Cry. To health

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Why are we crying (I am referring exclusively to women)? And who said why. We just cry. You can always find a reason. The question is different: how do we do it. After all, certain skills are required here. Of course, sometimes you need to quietly, in your pillow, and sometimes in public, because it is not known in advance which method will have an effect on you and those around you.

How should you cry? This may seem like a trifling matter only at first glance. It is necessary to shed tears with wide-open eyes, allowing them to roll down the cheeks, slightly dabbing with a beautiful handkerchief, in no case wiping, in order to avoid redness. Even in the days of Balzac, ladies skillfully used this. And there is no need to force anyone to do anything. Just, dear ladies, choose an object for yourself, set a goal and go ahead. Of course, some (very modern men) are annoyed by this, but there are still not extinct individuals of the male sex, for whom it is easier to breastfeed on the embrasure than to endure women's tears. They are afraid (and it's not even a shame to admit it), because they don't know how to deal with it.

Explaining why women's eyes are wet is tantamount to the eternal: why live? And what is most interesting, this stream is inexhaustible. Our body produces about half a liter of tears per year. Regardless of gender. Although the latter is due, rather, to a psychological factor.

Well, it is not customary for us for a man to cry. He is a strong half of humanity, he is not entitled to his status. And it has been hammered into our heads since childhood. Remember your childhood: if the boy was a crybaby, he was called a girl. Nothing could be more humiliating and insulting. Now our men have to restrain themselves. And this is not good.

According to statistics, women live longer. Some scholars believe it is all about crying. We just do it more often. But one should not rush to extremes either. For example, Dutch scientists are very wary of tears. In order for the body not to get tired of tears, you must try not to push yourself up and not cry like a beluga, but quietly cry into your fist. Well, you have to manage to cry, on the one hand, and, on the other, to do it without falling into deep emotional experiences. It’s necessary to contrive! Apparently, the Dutch are able to do this, the Russian is a man of extremes: cry, so loudly.

Professor A. Wingerhets (Netherlands), based on the research conducted, concluded that Chileans are the biggest crybabies in the world. They are followed by American women, Turkish women, Dutch women, German and English women complete the list. The aforementioned gentleman did not test us, Russian women. Apparently he was afraid. Because about our howl, excuse me, crying in the voice of village women, there are legends.

With men it is a little different. Do not be surprised, but there, over the hill, the men are not at all shy about crying once or twice. Americans shed tears on a par with the half-impoverished Nepalese (the latter, apparently, out of grief). In a month, at least twice, their eyes are wet. Germans are also whiny. But the Chinese is a real Russian man. Even in fire, even in water, even hara-kiri, it just won't cry. But Americans, compared to them, are just babies, and they cry 6 times more often.

The fact that tears are the prerogative of women is evident from many poems and no less songs. Remember yourself: "The girl in the machine is crying …", "Don't cry, girl …", "Yaroslavna is crying on the Putivl wall" and the notorious "Cap-cap-cap from the clear eyes of Marusya …". The apotheosis of female tearing was Princess Nesmeyana, who cried in two buckets: one piece for each eye. After all, the wise people did not compose a fairy tale about a Russian peasant who lets water in about the fact that, for example, he got up with his left foot?

By the way, it has been scientifically proven that the secret of the eye gland contains psychotropic drugs that reduce feelings of tension and anxiety. That is, I cried - I felt better.

So cry. To your health! Just remember that the flow of water from the eyes from overwhelming feelings is one thing, and the tears of blackmail is another. After all, sooner or later men can figure out what's what, and will not believe the most powerful female weapon. They are already annoyed by:

- when a woman in tears smears makeup on her face and becomes like Baba Yaga without makeup. A man prefers that, even in tears, she remains attractive and desirable, therefore, in order to "excrete phlegm", it is necessary to stock up on waterproof mascara;

- if she cries because of his fault. A man prefers not to see such tears, because he does not know how to comfort him (after all, it’s not pleasant to admit his own guilt), and is seriously considering whether to console a woman who, being next to him, is crying, instead of rejoicing in her happiness;

- if she cries for any reason. A man quickly gets used to such tears and after a while does not pay attention to them. One must be able to "put on the brakes" when the eyes are in a wet place;

- if she sheds a tear for her own benefit. This is the worst thing;

- if she cries for more than 20 minutes in a row. A man is almost always ready to comfort a woman. At the same time, he feels like a savior, but he agrees to play this role for a fairly short time. And after 20 minutes, any tears begin to unbalance him.