He's not like everyone else

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Of course not! Otherwise, would you have paid attention to him? He should stand out from the crowd of males around you - if not in appearance, then at least in something. Otherwise, what to talk about with your friends? Why Petya and not Vasya (especially since they are twins)? After all, it is so pleasant to close your eyes promisingly and stretch out:"

Or maybe not the best? Oh, it would be better not with you!

In order not to reflect on this later, let's try to compile a list of categories of men from whom we need to stay away. Or at least approach them fully armed. Because sometimes all the advice of mothers, grandmothers and even girlfriends flies deafeningly. Well, I really want to be with him, and not with anyone else! Well, it's the master's business. Forewarned means armed (oh, about weapons again! But you have to be tougher with these men). So, if your chosen one …

Gloomy philosopher

He wears a baggy sweater and tattered jeans, doesn't change his underwear every day, and his house is most likely a mess (why waste precious time?). He does not look at life through rose-colored glasses. Although he also thinks in global categories. The mask of a connoisseur tired of the worldly bustle has already stuck to him - he sincerely believes that he does not play to the audience (well, perhaps according to Shakespeare …). In general, which of us in our youth did not read Nietzsche? Thank God, in a slightly more mature age I had a chance to look at more interesting treatises. But some individuals, it turns out, freeze at the same level. Freezing the obvious stupidity, the gloomy philosopher adds: "Thus spoke Zarathustra."

What will he like: your willingness to listen to his many hours of nonsense about the frailty of existence and the fidelity of solipsism. And also - the recognition of his right to polygamy. Or - at the moment (there is still no money even for one wife) - for an open relationship. So tall …

Do not even think about it: admit that you have an "A" in philosophy and ask: "Do you love me?" This is not a royal affair …

Unrecognized genius

Asthenic build, "slightly unshaven, drunk to the blue." Rather, he is a "free artist" (read - poet, writer, etc). All free time (and, most likely, there is not much of it - after all, you need to discuss your achievements with comrades in arms) sculpts, draws, creates another masterpiece. However, this is impossible without inspiration. Therefore, you are destined for the role (alas - episodic) of the Muse. In between indulging in that very inspiration, he likes to relax, taking it on his chest. However, then he will have to take it on his chest - he himself will not reach the house.

What will he like: delicious food side by side with no less tasty drink. The unrecognized genius has long understood that one cannot be full of a creative spirit. You can also type his imperishable on the computer, if he still has not bothered to master it. Well, if you have a friend-publisher (owner of a gallery, etc.) who is ready to look at the work of a genius, love is guaranteed to you for a while! The friend himself is irretrievably lost.

Do not even think about it: read his poems to him (especially if they are an order of magnitude better), except for those composed at the age of three. Count the number of used pronouns "He" and "She" in one line, and then multiply it by the number of actual lines. Jumping away from a picture with a fat green cow and shouting: "Where am I?", If just before that you posed for him. She called herself a load … ugh you, Muse …

Engineer of human souls

In this case, a self-taught psychologist. Suit, tie, smooth cheeks, good haircut. Very pleasant at first; you are sincerely amazed at the subtleties of his mental organization. He looks at those around him with a smile (which turns out to be a smile upon closer examination). At any opportunity, he remarks: "And those two over there do not love each other at all, but just pretend."In his arsenal - a mountain of all kinds of tests issued for the latest developments of the CIA. Likes to give advice to everyone, especially how to achieve success. If this very success is achieved, he shrugs his shoulders: "what would you do without me", and writes the person into his eternal debtors. In case of failure, he says to you: "Even I will not help this idiot."

What will he like: if you pass all his moron tests with great elation, and exclaim with even greater elation: "Yes, this is absolutely about me!" Seek advice on any issue - from relationships with mom to your neighbor on the stairs. The very same neighbor on the stairs, if she is good-looking (you won't forget to bring her for a consultation, right?)

Do not even think about it: to say that the two in question have been married for ten years and are an example for everyone else. To ask a naive question why all his unique developments have not yet helped him to step a couple of career steps higher.

Representative of the generation of janitors and watchmen

Which has not really existed for a long time. But the long hair, black leather biker jacket and Afghan grass - remained. The boy is damn sweet and sexy (most likely, this is not only your opinion). All concerts of KINO, BG and other monsters of rock, which either no longer exist in this world, or their age has stepped well "beyond …", will be collected in his house. All the music that exists today is unconditional and absolute crap. He, your hero, must continue such an important matter - rock and roll is dead, but he is not yet. So he will have fun all the time: compose hysterical poems, play the guitar, and you will not have much time for you - after rehearsals - polishing his talent, - yes, "apartment owners" …

What will he like: if you are in a big company a couple of times (and there won't be small ones, don't hope) you will say that his lyrics (specifically, the lyrics! not the lyrics of the song! this is conceptual) are much deeper than the same Grebenchikov's. It's better to keep silent about music - he still thinks that girls don't know a damn thing about it. And the open manifestation of your feelings in public - after all, this is the lot of all idols.

Do not even think about it: um, put something poppy screaming on every corner. Offer to go "poklubitsya" - definitely, will hit someone in the face and will be beaten himself. To be jealous of the two thousand one hundred and fifth girl who kisses him at the meeting. Honey, this, again, is the lot of all rock legends … even those living today.

Sexman

Yes, at least in general, at least in particular - the sexman is. Someone calls him a womanizer, someone Casanova - he does not go into the etymology of these names. He, as they say, likes the process itself. Beyond any charm, the sexman is charming - so much so that you think, dumbfounded: "What am I doing with him? He has people like me, there were and will be a thousand!" What are you doing next to him? You hope that you will become that One, of course. And, of course, in vain.

What will he like: no commitment on both sides. An active expression of pleasure. However, this is not a fact - he is an athlete, and his motto is "more victories, good and different."

Do not even think about it: criticize his sexual achievements. Ask not to pay attention to other girls in your presence. You will leave the relationship even faster than you came.

The last romantic

Tourism instructor, or just a tourist. Mountains, pine trees, sunsets, backpacks, tents, bonfires and an old guitar. There are always a lot of people around - "it's great that we are all gathered here today." Regularly goes on hikes - of course, "people go around the world." He loves girls in storm coats, as simple as he is. Loves to give them wildflowers. Don't get too upset when a relationship ends - there are so many new paths ahead, uncharted paths!

What will he like: your ability to cook porridge from an ax in field conditions. Singing with a guitar is fine too. You can also learn to ride a horse - tourists love this business. Delight at the sight of daisies. Your frozen palms (“I'll take them, and kiss each nail, warming my heart.” Trivial, but according to the rules.

Do not even think about it: ask: “What kind of car do you have?” when you are first invited to a hike. Electric trains and hitchhiking are the only modes of transportation that shine for you! Criticize the kebabs or fish soup prepared by him. To say that it is uncomfortable to sleep on the ground (even in a sleeping bag).

A real man

At the sight of him your heart skips a beat: "THIS IS IT !!!" Relax and hold your breath. His masculinity can be seen from around the corner of a nearby street. The girls lined up on the same street, too. Get up in the tail - they won't let you out of line here. And it moves pretty fast. Because this real man, if not sad, does not care deeply about his companions. He cares about business, cars and wars. And vodka with the same real men like himself. Women - at least not yet - have no place in this company.

What will he like: no, well, you have to look good. Worthy. Admiration for his car will also be in place. And also the regular exclamation "You are a real man!" This is, of course, not news to him, but nice …

Do not even think about it: to admit that at the time of the school "Zarnitsa" was the champion in shooting and that you regularly participate in races. Drink vodka, even diluted. Straight and without turning, you will go into the category of "your boyfriend", gain some respect, and at night you will sob into your pillow, wanting to feel like a weak woman.

What did you think? Men also have their own categories for us women. And from many they run headlong. Just as we need to run away from the above-described comrades. What unites them, you ask? Yes, the fact that they will never change, no matter what happens in their life. Don't be under any illusion. If, after all, you are drawn into a relationship with one of these types, nothing terrible will happen. Life will not be broken. And the experience from such a relationship is invaluable. You will learn to look at life with a smile!