12 funniest male habits

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Surely you have heard this expression more than once: "A man is a big child!" Or maybe she even used it on the occasion?

Even the harshest macho is sometimes surprisingly funny and spontaneous. Let's remember the funniest male habits.

But first, let's pay tribute to the serious physical and mental differences between the sexes, without which we would not be so interesting to each other.

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We are very, very different

So, a few fundamental differences between a man and a woman:

- A man sees the world in a structured way. And if he encounters a mess (in thoughts, deeds, relationships, opinions), he cannot calm down until he puts everything in its place (according to his own idea, of course).

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At the same time, he is not particularly worried about his own place in this world. The man is sure that he is already at the helm.

- A man is strong, but not particularly hardy. Do you remember the expression “Only by giving birth, a woman can at least approximately understand the torment that a man with a temperature of 37, 2 experiences”?

- A man is less likely to become a victim of obesity. Only 11% of its weight is adipose tissue.

- It is easier for a man to get in shape through a sports load than a woman. And all because his body is able to burn more calories during training. Where is the justice?

- A man knows how to make plans and navigate in space. Because the hemispheres of his brain are clearly functionally separated and do not pretend to be "someone else's" work: one half is responsible for logical thinking, the other for figurative thinking.

Their Top 12 Fun Habits

Men love:

1. Laugh at everything they see . Especially if you are in a pleasant company of like-minded people. Having found a common language, together they can laugh for a long time and with pleasure. And this is contagious! Laugh at his jokes and you will become even closer.

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2. Minimalism. On average, a man's bathroom, if he is not a metrosexual, has seven basic hygiene items: a toothbrush and toothpaste, a razor, shaving cream, aftercare lotion, a towel, and soap. For women, this is insultingly small.

And alas, this is not only the case in the bathroom. In a home environment, representatives of the stronger sex also prefer the very essence: a comfortable sofa, the most modern technology and everything that is needed for comfort, without all these cute vases and curtains.

3. Pull to the last. Only when the refrigerator begins to scare a man with its virgin emptiness, he dares to go to the store.

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Ask him to go in for groceries every night after work, and on the second day the man will rebel! His tactic is to come, see, buy for a long time, throwing whatever you want into the cart, without thinking about the price.

4. Get out of the shower wet and lie down on the "female" half of the bed. This habit outrages all women without exception - they now sleep on wet … But men simply do not think about it.

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5. Grumble. In response to some of our requests or suggestions. Then, of course, they will do it anyway or come to the same conclusion. But first they need to blow off some steam.

6. Keep emotions in check. Despite the fact that men are very emotional creatures, they continue to be under social norms, so they do not express emotions even with close friends. A man can frown and go … to a car dealership - for a new car or to a bar - for a new girl.

7. Sneeze loudly. So much so that the whole body is shaking. This sometimes shocks others, and it seems that the familiar home makes you shudder.

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8. There is everything with bread. Both pasta and dumplings. And finally, be sure to leave a piece in reserve. They have a head start in burning calories and gaining weight, remember?

9. Barricade themselves in the toilet with a book, phone, laptop. In this non-standard place, men can hold production meetings, surf the Internet in search of fresh political news, swear on Facebook and even sleep.

10. Sticking his gaze to the TV screen, barely crossing the threshold of the house. And no one will force him to undress at that moment and sit comfortably on the couch.

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11. Look for the most unexpected places for a private conversation on the phone. Male hearing is 2, 3 times worse than female, so they need a quieter environment in order to hear the interlocutor well. But this habit often looks suspicious. We are not always sure if they communicate with their chefs.

12. Publicly worry about your weight. For example, getting up from the table, start crying out loudly: “How can so much fit into me! It will not end well!"

At the same time, men are terrible sweet tooth and allow themselves their favorite dessert even at night!

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Whatever their habits, as long as we have the strength to smile at these funny features, they undoubtedly decorate our life together, make it lively, fun and extraordinary.