Socks together - underwear apart

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

I look at Tanya and envy her with white envy. How can one person without a motor in a well-known place manage the weather children, keep the house clean, almost always smile and take care of himself? Call her or drop in for a visit, and they have unearthly beauty and splendor with buns, and the mother of the family plays solitaire on her computer. And then she opened the veil of secrecy to me, declaring that, in fact, her main task was to charm her husband every day. At that moment, I almost choked on a bun.

Actually, I also like to play solitaire games, but since I got married, I have practically no time left for them. And where can he get free time? Although no, at least one day off a week I consistently devote to solitaire. This is such a miracle solitaire that is cooler than "Napoleon's Tomb"! "Gather all the socks around the house" is called. The conditions of the game are as follows: wash dirty socks, fold the clean ones in a pile on the floor, sort the unpaired and leaky ones, then collect the socks in pairs. If there is nothing left on the floor, consider the solitaire game! This is my kind of solitaire.

My husband is not exactly a metrosexual, but a handsome pedant and a fashionista. So the socks should be like all black, but at the same time different. Who would know how much I hate this process: black with a pinstripe - to the left, black with a thick diamond - to the right, roll a neat snail out of a pair. And what to do with lonely socks that have lost their pair is completely incomprehensible. Believe me, this is not the most intellectual occupation for an economist. Well, is that why I studied at the institute for 5 years?

The only thing that can be compared to laying out my solitaire is to rip the bones out of bras before washing, and then sew them back in. Sorry for time, sorry for myself, but what to do? Expensive linen with foam of lace made of natural silk - another with a pedant husband and a dandy, which young ladies look at, you cannot vilify. It's a pity to throw such linen into the washing machine, and the machine itself is also a pity, it's not cheap after all. Bam-bam - a bone will fall into the mechanism and goodbye, machine, hello, unplanned spending. Hand wash, so I will die at such a rate over the trough in my prime. And to throw it into the machine just like that means also to get something chewed, as if it was just pulled out of a crocodile's mouth, even bags for delicate washing cannot save you from creases and bends!

So I could not resist one day and went to Tanya's experience to adopt, "the military council in Fili" to conduct. It turned out that the miracle housewives have their own miracle secrets.

- The main thing, - says Tanya, - is to keep up with progress. What is 149 rubles in the family budget? That's right, a cup of coffee in a coffee shop is more expensive. And then you buy clothespins for socks in the online store (by the way, they will be delivered to the most impatient the next day) and that's it, no "solitaire" for you.

Dirty socks are IMMEDIATELY collected in pairs and then sent to the washing machine. Think plastic clothespins will go bad in the drum? Nothing like this! They can easily withstand high temperatures, leave no clues, but they hold the socks tightly together. Then you take out your socks and hang them on the hook to dry - voila! And I also keep them in the closet without separating them. It is very, very convenient.

- But we are still thinking of buying a dryer! I mumbled, overwhelmed by the phenomenally simple and convenient invention.

- And what about the dryer? And you can go there too! Shifting from the machine - and hello! I also have BraBABY!

- I know that baby, - I smiled. - Even two.

- Listen and don't interrupt! - The indignant Tatyana disappeared for a short while in the bathroom, and then slipped something under my nose that reminded me of Japanese temari. - Look, my husband recently gave me!

An elegant Wild Orchid bra nestles inside a large ball: there is a different side for each cup. Tanya deftly put the buttoned shoulder straps into a small ball, which is inside a large one.

- You see! The plastic is smooth and durable! Now BraBABY you can put it in the machine and not think about the bones and the fact that you are playing roulette again, not knowing what you will get after washing - a crumpled rag or something that can be worn … These two devices, from the store BraBABYmade my life much easier. So now there is enough time for everything: for yourself, your beloved, and for your husband. What is there to hide, we are even thinking about a third baby …