Not everything is calm in a lady's cosmetic bag

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Beauty blogs are experiencing an incredible rise. It's not that before girls were less interested in the choice of means for improving - this topic is always exciting, but recently beauty blogs are beginning to compete with culinary ones in terms of the number and reach of the audience. Because there are much more requirements for cosmetics than for a potential husband, for example. The crown and the horse are enough for him, the rest, as they say, is a "push" matter. But mascara must be chosen carefully, it cannot be re-educated.

I have always been in awe of the authors of articles on beauty in glossy magazines. What can you write about lipstick, and even in such a volume? Vegetable wax, pigments, a film-forming component and an "identical to natural" fragrance, the main task of which is to hide the smell of the raw materials. But a real beauty editor composes a poem similar to Homer's. The description of the product reads as "Early born rose from the darkness, rose-fingered Eos." Only instead of pinky Eos - a palette from the spring collection of Fantastic Eyes Perfection Total Forever. The shadows show character, they give the effect of shimmer and gloss, turning into a rich stormy color with a silk finish. In daylight, the colors give transparency; at nightfall, reflective particles catch the light of distant stars. These are not shadows, they are fairy dust. The fairies gave it to Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, and therefore he knows how to fly, is not afraid of anything and will never grow old.

Beauty bloggers have mastered the art of writing odes to cosmetics in such a way that you forget that it is just a product of the chemical industry.

The poetic text is equipped with swatches - photographs that refute the saying "don't show on yourself." Here are the lips before breakfast, and here they are at noon. Here are the cheeks, whose freshness is accentuated by the Paradoxal shade. Here are the nails covered with Spring Lime varnish in daylight, here they are under electric lighting, but before a thunderstorm, when the light becomes transparent and opalescence (for the sake of this word I had to go to Wikipedia) is fully revealed.

Lucky is a separate trend. It is called the nail polish economy: in times of economic downturns, women refuse to visit salons and focus on inexpensive means of raising their spirits. Usually during these periods lipstick sales increase, but this year varnishes are in the lead. The color scheme has been replenished with the craziest shades, even Volvo has released a small collection to match its new S60 model. Beauty blogs are overflowing with nail swatches. The used varnishes would be quite enough for painting a small car.

The popularity of cosmetic reviews has led to the segmentation of this area. In addition to universal beauty blogs (from Cosmetics to Cosmetics), specializing in individual products appeared: only lipstick (It's Lipstick, Baby), only varnishes (Nail_ru, Nail Maniacs), only eye cosmetics (Eye Makeup), only skin products and two-phase removing makeup.

But success always has a downside. Hate is the sister of glory. Cosmetic Internet Eden suffered the fate of the culinary Runet: an opposition beauty community emerged from the numerous Nakh family - beauty_nax. The once ominous "Kitchen Nah" terrified home cooking lovers. The fighting spirit of the Nakhovites could be explained by the fact that gastro-snobs are mostly men, they are categorical and used to chop off the shoulder. But the networked kingdom of beauty is inhabited only by women (even gays try not to look there), gentle and quivering creatures. And these fairies undertook to criticize their insufficiently, in their opinion, perfect companions. They dissect not only unsuccessful makeup, eccentric manicure or sloppy cosmetics - even Mother Nature falls under the ax of the woman's court, senseless and merciless. After all, it was she who rewarded us with the appearance that is. So if your cheeks are thick and your lips are thin, then neither luxury nor mass market can do anything.

But the question is not that something can be corrected and corrected, especially with such a rampant plastic surgery, but that the Russian woman cares about everything. Her generous and sympathetic heart hurts absolutely for everyone. And from this heartache she literally screams. In any case, he starts talking in a raised voice. In order to show you how to fix your not ideal appearance and life in general, she will leave children, dirty dishes, a hungry husband and a self-described dog.

A heightened sense of justice does not allow her compatriot to take care of herself. Yes, again on the Internet someone is wrong. And we must immediately inform this person that he is wrong already in the fact that he was born with such and such ears.

And then you ask, where do the annoying old ladies come from on the streets who give you advice on how to raise your child? So from there. It all starts with small things - with someone's lipstick unsuccessfully chosen, with someone else's shabby powder compact, with acne on someone's face, with the wrong recipe for borscht from a neighbor. And it ends with raids on playgrounds in search of children without hats and jackets. People are forging their future right now. And from experiences, by the way, the complexion deteriorates. By the way, this lipstick does not suit you.