Boys to the left, girls to the right

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Thousands of keyboards have been crushed to dust in debate over the cause and effect of going to the left. Hundreds of communities seek and find answers to the "why?" what happened next?" Dozens of classifications separate lambs from goats according to criteria of varying degrees of objectivity. You, too, probably have an opinion on this matter. And it is, of course, the most, most true.

And to talk about it again is strange, I suppose. Therefore, let's talk better about cinema. Moreover, the spring-summer collection of blockbusters is very conducive to this. As many as three thirds of the adventures - Spider-Man, Shrek, and Zhonechka Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. In anticipation of popcorn and spectacle, let's speculate about why the above superheroes - purely in theory, of course - could cheat on their superwomen.

So Spider-Man. Initially - a typical average "nerd". The tip of the pencil of the creator of "Spiderman" aimed at slender, notorious boys who dream of becoming superheroes at least for a while. After a spider bite, in the case of our hero, the fairy tale becomes a reality. Low self-esteem is gone. You can fly between skyscrapers and kiss beautiful girls upside down. True, then you still have to go home and hang the suit on a nail. And again fall into the emotional hole.

Traitor # 1 … Among chronic traitors often come across weak men who need to “walk to the left” in order to “gain” self-confidence and prove that they, in spite of everything, are “wow”.

Shrek is a monster born of the collective dream of the mind of Dreamworks. This character is the perfect personification of a fairly common type of men. His in the blackboard - he is simple, by and large he does not care about the people around him, he is not ambitious, he looks, frankly, so-so, he loves to eat deliciously and have good fun. He goes with the flow and lives for today. Until the thunder breaks out, it cannot be moved. But if he really wakes up! Then

someone can easily hit the face in the face. Princess Fiona is a gift from above for him. And he probably appreciates this gift. While she's around. But as soon as she leaves for a week to visit her parents, anything can happen. Moreover, Shrek, most likely, will not deliberately strive for treason. If something happens, then this “something” will be most correctly described with the words: “Sorry, darling, it happened” … Well, of course, it is unlikely that after what he has done, he will be greatly tormented by a feeling of guilt. Inhuman … What can you take from him …

Traitor # 2 … As Porthos used to say: "I fight because I fight." There is a type traitors, from whom it is useless to ask why they are cheating on their women. Everything is so simple that there is actually nothing to explain. It is difficult for them to go against physiology, they do not have clear moral principles, but testosterone is in excess (look at his complexion!)

Jack Sparrow. Hero of our time. Stylish handsome man. Adventurer. The manners are a little feminine, but that's all the rage right now. To be honest, it's even strange for girls to expect loyalty from the captain. After all, he is the smartest and most beautiful. Everyone is delighted with him, and first of all - he himself. Jack is so forgiving that he is willing to let several women admire him at the same time.

Traitor # 3 … “Honey, I don’t belong to you. I don't even belong to myself. You cannot try to hide the scent of a rose, it will still pass through all obstacles. I'm nobody's. I am for everyone and for no one. I AM . Something like this describe their position in relationships traitors, right?

Do you know why these three films are the box office record holders? Their heroes are extremely successful in embodying typical characters from life. For the same reason, it is generally worth talking about these fictional individuals: the psychotypes of the most popular characters are very common in reality.

How would the campaigns "to the left" of our heroes end?

I know from experience, they change similar to

	Spiderman
	Shrek
	Jack Sparrow

There is a good expression: everyone carries his own hell with him. Peter Parker will still curry favor with the boss and live in a rented crumbling room, Shrek will never become a real king, Jack Sparrow, even if he wants to, will not be able to drop anchor and go ashore, finding happy peace there. When a person tries to run away from himself, no matter how: by emigrating to another country, changing jobs or buying a movie ticket, he expects to win a million on an old lottery ticket. That new "reality" is short-lived. The new social circle will not be much better than the previous one, the new job will have the same problems as the old one, and the movie will end. Sooner or later, a person realizes that something needs to be changed in himself. The world around you can only be changed in this way.

A new woman is also a new hope. That you yourself can be better. Both for myself and for someone else. Even if not for long. In most cases, even these new relationships turn out to be a set of illusions, parting with which will be very painful.

In most cases. Not always.

And here's another thing. With the princes, everything is clear. And real princesses do not cheat on their husbands. Never. The scenarios are as follows. Or karma.