a battery. Resolved, from January 7th, we start a new life! Light and light. But this time, your promises simply have to come true. Therefore, prepare for it immediately. Now run to the mirror, stand in the pose of a triumphant and smile like a brand new Ikarus - remember the sensations; in a new life it will come in handy more than once.

There are women who interpret everything that happens to them exclusively with a plus sign: the boyfriend does not appear - he checks his feelings, calls every minute - he burns out with love, presented dandelions from the lawn - how sentimental, he dragged long-legged roses - did not spare money, etc. At the sight of such puppy delight for any reason, we, as true realists, smile indulgently and sincerely consider this a manifestation of a mild degree of madness. And none of us realizes that this is not madness, but the real love for oneself - beloved, dear, unique. The beginning of all beginnings, the basis of charm, the basis of "natural magnetism".

How many times have you vowed to love yourself, enjoy every day and “not take it to heart”? Did not work?! Yes, Mother Nature does not endow everyone with self-love. But even if as a result of training the bears begin to juggle, then you will be able to answer the question "How are you?" it is easy, and most importantly, sincerely to answer: "Excellent!".

Therefore, the "Christmas attitude" is everything in this life with a positive charge.

Introductory part

To begin with, remember these truths as "Our Father":

1. In the "new" life, you are the queen. Get used to this status: you can do anything and everything is forgiven.

2. The queen should have a royal posture and confidence in half with carelessness in her eyes …

3. "There are many of them, but I am alone" - from now on it is about you.

Special part

Situation one - the knight was not found.

Today the East is fashionable. Be sure to buy harem pants and a hookah. Become a bit fatalistic and while smoking apple smoke with your friends in the evenings, argue unpretentiously that "everything is going according to plan." Your life is painted by the heavenly office and sooner or later, but you will face your destiny. And if, working with your elbows, clutching at ghostly hopes, then the cards are not far from confusing - you will remain like a finger. "Calm" - a lot of ships got stuck in this harbor.

Situation two: the found knight turned out to be defective.

Hollywood is to blame for everything! Driven into ladies' heads with images of ideal Tom Cruises, Brad Pitts and Ben Afflecks! Deal with it! There are no such people in the wild life. Among all the shortcomings, the greatest danger is posed by "hopeless marriage" - in this case it is worth thinking carefully, and in the rest - it could not be easier:

- Fat - well, firstly, not fat, but large, and secondly, big people are always more reliable, house-loving and good-natured, and thirdly, against his background you are always a thin reed.

- Bald is another place for kissing. By the way, a bald head is a sign of wisdom. Men are so worried about the lack of hair on a vital organ that if you convince him that he is crazy about bald people, he will not go to another by 50 percent.

- Small - of course, to appear in public in an elegant low-cut dress with diamonds in the ears is better on the arm with a tall brunette (blond, red, bald). But why do you need such a giant, if at night the short man easily breaks all his records. The fact that strong men with legs shorter than body length are more suitable for an intimate life is a well-founded scientific fact.

Situation three: the knight has escaped.

Well, finally, you can not cook creative dinners, not wash your "standing" socks and not wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Goal! The locomotive is in the final!" You were planning to marry him, and he seems to have dreamed of being adopted. And Glory to the Almighty that he left quietly and quickly. Such people tend to think for a month, for two months to explain themselves, and three times to collect things. And this one - one or two and "Was there a boy?".

Remember, in the new life there is no word "loneliness", there is only "freedom". Now you can walk freely in curlers, cucumbers on your face and follow a cabbage diet.

Situation four: the knight fled to his friend.

Finally he was adopted! You are calm that this misunderstanding of nature is now in good hands. She will feed and water him, kiss his bald head, stroke his abdomen … lower the toilet lid behind him, close the tube of toothpaste, tolerate his friends and beer bottles. You have already managed to collect the cream, and if this relay baton is still capable of something, then "let Jose be happy."

Situation five: a friend threw in problems.

Simply put, she turned out to be a real traitor. Of course, it's a shame, because you seemed to complement each other, like yin and yang, or, on the contrary, were similar, like two drops of water. You shared with her the most intimate thoughts, and she … blabbed them out, moreover, so embellishing that she can be suspected of blood relationship with the Brothers Grimm.

There is only one way out: be happy, gossip does not stick to happy ones, because your radiant gaze and charming smile will dispel any legends. And even if, thanks to your ex-girlfriend, not very bright spots of your biography surfaced, take it lightly. After all, you are the queen, and the queen, as any chess player knows, has the right to any move.

So, now you are free from all the bonds of pseudo-friendship! How many new possibilities! A free telephone line without her hour-long monologues, a quiet weekend without going to wushu competitions or "her favorite shop" and a clear conscience before her new make-up "like Renata Litvinov." Plus, you've learned the lesson that your skeletons are best kept in your closets.

Situation six: a friend understood and forgave.

In the end, women's happiness is not limited to having only a “sweetheart”. A friend is an essential part of a woman's nature. How else? Who else can you talk to about the wacky end of the Titanic or the boss's new secretary? News that you haven't shared with your friend is like a dress hanging uselessly in your wardrobe. And who, besides a friend, will introduce you to the philosophy of wushu or advise you with a purchase "in your favorite store"? In addition, she is very original and extravagant - which is just her makeup! With such a friend you have to go through life together!

Final part

The most important thing is to stay on course; and when happiness becomes a habit, there will be one more positive charge in the world. Be happy!