How to meet the man of your dreams?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Do you want a big and bright love? Then it is not at all necessary to come, as it gets dark in the hayloft. Ideal (in your opinion) men are not stacked in the hay. You need to know how meet the man of your dreams, and where to calculate the only one with which paradise is in a hut (5-storey, made of Italian tiles, with an attic, a swimming pool, gyms and concert halls …). If lasting happiness with this is what you dream of, then heed my advice.

1. Look for a decent little man in good places

Try to search in places close to heavenly: so that it is warm and cozy, it is pleasant for your soul and your body is comfortable. For example, in a bath. Restaurants, receptions, discos - this is not for a Russian person. What does he want? For the soul to unfold eh! - and so that with a birch broom and bare - wow !!! So boldly sculpt fig leaves in those places that you think need to be covered, and go to the bathhouse to look after your betrothed.

2. Know what you want

Before you go fishing, think about what qualities your chosen one should have (I suggest: so that he does not drink, does not smoke and always gives flowers, so that he gives his salary … and further in the text), how do you see your relationship (so that you wear in the mornings, undressed at night, kissed before leaving for work, did an erotic massage in the evening). Try on a man, as a good and necessary thing in the household, by yourself. Drill: your size? Feel. Pull. Does it fall off from long-term use, does it form pellets and scale? What is the shelf life?

3. Test your chosen one

Take him into the apartment and let your love-carrot choose: a sofa with a fresh newspaper, a football match on TV, a beer with a roach, a bed spread out. Where will it bite? If for all at once - chase him away with a clean broom (honest got caught, but you can't live with that), if chase you in the neck, because sooner or later he will still be interested in Ronaldo's legs, Sport Express, bottles of intoxicating drink, soft bed and delicious food.

4. Trust your instincts

If you have already found yourself one nice baby doll, but you feel that your relationship is missing something, be smart enough to say in Zemfiriv: "arivederchi"! Remember that you can always count on something more: coffee in bed, serenades under the window, champagne and sweets, a million scarlet roses and so on, whatever your heart desires. And there should be a lot of anything: either all at once or all at once, when meet the man of your dreams.

5. Wait

There is no need to get married just because one of your friends changes husbands like gloves, and the other has seven in the shops. In amorous affairs, haste is not suitable. It is better to meet Him not with a wedding ring on your finger, but as a bird of free flight. Although the husband is not a closet, you can move it until you are moved (a holy place is never empty).

6. Train him:

sit, lie, to the leg, voice, throw out the trash, peel the potatoes. When he fulfills all the commands and responds to the name of a pupsik or lapusik, you can breathe calmly: eureka, he was found, I met the man of her dreams!!! But is it worth making such a lot of effort: a man is only a man, and a good bike is also a ride.

Lena Gurova