Curiosities at weddings: life stories

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Almost no wedding is complete without overlays, embarrassment, and funny incidents. But then there is something to remember. After all, when everything goes decorously, strictly according to the plan, it's so boring! The stories of our readers about funny things at weddings.

Malicious "pages"

There were many children at our wedding, up to two years old. Girls and boys, angels, smart and important. Two of them were assigned to be my pages - assigned to carry the long train of the dress. And when my fiance and I entered the registration hall, I suddenly felt that I could not walk, some kind of overwhelming weight fell behind me. I look around and do not understand whether to cry or laugh: my two pages and another child with them grabbed the tail of my dress, leaned back and prepared to "ride". And behind, a few others lined up. I see with horror: the children are absolutely serious, and no one except me notices this, everyone merged with the solemn moment. I instinctively rushed forward, but the grip of the angels was so powerful that I just screwed up on my heels and crashed right to the floor. Now I'm laughing, but then I almost burst into tears. This curiosity at the wedding was then discussed for a long time.

Shoe Thieves

And they tried to steal my shoe. I sit at the table, wash down a small sandwich with champagne. Very noisy. The master of ceremonies finishes some competition among the guests. Then someone under the table grabs my leg and tries to pull off my shoe. And I have it with a thin strap, holding on to the ankle. Under the table, they seem to be unable to do serious fussing. I begin to choke on a sandwich and slowly crawl out of my chair, resisting so that it is not very noticeable. Then the competition ended, people somehow quickly filled their glasses and shouted "Bitter!" Laughter, replicas around. And from under the table they demand - already loudly - to explain how to take off the shoe! I try to kick back, then stand up to meet the groom's kiss and immediately float under the table. It was laughing! There was a real crash! Then two men appear … In short, my husband was in shock, he kept asking what they were doing there, whether it was necessary to deal with them.

Athlete's Wedding

And my husband is an athlete. We played a wedding between his workouts. Yesterday training, today is a wedding, and tomorrow again to prepare for the competition. So everything is in a hurry, you can imagine. He didn't even have time to comb his hair properly. I bought myself some kind of gel with the effect of either wet or dirty hair. When I saw this miracle, I almost fainted. Well, not a groom, but a guest worker! And he is happy, he says, fashionable. When Mendelssohn's march started playing, he, like a professional soldier, rapped three steps forward and was already at the receptionist's desk, and I remained somewhere behind. Then he spun for a long time, figuring out who should stand where, and argued loudly. And when he saw my signature, he made such round eyes that I burst out laughing, and my mascara flowed. And all the time he stepped on my dress, bear. And when I threw my bouquet, I whispered: "Don't leave Lena, she's getting married early." (Lena is his 18-year-old sister). And he made a fierce face. This is my husband. The most beloved person in the world.

Escape from a wedding

And my wife and I decided to run away from our wedding. There were too many people, relatives whom we saw for the first time in our lives. The two of us were in white, the witnesses were also very smart, the girlfriend was in something red, long and chic. In general, the four of us turned out to be not according to plan in the same tavern and sat there very comfortably. Then we went home. We go out into the yard with balls, champagne. Three o'clock in the morning. We stand under the lantern. We open the bottle, let go of the balls, slowly shout three "hurray!", And then … an oil painting. From somewhere out of the darkness, three strange subjects (homeless people?) Appeared and shouting "Damn, I said …" (the words were actually stronger) shy away somewhere to the side. We ask: "What are you guys doing?" And one of them backs away in horror: "Oh, pins me." Looks like they got high, or something. We decided that they had glitches: night, four dressed up people, clinking glasses, balls. We scared them very much, barely convinced them that they were not ghosts. “Okay, if there are artists, then okay,” they agreed. Everyone laughed heartily at this curiosity at the wedding.

Fearful pigeons

And the birds let us down. Just don’t laugh, we were definitely not laughing at that time. A flock of pigeons was prepared for our wedding. We put them in a big cage so that we could release them later. Well, when it came down to this and we opened the door of the cage, the pigeons, instead of gratefully soaring up, squeezed inside, huddled in the farthest corner. The cage was tilted, then turned upside down by the door and began to shake. Poor birds have fallen out of there and are sitting, not going to fly away. My husband got so nervous that he started shouting at stupid birds. And they, like chickens, ran to another place and settled there. And one pigeon sat on her husband's hand and, excuse me, dumped there. The guests laugh, reassure him that this is for money, but he was definitely not having fun. He is in the photographs as if dropped into water … They say that the refusal of birds to fly away is a bad omen. Nonsense, we have been living for 12 years, we are living very well.

Husband was nearly taken away

I was at someone else's wedding as a child and remembered for the rest of my life how they tried to steal the bride right from under everyone's nose. The girlfriends hesitated, and the bride was deftly pushed into the car. The situation was saved by a witness. Realizing that he did not have time to get it out, he jumped straight onto the roof of the car, settled down there with his feet on the windshield and so rolled for several meters. The car naturally stopped. All, thank God, nothing happened. Everyone has. And the witness, the car, and the bride - they never stole her! And at my own wedding, my legitimate husband was almost taken away. I looked, his friends grabbed him by the arms and dragged him away from the restaurant. The bachelor party is in mind, we have found the time! At this time I danced carelessly and did not attach any importance to what was happening. And suddenly I hear my dad and his friends shouting "Banzai!" And some kind of turmoil. It turns out that they were beating off her husband. This is my dad. So the spouse has been watching since then …

Slut Bride

And we were at a friend's wedding and there we laughed: the groom, when the young people were told, "Now congratulate each other," shook his bride's hand and shyly said: "I congratulate you." Interestingly, it even occurred to him that kissing is supposed to be in this place?.. I myself got caught in the rain at my own wedding - I ran with my husband from the registry office to the car under the downpour, no umbrella saved. And just before that, I made myself an awesome helium pedicure with rhinestones. When everything was over and we arrived at the hotel, I sat down on the bed, and Gleb began kissing, hugging, undressing me … Well, when he took off his tights, there … not a single finger is visible, everything is smeared with solid shiny paint, and not only fingers, but spots on the ankle … And then he paused, and then quietly and carefully asks: "Uh-uh, why did you come to the wedding such a pig?"

Well, you call …

Our wedding was all a complete curiosity. No, the ransom was completely normal and fun. But then it started … When we drove up to the Wedding Palace, it turned out that we had forgotten at home … wedding rings. The groom and the witness rushed back, and I skipped the line. They come, Andrei takes out the rings, smiles. “Anyuta, breathe out,” she says, “everything is over.” We go into the hall, and then it turns out that there is no … my passport! I burst into tears, how can I explain this? After all, they had been preparing for a whole month, rehearsing every moment! Now they rushed for a passport, brought. In the end, we appeared in front of the registrar. The aunt pushes a solemn speech, we all become quiet, she continues: "Do you agree, Andrei …" - then a pause, and Andrei fired without hesitation: "Yes!" At that moment, the receptionist: "… to marry Anna …" "Well, I said yes! Why ask again? " my husband declares. But the pleasures of that day did not end there. We also forgot the bridal bouquet in the car when we were heading to the restaurant. I have to throw him, but there is nothing. In general, I was so tired that after the wedding I went home and not to the hotel. She said to Andrey: "Well, you call …" Now, when six years have passed, this is "Well, you call" - our corporate family joke. And a talisman.