Worst Music of 2005

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Australian newspaper Sunday Times publishes a list of the main musical failures of the outgoing year. For example, the list of the worst albums looks like this:

1. Crazy frog"

2. Bratz Rock Angelz "Angelz, Rock Angelz". Bratz, for those who do not know - this series of dolls, gradually gaining popularity from the ageless blonde Barbie. But, if on the toy market Bratz look good, then in their musical incarnation, according to Australians, "they remind Gorillaz who lost their brains as a result of a lobotomy."

3. Westlife "Face to Face". This, according to the Australian publication, is not music, but pure marketing. Not a drop of passion, only public service. "People buy Westlife CDs," the critic laments, "but they also buy cigarettes and heroin. It doesn't make the music any better."

Other musicians on the list of losers include Jennifer Lopez with the album "Rebirth" ("this album died the same terrible death as the animals whose skins Lopez wears so much"), 50 Cents with "Massacre", the group Black Eyed Peas with Monkey Business and even Robbie Williams with Intensive Care. The latter, however, is said to have been a disappointment rather than a failure.