Happy Valentine's Day I love you club

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

So my friend signed a card for Valentine's Day to her lover. And for some reason he was offended. Didn't like him, you see,

“I’m not guilty that there was no other rhyme! There was also a“brute”, but this is quite somehow … not Valentinist … In general, the holiday did not work out. And all because of a stupid desire to declare his love, certainly in verse. However, you never know what lovers do stupid things? That's why they are in love, to delight those around them with their happy, stupid faces.

“We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women,” you remember who, smart and reasonable, said yourself. He paid for his intelligence and prudence: the beloved woman went to the one who did not stop doing stupid things. Moral: being stupid is not harmful, but sometimes useful. And it's nice - especially the one, because of whose bottomless eyes all these cute nonsenses are being done. We will find a lot of examples of this in history. Everyone already seems to know the sentimental tale of the love of a simple Russian youth for "Alisa Selezneva" - Natasha Guseva. And in a box from under the TV they brought him into her hotel room, and on a white horse he almost took her away … And when she gave birth to his daughter, on a winter morning the tree under the window of the hospital "bloomed" his branches are roses. The wizard from "Ordinary Miracle" with his four-legged chickens is resting! Moreover, he could do this miracle just to spit and whisper three words.

The ability of men to do stupid things depends, of course, on the fantasy of women. For example, they told me about a young man, to whom his lady made the most incredible hygienic requirements: at a meeting with her, he had to be not only freshly washed (which is in itself difficult for some men to do), but also perfectly shaved. Completely - including legs, chest and everything else. And what do you think? The poor man was so in love that he conscientiously fulfilled these requirements. Thus, depriving oneself of the opportunity even to go to the gym with friends, not just to sit in the sauna - after all, everyone immediately began to wonder what had happened to him …

Another young man felt a sudden cooling of his lady. Having decided that the best way to revive the former passion is to make the girl jealous, at the first opportunity he practically in front of her started a flirtation with a lovely stranger. They left the party together in an unknown direction. The abandoned lover, however, had a wonderful time. The same cannot be said about the avenger. The new passion turned out to be such a clingy person that he could not get rid of her. She enveloped him in the web of her love, settled in his apartment and almost married the poor fellow to herself. In the end, he managed to win back his freedom, but he still remembers his girlfriend, because of whom everything happened, with an unkind word …

Another hero suffered for a long time because of the pathological dislike of his parents for his chosen one. Well, they didn't like her, and that's it! Then he decided to force them to change their wary attitude towards the unwanted one: he simply told his father and mother that Helen was expecting a child from him. No, they didn't start welcoming her with open arms. But they realized that they still have to put up with it. Lenochka, however, was perplexed: his parents suddenly began to take an intense interest in her health, living conditions and the financial situation of her relatives. But when the situation was clarified, the hero's relatives breathed a sigh of relief … and maintain excellent relations with Lena to this day, although she parted with their son long ago …

Jealous of his correspondence friend to everyone and everyone, the stern gentleman let her go to a neighboring city for a session, literally gritting his teeth. But when she told him that she was staying in the hostel until the end of the exams, the soul of the lover could not stand it. He rushed over and personally brought his beauty out of the "nest of debauchery". And he wandered from city to city every day, in the morning taking his beloved to the university, and in the evening returning to his native doorstep. True, he could not stand more than one such session.

Women, falling in love, also sometimes lose their heads. But somehow differently. For example, having plunged into suffering because of unrequited love, one lady began to walk exclusively in black (note, however: black was very much to her face, so she only benefited from this in the eyes of those around her). And wearing dark glasses. Curious, she languidly quoted Chekhov: "This is a mourning for my life." In the end, such a trail of people wishing to protect was formed behind her ("Name, sister! Tell me his name, I will kill him!") That unrequited love has completely lost its relevance. The other lady had very shared feelings. True, on the verge of permissible: after all, a student's romance with a teacher is considered not entirely decent … So, this lady, who all her adult life wore skirts no longer than twenty centimeters and, it seems, did not part with Belomorina even in a dream, came to her beloved on exam in the image of a Turgenev girl. A modest hairstyle a la the sixties of the last century, a white muslin dress almost to the floor and white gloves to the elbows … Being a very smart girl, she would have shocked him with her answer anyway. And already here … It seems that he did not even hear all the subsequent answers. He sat there, smiling dreamily, nodding and repeating: "Yes, yes, great … Excellent knowledge of the subject. Go, great …". At least half of the group was saved. However, this story is more suitable for talking about exploits for the sake of love, and not at all about nonsense.

But the real stupidity was committed by a lover, who for some reason really did not want his beloved to know that he was married. They had absolutely nowhere to enjoy each other, except for his family nest, which was empty during the day. Almost blindfolded his beloved, the desperate lover still brought the lady of his heart to the holy of holies. Naturally, an impeccable legend was invented: "Friends gave the key to the apartment." Everything was wonderful and wonderful. But after a couple of days the lady remembered that she had forgotten the powder box in that apartment. Without doubting the correctness of her decision, she came to the "friends" and pressed the call button. The door opened, and a gorgeous woman appeared to her amazed gaze, followed by her beloved in a terry dressing gown into the corridor, tenderly asking: "Honey, who came there?"

We will not describe the further scene. Let's conclude the list of nonsense on an optimistic note. Having tortured all my friends and acquaintances by asking all sorts of nonsense, I received the following answer from a friend:

- Do you want me to tell you a story that no one will ever believe? Just imagine: the girl was very offended by her boyfriend that he plays on the computer for a long time. And she told him that if this continues, she will finally stop loving him. And then, realizing that her love was dearer to him than anything in the world, he took … AND BROKEN HIS COMPUTER !!!

… Indeed, whoever I tell - everyone laughs. It is advised to save this story for the first of April. Eh, we have forgotten how to do stupid things …