Women and men are different

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2024-01-18 00:05

Just don’t think that the following is the fruit of my annoyed fantasy

These are serious answers from serious men. I took the task of the editorial board to write an article on how men imagine the life of a woman, I reacted very responsibly. Make sure again that women and men are different! To collect information, I turned to the primary source. Several of these subjects were interviewed at various ages. I introduced myself as a sociologist who was conducting a sample survey of the population under the President's program. Both in institutions and at work, I was received well, they did not drive me out, but willingly answered the question, there were even collective discussions. There was only one question: "How would you live if you were a woman?" From what they told me, I picked the most repetitive and interesting answers.

I present these thoughts in the first person, trying to preserve the author's style:

“I would immediately change my job, find a place with part-time work and a lot of money. And, in general, I wouldn’t be so worried if I suddenly became a woman! There are even some positive aspects. For example, army problems are solved automatically."

"I would pay less attention to outfits. Well, it doesn't matter at all that seven more women came to the party in the same dresses as yours? It's okay. So they brought them to the store. Don't look at others, drink, have fun." The husband, after the third, sometimes cannot distinguish between dresses and faces, but they are worried."

"I would have jumped out to get married earlier, at 23-24 years old. I would have found myself not such, but smart and handsome. Not necessarily, even long and rich. Otherwise, they, forever, measure everything at length. The main thing is that they can have a family. I would not choose for long, they are all the same. I would quickly give birth to a girl and five, no, six, boys. And I would live in pleasure."

It's amazing how we differ, how much women and men are different!

"I would sleep on weekends until eleven o'clock. I would be a champion in computer games. I would go to hockey and football with my husband. I would arrange meetings of friends more often. He showed himself. And what! You can afford! Everything has been redone, what else to do? I would teach my husband and children how to cook and wash dishes well, give only advice and recommendations. I would even buy a thick book "About tasty and healthy food." Once a quarter, I would let them clean, mop the floors, and so on.

And then this wash. They always make problems out of nothing! There is a washing machine, what else is needed. (True, it would be slightly repaired). Once a month I put underwear inside, covered it with powder, filled everything with boiling water, pressed the button and put on a clean one. And then: "Do not throw dirty socks in the middle of the room." Where to throw them? Well, I put it once more, behind the TV. Two weeks later, I found it, and then she reprimanded for a week: "But I still don't understand where the smell comes from!" After all, it is simply decided! If I were a woman, I would put, somewhere, not far from the sofa, an empty cardboard box, even if my husband throws these very socks there. Turn on the washing machine, wash it. And so that there is no smell, you must periodically sprinkle them with French perfume. That's all!"

And still women and men are different! Yes, it's good to be a woman!