Skating

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

In his student years, stories probably happen that in life would not have happened to people of a different social status. Judge for yourself.

This story has been popular among my fellow students for a long, long time. All of this happened to one of them. The young man went to ice skating, what else, if not sports, can you occupy yourself in the winter on student holidays? Mom cooks pies at home, and her son, saying to mom:"

The guys rode nicely, as they say, had an active rest. But so that everything was just as it should be, the friends decided to drink beer … We drank, and then we drank some more, but something stronger. One of the comrades was drawn to exploits and, as a joke, he offered to go by train to the capital city … Cheap (or rather, free), romantic, and most importantly, topical … Jokes cause laughter to the sober head, in all other cases they are taken more than seriously …

Our hero realized the seriousness of what was happening, driving up to the Michurinsk station, looking at the skates hanging over his shoulder … And at home, meanwhile, my mother took out the pies from the oven and chirped cheerfully: “Well, where is this my son? then…"

Sonul and his comrades at the Michurinsky railway station wandered for a long time near the schedule, not understanding in which direction to move on to Moscow. After long and painful deliberations, they decided to move back to their historical homeland. Mom, meanwhile, is worried about her son: "Why is he already skating for 9 hours and will not get tired, and it's time for a sports institution to close …"

And around this time, in the glorious city of Michurinsk, at the station, two men in uniform approached the young man and his friend and asked to show documents, which, as you understand, the skaters did not have. We asked them to go to the department to clarify the circumstances (or whatever else they are trying to find out). The friends dutifully got into the car …

Actively resting students sensed something was wrong when the Russian open spaces, covered with snow, appeared outside the car window … Then the representatives of the valiant police stopped the car and asked the young people to go into the air.

- Take off your clothes!

Perplexity and confusion quickly gave way to panic, when one of the so-called police officers, in order to speed up the process of taking off clothes, said: "I’ll put it in my snout …"

The robbers turned out to be of noble blood, because they left some items of clothing and skates for the skaters …

In the evening of the next day, our hero warmed up pies and ate aspirin, with a thermometer under his arm …