Every night has a new menu

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Honore de Balzac knew a lot not only about love, but also about food. Therefore, he simply wrote to genius that "there should be a new menu for every night", thereby killing two birds with one stone, literally and metaphorically hitting the top ten.

Since then, a dietitian has become more popular than a sexologist: the majority of quite respectable ladies drop from the first $ 300 or more per month.

My friend always and everywhere says the same phrase about the diet: "The best nutritionist is a lover who has when, where, what and why." The quote, of course, is wise, but only in the trinity of time, place and the actual action itself, most often the first two components are still somehow achievable, and sometimes problems arise with the main thing (if there is strength and desire, the rest is not so difficult to find) … And if they are not completely absent, but simply do not remain after a hard working day? So, dear, you just need to learn how to fill … food!

No one will argue that food determines actions, moods, actions, order in the head and at home, in the state and even in international relations (!!!). And if we are talking about the Russian state, then this is not a glass of martini and two canapes per evening, as in civilized countries. Our main cult is the cult of food (I am writing, but my mouth is drooling … I have to change seats to the window … I can't see the refrigerator from there). Meanwhile, the cult of food is not the worst, but even the most important thing!

The first European book on sexology (well, if not the very first, then somewhere next to the first) was called what would you think? Aha: "Gastronomy" of Archestratos! Can you catch the connection? Then call your nutritionist quickly and dismiss him, because there is nothing more useful than refined erogenous food, and as a result, and more pleasant than its consequences.

It is interesting that the Chinese - the most ancient connoisseurs of sensual love - have books on sexology addressed to men !!! Why? Because women were given priority not in the theory of sex, but in its practice.

So prepare a saucepan-fork-plate, write down useful recommendations and go to the stove - get ready to cook! The main thing that must be taken into account in such a delicate menu is that in all erotic, more or less active sexual dishes, aphrodisiacs are mandatory ingredients - substances that enhance sexual desire and restore sexual ability in both partners.

Aphrodisiacs have:

1. vegetable origin: ginseng root, clover, nettle (and its seeds), coconut, peppers of all kinds, wild asparagus, saffron, sesame seeds, cumin, Indian hemp, cinnamon (the most popular spice of love potions), celery, garlic and onions (they are still especially valuable in Egypt), mint, horseradish, etc. Since ancient times, pumpkin has been considered a repository of erotic energy, and plums are generally considered a "fruit of passion."

Dates are the basis of the diet of the peoples of Africa and the Central East. A kilogram of fruit is close in calories to one good steak. But palm wine, which is made from the sap of a tree after cutting off the inflorescences, hit hard in the head and other places for inexperienced travelers who did not know what to do with out of time and out of place desires that arose.

Fig (fig) is one of the obligatory gifts to Priapus (in ancient Greek mythology - a deity symbolizing the generating forces of nature - initially, in fact, the phallus).

Garnet. In China, and now at weddings, it is customary to beat pomegranate fruits on the floor, and the ancient Greeks loved to eat this fruit during orgies.

Ginger. Ginger roots are a spice that the British and some Scandinavian peoples cannot do without. Suffice it to say that in Chinese the name of this plant means "masculine strength".

Apple. French cuisine is distinguished by its many recipes, in which the combination of apples with other products gives passion and sexual indefatigability. The Kama Sutra describes the role of the apple as an aphrodisiac. Remember what fruit was considered forbidden, and for what Adam and Eve were sent to sin on earth? Some peoples on the wedding table certainly put a dish with baked apples in front of young people, as a means of kindling a passion for love.

2. animal origin: meat of snakes, monitor lizards, genitals of bulls, deer, rams, extracts from the horns of young deer (antlers), eggs of crocodiles and kurapatoks.

This point, as the most exotic, should rather be taken into account in order to broaden your horizons. And focus on the third.

3. Venus, according to legend, loved Vulcan, fed his insatiable passion with seafood. So, the treasures of the sea pantries: squid, eels, oysters (you should prepare in advance if you have not tried them yet … after all, you need to soften this living creature), trepangs, mollusks, mussels, salmon caviar, moray eels, shrimp (with marquis de shrimp soup Pompadour regaled Louis XV), shark meat … and, perhaps, there will be enough of what you can find in the store (you can just take note of the latter).

Along with food, drinks have always been an important component. Alcohol is a millennial problem for humanity. In Shakespeare, "Alcohol causes desire, but eliminates fulfillment", but in Roman poets: "Venus feels lonely without Bacchus and Ceres" (that is, without wine and food).

In small doses, wine (a good glass is enough) is a great way to spend the evening in a playful mood (especially after sparkling wine).

Although this is not the main thing. According to Giacomo Casanova, the best product-activator is chocolate (when I found this information, I even jumped a little with joy … at least something sweet !!!). And the famous grocery store Brija-Savarin (1755-1826) wrote about chocolate: “Chocolate is very good at restoring strength. very slowly, a man who is exhausted and irritable - give all these men half a liter of chocolate with ambergris … and they will feel its miraculous effect. " This sensible grocery store recommended preparing this drink the night before and keeping it in an earthen pot all night, which makes the drink more effective. Chocolate was preferred by another connoisseur of amorous pleasures - the Marquis de Sade. A true gourmet, he believed that food, love and torment are the main pleasures for which nature created man. In letters to his wife from prison, he affectionately called her "fresh pork of my thoughts," and at balls he treated the ladies to chocolate pastilles with a fair amount of cantharidin (an alkaloid aphrodisiac).

If all of the above information is still not enough for you to, armed with valuable advice, attack the object of passion, then finally this recipe:

Struder: Lay the lamb chops fried on both sides on top of each other, between them a spinach or salad leaf, a few tomato rings, 1-2 sprats, a little raisins, mint, cinnamon. Grab the "sandwich" with a string and fry again, sprinkle with herbs, sprinkle with ginseng tincture.

And at the very end of the eternally important commandments:

- seduction is the main intrigue, plot, not only strength. Strength - then …

- do not overeat on the eve of the date (King Henry I of England died from overeating lampreys, trying to combine the desire of the stomach and flesh!)

- do not overload yourself with alcohol - do not allow physical overload, intense training. Everything in moderation!