Joy of love on the boss's desk?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

- And you, Lyubov Vasilievna, I will ask you to stay for a while … - said the chief, watching the employees of our company, who were leaving his office, staggering after the celebration of another successful deal. The people instantly evaporated, as if everyone, without exception, had smelled what it smelled like. San Sanych approached the door and locked it with a key, and then everything happened as in a cheap American film: turning to me and swallowing his saliva, the director busily commanded, looking into my eyes:

- Take off your panties!

At first I tried to play the "fool", broke a comedy, rejected and kicked out of the boss's playful hands, and then, remembering how I dreamed, going to sleep, to be in the arms of this strong, attractive, gallant and successful man, surrendered to the mercy of the winner. Besides, I couldn't afford to send him to all four sides and get fired a few days before the end of my probationary period at work.

I let him sit me down on the table and, mercilessly grabbing empty glasses and plates of sandwiches from him, Alexander Batkovich thrust his hot flesh into me. I will not say that I experienced special sensations, and I did not find romance on the table wet from the spilled champagne, although the chef went through with me all the procedures that seemed terribly erotic to me in the cinema. Having done the job, he asked if Lyubushka liked him, I nodded uncertainly, then letting go of a couple of slaps on my bottom, San Sanych began to hum a song from some vaudeville contentedly under his breath, pulling out the coveted key to the door from his pants pocket and opening it to me road to escape. This is how I was enrolled in a position, from which after a while I ran headlong, because more and more often the boss, amid the bustle of the work, had to call me to his carpet (table, sofa …), again close the door with the lock and do some almost acrobatic steps.

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I listen to this story in the kitchen from my friend Lyuba, who is famous for her long legs, curls and eyelashes, a pretty face and a train of fans who dream of being in the place of her debauched boss. And while Lyubasha was drinking valerian instead of tea cooling on the table, I tried to inspire this beauty with why all the troubles and why men look at her as a sexual object.

Not daring to give up at once a fair amount of my boyfriends, oohs and sighs in her direction, compliments and a host of other advantages, I convinced the coquette that it was not worth confusing business relations and workers. That, probably, she herself is to blame for the fact that the boss (and not only him, as it turned out later) fell for the bait of her sexuality. We also explained the moment why, after long common gatherings with colleagues and celebrating birthdays and holidays, almost every man of her company, having passed a couple of glasses and sniffed alcohol with his sleeve, suggested that Lyubka take a ride to a nightclub, a sauna or home, with a visit to pharmacy. - Svetka, tell me why you don't get offers at work from your male colleagues "to have fun and relax", although you look like from a magazine picture. And I, miserable, just let go of "impudent, scoundrel, take your hands off, move away …" wherever I do not appear. Harassment especially interferes with work …

- Want to know? Then memorize the strategy and tactics of office life-being. First, a lot depends on how you dress. Your tight pants, short blouses, tiny skirts, transparent blouses do not set you up for a working mood. Besides, you make your makeup too bright. Use pastel colors, no flashy colors should be present either in clothes or on your face, unless, of course, you want to work as a clown.

- I'll wash everything off my face right now!

- Do not rush! Many men say they prefer women without makeup. Many women know that it takes a huge investment of time and special skill to give the impression of a "woman without makeup" - that is, to be beautiful and look natural. However, studies show that the rating of women who use cosmetics is higher in the eyes of others than those who do not use it. On the other hand, refusal from cosmetics can be viewed as a position - it means that you consider yourself a person who is close to nature and does not need tricks. Decide for yourself what image you want to create in the eyes of others. But no scarlet lips, false nails and thick black arrows on the eyes should be present.

- Well, okay, I'll be more modest, but how should I dress? Why, tell us more about it.

- Do not appear in the office in clothes with slits in the most causal place. Do not emphasize your bulges with tight-fitting clothes. Do not wear flying skirts enveloping your legs, blouses with sliding sleeves: such a soft fall of fabrics excites curiosity in men (what is hidden under the fabric?). Do not wear shoes with huge heels that lengthen your legs, here you have to be content with the golden mean. And in hot and cold weather "pack" your legs in tights. Do not hang yourself up with a mass of jewelry, just one detail is enough: brooches on the collar of a jacket, a chain with a pendant, a pretty ring …

Do not pour the whole bottle of perfume on yourself in the morning, be content with a couple of drops. In addition, choose a fragrance for the office from the category of "morning freshness", not "I am here, I came, know everything!" is an American approach to perfumery. The French, on the other hand, believe that perfume should be used in moderation: a subtle, calm scent should politely remind others of the presence of another interlocutor nearby. Business smell means polite, it should not annoy: Yvresse (Yves Saint Laurent), Knowing (Estee Lauder), Hugo Boss Women, Givenchy, Van Cleef & Arpels, Dior perfume house with fragrances for a businesswoman over 35 who must embody solidity, classics and loyalty to tradition.

Now about your curls. Hairstyle, like clothing, often indicates a person's belonging to a particular social group. However, it is almost impossible to predict in advance how a particular hairstyle will be perceived by your work colleagues. Therefore, it is advisable to avoid "extravagant slides" of hair when you go to the office. If you are not distinguished by hair on your head, then it is enough to have a neat haircut and washed combed hair, do not burden your hairstyle with a huge amount of varnish, mousse and gel. If your hair is medium and long, then pin it into a knot, curl it into a bun, smooth it and give it a tidy look.

Do not look at men sideways, because of the raised shoulder, do not cross your legs, do not glance just below the chin of the interlocutor, do not wag your hips when walking. And under the fear of being once again laid on both shoulder blades on the chief's table, do not take off your shoe during a meeting in front of the gaping men. This is a professional trick for girls from Tverskaya! Also remember that in any conversation, the "dominant" partner is the one who makes less eye contact with the other. To assert your authority (especially when talking with male subordinates), look less in the eyes of the interlocutor. Pay special attention to the pupils of your eyes. If you notice an unwanted interest in the eyes of a male interlocutor, then quickly avert your eyes: it will immediately cool him down … Have you learned?