Little things in family life

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

It is clear that living together is not just a test for vigilance, lice, and so on, it is also a whole philosophy. With a touch of psychology. A lot of useful information can be gleaned from the works of psychologists dealing with family troubles. Quite a lot of interesting things have been accumulated during the experiments of at least the last century.

Things that are typical in the behavior of women irritate men. As well as some details in the behavior of men, according to the ladies, can destroy a successful marriage. It is clear that there are no two absolutely identical opinions as two identical women or men. There are only averaged statistics"

So, what annoys men:

1. The ancient rule of a good wife is that the path to the heart is through the stomach. You can cook deliciously, BUT, if your husband is hungry, and your spouse has just started rummaging through the "Book of Delicious and Healthy Food", there will be little sense from breakfast-lunch-dinner.

2. The soup should be visible but not audible. Few men like it when at the table, along with absorption, and sometimes instead of absorption, the chirping of a loving wife sounds. All questions, inquiries, answers and advice are best left for later.

3. The unshakable belief of women that two and two will be five, if you cry or make a scandal.

4. Watching TV together in tandem with a friend (blah blah blah on the phone), critically assessing the appearance of each character, and treating every offensive phrase against a woman as a call for discriminatory rebellion.

5. The love of wives for sales, where they buy things that are not needed at prices that could not be resisted.

6. Hysterical about a kiss, if lips were "painted for 15 minutes" in a hurry when getting ready for work. After all, it’s not so bad if the husband decided to leave a pleasant memory for the day. What did you get?

7. 40 minutes now, when I had to leave an hour ago. You can learn how to really estimate the time of getting ready to get married. It is clear that a noticeable reduction (by half) of the possibility of being carried around in front of the mirror does not untie the hands of fantasy too much. However, experience shows that even in 15 minutes "beauty" is induced quite successfully.

8. Criticism of the "beloved" in the presence of children or guests and other extra ears.

9. Walking around the house in a nightgown when it's sunset. As well as unwashed, unkempt, generally in the form of Baba Yaga with a broom on her head. You can excuse young mothers, but not free ladies who are just too lazy.

10. Intimate procedures (masks, hair removal) in the presence of the husband. You can scare your darling, but scaring away is generally elementary. The easiest way is to lock the bathroom door with the words: "women have their own secrets" and do cosmetic procedures at your pleasure.

11. Constant whining about the shortcomings of the figure (say 10 times that you have grown fat and your husband will definitely notice). Men do not like it when women do not appreciate their body, whatever it may be.

Irritants for women:

1. “I don’t know” for elementary reasons (“What are you going to eat?”). How can a man be considered a man capable of an act when even simple truths are not available to him.

2. "If my husband cooks, then only my corpse can enter the kitchen, if I cook, then throwing my husband climbing over pots can only be over my corpse." Women hate it when a hungry male object is always spinning under the arms and legs in the kitchen, grabbing everything that comes across and interfering with the normal course of cooking.

3. The unshakable belief of men that twice two is three, and five only in the case of a promotion.

4. Watching football together in tandem with a friend (blah blah blah on the phone), with detailed obscene criticism of every pass and every goal missed.

5. Buying the right things for two dollars when the real price is only one.

6. Indignation over a kiss that left a mark on the cheek, lips, shirt collar. In the end, the wife thus decided to ease the step to work with a pleasant moment, and it would be time to learn how to eat lipstick or remove it with a handkerchief.

7. "Take out the tree, it's May Day in the yard" !!! How long can you ask not to forget to take out the trash and buy bread? So little is needed, but how many superfluous words, constant clarifications, whose duties, in fact, are. Why women?

8. Criticism of a loved one in the presence of friends, parents or neighbors.

9. Walking around the house in family shorts, when an old acquaintance may appear at any moment. This, of course, favorably emphasizes the dignity of the musculature !!! And if its safety is only in memory?

10. Intimate procedures (cutting nails, not closing the toilet door) in the presence of the wife. If the nails, moreover, fly to your favorite carpet !!! Who vacuumed it the last time? In fact of the matter…

11. SOCKS! Under the bathroom, sofa, chairs, mattress, even under the pillow! Moreover, the sanitary condition is not as important as the very presence of this part of the men's toilet in unexpected places of the apartment.

It turns out that if we take a closer look, we all have something to oppose, if desired, to scandal. But there are couples who get divorced because the wife snores, and the husband leaves his hair in his wife's comb. Are there not enough oddities in each of us? Maybe, after all, it is worth treating the details without being trifle?