How to seduce your husband?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

What do drunk women usually talk about? About sex, of course … a typical female bachelorette party begins with conversations about men and then smoothly, in direct proportion to the amount drunk, flows into conversations ABOUT THIS.

The last bachelorette party I attended was no exception … only all the "girls" present were married, so the conversations were more frank, and the finals were completely sad … The picture was not at all happy. It turned out that, on average, after 2-3 years of family life, a woman's desire to make love with her own "second half" increases, while a man's desire decreases to zero….

"How so?" - we asked and rushed for the answer to the omniscient glossy magazines. Women's publications authoritatively explained to us that the first crisis in family life occurs just somewhere in the third year and is characterized by a decline in sexual desire and a general state of boredom and monotony. And the question immediately arises: how to seduce your husband?

“Well, I don’t know,” my friend Anna said. - “I don’t miss something. All day at work, then I run home, cook dinner, wash, iron, clean … and then, having redone everything, I look at my husband and think:“What are you with me!”. here he is recently completely tired …"

A variety of magazines offered all sorts of ways out of this situation, generously flavored with comments from psychologists, sex therapists and specialists in family and marriage. In general, the tips boiled down to the following:

1. Your spouse is used to you and is bored, you need to change your image, and life will again sparkle with colors.

2. Your sex life is too monotonous. Need to bring a touch of piquancy!

3. Surround your spouse with attention and care, show that you understand him and support him during this difficult transition period.

Nobody dared to try everything at once, so my friends and I shared our "homework" and decided to conduct an experiment.

A week later, at another bachelorette party over a bottle of homemade wine, we shared the results.

Experiment One: Change of Image

For the last 7 years of my life, I have been a long haired blonde. Honestly, I got tired of the same styling and variations of blondeness, and then an excuse appeared: to change the image in order to please my husband again! Two hours of studying all the same fashion magazines, three hours of fear in a hairdressing chair, and from a blonde I turned into a perky disheveled "page" of radical black color. After that I went shopping and bought a couple of "rags" in bright acid colors (the last time I wore such things at 15 years old). The meeting with my husband was made in the center of the shopping complex. Everything was like a joke: my husband did not recognize me, shied away when I rushed to him with a kiss, and all day long looked at me incredulously. We didn't have sex that evening, because "you are kind of unusual."

In the morning, waking up next to me, my husband habitually hugged me, then opened his eyes and staggered back with an expression of horror. "Who is this?" Was clearly written on his face.

A couple of days of such misunderstandings - and our family life became a familiar kolley, my husband got used to my new image, and one day, after a stormy night, he said to me "Whatever color you are, I will still love you."

The result of the experiment: we can say that zero…. I am happy with my new hairstyle and new clothes, and my husband loves me the way I am …

Experiment two: juicy details

My friend Anna approached the experiment thoroughly - she studied books from the Sexual Harmony series, spent a fortune in a lingerie store and bought herself a creaky latex corset and handcuffs in a sex shop.

The first part of the experiment involved slow seduction. On one of their quiet family evenings, Anna dressed up in lace super-sexy lingerie, sprinkled herself with her favorite perfume and headed to the room where her beloved husband was watching TV. Taking a sexy pose, my friend looked invitingly at her husband …. That evening they broadcast some regular football match, so Anna's husband, without even looking in her direction, affectionately said: "Darling, you block my TV!" How they didn't get divorced after that, I don't know …

The first defeat added adrenaline to my girlfriend's blood and the next night she, dressed in a latex corset, handcuffed her husband to the bed and invited him to try something like that.

Anna told me that she had never heard her husband laugh like that … It turns out that her own wife in the role of a black mistress causes only healthy laughter in a normal man, and not wild passion …

The experiment completely failed, Anna's husband advised all of us to read fewer magazines and not bother with nonsense, how to seduce my husband? Although I must say that after this incident, the husband of my friend thought about what led his wife to such wild antics, and began to treat her more attentively.

Experiment three: care and attention

Each woman takes care of her own husband. Even the most notorious careerists take a minute during the day to think about what to cook for their loved one for dinner and whether he has enough clean socks. Valeria, our third "conspirator", belongs to women who are successfully moving up the career ladder, but at the same time manage to take care of their home and family. How can you show concern for a man and at the same time add spice to family life? Favorite women's publications advised to cook something tasty, saturated with aphrodisiacs. As a result, Valeria decided to cook an original romantic seafood dinner for her beloved husband.

Returning from work, my friend's husband was pleasantly surprised by the beautifully set table, candles, quiet music … They had a wonderful evening, talked, listened to music and ate their belly … after that there could be no talk of any sex.

Experiment Result: Controversial. In this case, it is important not to be mistaken with the amount of food … But the pleasant light atmosphere helped my friend's husband to relax and he, who is usually a very private person, talked to his wife about the problems at work that did not allow him to relax at home.

As a result of our experiments, how to seduce a husband, there is no more sex in our life, but we understood the obvious … Our beloved men are alive and feeling, so do not unconditionally follow the advice of magazine experts on "training", the result is still unpredictable.

And even if our sex life is not distinguished by African passions, we have learned to understand and appreciate each other, even in the most "crisis" periods.

And in general, why bother with thoughts about the crisis? Have you ever noticed that articles on this topic are only in women's magazines, and men's publications do not even mention this topic? There is something to think about …

Read about how else you can please your husband in the bedroom in the "Love" section of our women's online magazine!