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Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day

NICE VALENTINE'S DAY

I remember when I was at the university, on February 14, the favorite of the course, Vera Tychkova, came all hung with paper hearts and with a huge bag of marmalade in the shape of hearts. She treated her classmates to sweets and offered to remove any heart attached with a paper clip from her outfit. On each heart there was some famous quote about love. It was, as it were, a forecast for the entire coming year. I got Hesse: "… I was nothing but loving, did not breathe any happiness and no suffering, except the happiness and suffering of love." Vera shocked me so much with her ideas that the next year I, by all means, decided to celebrate this holiday in a special way.

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ST. VALENTINE'S DAY

The origins of this beautiful holiday, when the world is ruled by love, should be sought in the history of the ancient Roman Empire. Scientists say that it was at this time that the Roman New Year began, which coincides with the beginning of spring for the Romans. Like all people, the Romans loved to have fun and celebrated the onset of the New Year with lavish feasts, performances and festivities. A significant place in the celebration of the Roman New Year was given to New Year's fortune-telling. And not only romantically inclined young ladies indulged in this business, but also quite serious, businesslike, as they say now, business woman.

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Valentines

Now, "valentine" means greeting cards in the form of hearts, the so-called "valentines", with best wishes, declarations of love, marriage proposals or just jokes that are not signed, and the recipient must guess who they are from. In addition to them, people give their loved ones roses (since they are believed to symbolize love), candy hearts and other objects with images of hearts, kissing birds and, of course, the justly recognized symbol of Valentine's Day - the little winged angel Cupid.

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A TRACT ABOUT LOVE

There is a saying in a certain environment: "God created a man, and then decided that he was capable of more, and created a woman." It turns out, no matter how you twist and manipulate, that She is a secondary product, albeit a more perfect one. But the Almighty, despite his efforts and innovations, still confused something there, as a result, the woman thinks differently, dreams of the wrong thing and sometimes behaves so unpredictably that the Creator, watching from above, only wonders, and when all desire to intervene in the process remains powerless: the reaction in the head created from the rib of Adam has already taken place, if you touch it, it will explode.

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IS LOVE WORTHWAITING FOR?

They say about such stories: chance brought them together. Well, if she didn't come home from work half an hour early, well, don't he and his colleagues visit a friend for a light, it is not known how this story would have ended. They were introduced by their friends. So, by the way. Olga - Nikolay. Nikolay - Olga. As it turned out later, each noticed the other before the others. I don’t know where Olga’s passion for the military came from, and especially the bald ones. Maybe that's why she immediately noticed Nikolai. Yes, he was a military man. Major. True, not yet bald, but by the time he received the general's shoulder straps, he would certainly have acquired this disadvantage. And she was just a woman, a burning brunette with a shock of curly hair, white skin, and also very tired.

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PRIESTESS OF LOVE

Women think men like our virtue. The men do not deny this belief, but secretly dream that the "bedmate" would be a prostitute, a pervert and satisfy all his erotic fantasies with enthusiasm. Every woman should be an experienced lover, otherwise none of your chastity, thriftiness and decency will not deter your partner from left-sided trips to Mary from the third entrance, whose skirts are more like a belt; my best friend's wife, or worst of all, a cheap wench selling her body on a busy highway.

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THE MAGIC OF LOVE

On the other hand, maybe you can really be happy for the girl? She lives a life full of feelings, apparently, she does not get bored, but you look at her like this and think - happy! And why should all sentimental stories of unrequited love be tragic. Threw a loved one? Rope around your neck! The girl refused? Out into the abyss without a parachute! Treason? Stabbing tantrum! This alignment is more familiar to us. However, life is much simpler than Mexican TV series (although, at first glance, it seems that the opposite is true) and in most cases love, no matter how unhappy it is, enriches.

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MY LOVE NOTES

Hmm … It's been a long time since I received love messages … Valentines … Why? Am I so changed that I don't inspire anyone to write even a couple of lines? And then I understood and sighed with relief: how can I get them, if I hardly appear at seminars in graduate school, and no one has time for such romance at work. However, I regularly receive pretty cute emails by e-mail, but the text typed on the computer hardly looks as romantic as a checkered piece of paper torn from a school notebook folded in four, on which is written in uneven handwriting: "I love you."

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GET ME OUT OF SUCH LOVE

So, waking up one Saturday morning, Sasha suddenly realized how deeply he was in trouble. He had never experienced this before. This feeling fell on him, like a strong and insidious animal, and literally tore him apart. Now he understood what it meant to be possessed. This feeling, this powerful instinct dominated and commanded them, paralyzing their own will. To some extent, it scared him, but he did not try to resist it. And obeying him was both sweet and painful. It hurts that Tanya did not even know about his feelings, and especially because she was clearly not indifferent to another boy, also Sasha's classmate.

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POETRY ABOUT LOVE

"I will never, never fall in love! One has only to love a man and he kills you! It is worth showing a man that he is dear to you, and he kills you!" This is how the actress Justina screamed in the novel "The Thorn Birds". This is about unrequited love. Does such love have a right to exist? If it is, it means it has. What for? Do not know. But how can you refrain from flying towards the fire, which will burn to death - if apart from this light you see nothing around. How many more women's hearts will be shattered by love?

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LOVE STUDENTLY

Believe me, people, I racked my empty head for a very long time on the subject: what to write about love. Yes, not just love (we have heaps of this rubbish), but such a variety as student love. And so I thought strongly that my bald head, a fourth-year student, had time to cover itself with long curls, the curls straightened and even turned gray, and then safely left my skull, leaving the honest people to contemplate a shiny bald head with bumps of bumps born after tapping an empty skull on the table, a wall, a central heating battery and other surfaces … And no, don't wait, I didn't tear my vocal cords with a cry: "Eureka!"

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LOVE BY CORRESPONDENCE

Kilometers separate you. You yearned for love, and imagination, on the basis of the information received, but not enough, begins to draw the man of your dreams, a kind of ideal pimple. Naturally, imagination plays a significant role in this. Write your interlocutor that he is a kind and sympathetic fellow, so you will immediately draw a picture for yourself as he takes the old woman across the street, rescues a baby from a burning house, and now he is rushing towards you with an armful of roses in a white Mercedes. And it's okay that he is in reality a third-class locksmith.

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FOUR STORIES OF LOVE. NON-EXISTING

Four days after they met, young people began to make grandiose plans. The first point in them was a romantic trip - a round-the-world cruise. The second is a dacha without furniture, only with a huge fireplace, carpets on the walls and furs on the floors; the third - children, necessarily smart and beautiful, etc. Six months later, a completely traditional Russian wedding took place: parents, who do not hide tears of affection and pride for their pets, drunk witnesses in a "take", an orchestra, moonlighting when at weddings and when at funerals, and as a result of all this, a black eye the groom, discovered in the morning after, so to speak, the wedding night.

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HE WAS OLDER HER, SHE WAS YOUNG

His name was Oleg. He was already under 50, but in this environment it was not customary to use middle names, and I, at 23, also called him simply Oleg. He was a director who sometimes acted in his own films. Not very popular among the masses, which is called "widely known in narrow circles." But there was an abyss of charisma in him, mixed with rudeness, cynicism and great experience in matters of vodka and women. He obviously began to screw me up from the first day of his acquaintance, moreover, not touchingly courting, but in constant attempts to embarrass, annoy, and so on.

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ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT THE KISS

A woman can have many men. But the one who first kissed her, where, when and how, she will remember for the rest of her life. Therefore, it is worth taking care of the first kiss, it symbolizes much more than the first sexual experience. The guy has no doubts whether he will succeed or not. The girl does not think how not to get pregnant. They just enjoy each other. The kissing action is even more intimate than sex. He betrays a true attitude towards a person and does not tolerate falsehood. The American singer Cher sings about this: Does he love you, how do you know? It is in his strong arms? No, he will make you believe. It is in his face? No, he can pretend …

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BLUE, BLUE, I WILL LIVE NOW WITH YOU

I didn’t know, I didn’t guess, I didn’t expect in any way that one day I would be able to fall in love with the “blue”. The object of my unconventional love had no external signs of its orientation. Exactly the same as thousands of other guys on the street. I cannot say that he is handsome, but rather simply charming, tall, with signs of intelligence on his face, which is so rare in our border town. No special style of clothing: T-shirt, jeans, baseball cap. He cannot be seen in tight trousers and an equally tight turtleneck. Not an ounce of makeup on his face, not a single ring on his long, thin musical fingers. Yes, and the gait is the most standard, but not that "it goes as it writes."

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CURE FOR LOVE

Let's leave him until tomorrow. Take a look at him tomorrow morning: he overslept and was late for work. "God, what a horror!", - you exclaimed (like me, like any normal, healthy person). Faster, even faster, jumping from pajamas to suit, swallowing a sandwich that has not been chewed, jumping over 3 steps, faster to work … But nothing like that happens! He, slowly, stretches, gets up, opens the window wide open (it doesn't matter to him: autumn or summer), he puts his face to the cool air that rushed in, and, slowly, begins to gather. At the same time, he also sings.

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THE TURNS OF LOVE

HE kissed others in kissing places, sent them touching messages and made dates. And I? Since I wasn’t taught to make streams out of tears: my dad said that princesses don’t cry (he lied!), I acted. By that time, I had managed to master the arsenal necessary for a novice woman (thanks to the novels that I swallowed like a boa constrictor of rabbits). I made eyes for HIM (to the side - at the nose - at the object), made eyes with my legs (thanks to my parents: they were awarded a gift). Arranged "casual" meetings. The beloved walks, and I was right there: now with a string bag, then with a trash can. What an economic one! I learned to appear in the right place at the appointed hour.

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LOVE AFFAIR AT WORK. FOR VARIETY

Katya works in a publishing house, she has a slight flirtation with the director (whose wife, by the way, works in the accounting department of the same publishing house) and truly "Latin American passions" with a young employee of the printing house. Katya always goes to work as a holiday, taking a vacation and perceiving the newsletter as a heavenly punishment. "I am so seized by everyday life, husband, children, that I can only rest at work." Only at work Katya lives to the fullest. She does not remember when her husband last gave her flowers, but the printer Andrei presents her with luxurious bouquets at least once a week, and director Viktor Sergeevich often invites Katya to a restaurant.

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LIKE GOOD, LIKE FRESH KISS

Kisses. It is not for nothing that so many poetry and prose are dedicated to this particular sacrament. Yes, yes, it is a sacrament, a kiss is a deeply intimate act. Do you remember the movie "Pretty Woman", where Julia Roberts played a prostitute who does everything, absolutely everything the client wishes, except for kissing on the lips. She says to Richard Gere: "I do not kiss on the lips!" But she still kisses him, but only when she realized that she loves. But this is all a movie, a beautiful fairy tale! - you will say. - Nothing to do with real life! - you will shrug your shoulders. Right. But, remember the popular wisdom "A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it" - but people will not say in vain!

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