What do I look like?

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

At least once, but each of us, wondered: What do I look like? I'm a fighting cock by nature. Although she was born a woman and by her purpose she must be a chicken: spend a day in the hen house raising chickens, and meekly watch as my husband - the owner of a red comb - flirts with other hens, offering to walk to the nearest bushes to peck millet there. I myself can make it so that the unfamiliar, but terribly handsome Petya followed me even to the barn, even to the palace without unnecessary clucking. I know several secrets of seduction and now I will share them with you. Only, mind you, do not enter someone else's territory!

It is no coincidence that I compared myself to a poultry. Take a closer look at the life of animals: they have the same methods of attracting a partner as humans. Therefore, before you go to the conquest of another handsome stallion who does not want to go under the knots in your stable, learn the techniques from mammals. Now the moment has come, let's try to compare: What am I like from animals?

Male monitor lizards color their sides with a wide blue stripe, which means that they are not busy. You, too, seeing the object of your desires, bow your head down … to see if there is a wedding ring on his finger: married? free !!!

And when you feel that you are already late for a date, why do you paint your lips with bright lipstick, knowing that he will either eat it for a sweet soul, or hold out a napkin so that you erase the "beauty". Lips are an important stimulus for sexual behavior, and their battle red color combines aggressiveness and risk. The latter, as you know, spurs on the desire to possess. Scientists conducted an interesting experiment: they tested how a red meter-high pillar acts on bulls. The reaction of all males was amicable: erection and ejaculation. By the way, your partner, impatiently waiting for you near the Pushkin monument for more than half an hour after the appointed time, looks like … a dog. Describing circles near the statue of the poet, he repeats the actions of the dogs that mark the territory. What's in common, you say, he is not of that breed! Imagine, when the experts made a urine analysis of one of these Romeos, it turned out that on the eve of the date, his body temperature rose and odorous substances were released. It was not enough just to raise a paw … ugh, a leg and …

Smell! It provides essential information about a partner's puberty. Many animals sniff each other before intercourse. It is known from reliable sources that Napoleon wrote to Josephine from the battlefield: "Please, don't wash, I'll be back soon." The little giant of big sex from Corsica knew that no incense in the world can be compared with the scent of the body of your beloved, and you are pouring on yourself almost a bottle of expensive perfume.

Your eyes "play": at first they open wide, eyebrows rise slightly and fleetingly. The pupils are dilated. Then, when the attention of a potential candidate for groom is attracted, you turn away and lower two bottomless oceans of eyes, smile. Throwing such glances, you are not reinventing the wheel, since pygmy chimpanzees, for example, "shoot" their eyes before copulating. Remember, "to the side, to the nose, to the object," it is important that from such manipulations your "mirrors of the soul" do not become slanting, although men are madly in love when women's eyes slightly squint (I said: a little !!!)

Do you think that by the way a loved one looks at you, you can judge the reciprocity of your feelings? Mimicry says a lot ?! The female albatross is in solidarity with you. When her partner throws his head back and clicks his beak, then it should be understood: "I love, I want, I can not stand."

Do you know that the male ladybug is distinguished by a unique potency: having attached to the shell of the chosen one, he is able to love her for 18 hours in a row. These bright men with black polka dots lose their heads from passion, it happens that a partner dies during intercourse, and a passionate lover notices this after a few hours. Although such records are an exception. A short sexual intercourse in the animal kingdom is a guarantee of safety: they "talked" and fled - almost like people do: she dreams of tender words and waits for more touches, but he turned to the wall and snored.

When meeting a beautiful stranger, first contact is of the utmost importance. You must take the initiative into your own hands so that there is no familiar "tea, coffee, let's dance?" Start with gestures that express interest: lean forward a little, bring an arm or a leg closer to the other person. Then touch it lightly. Shoulder, forearm, wrist - choose a body part that has no pronounced sexual meaning. Like you, during the seduction period, mammals touch each other: butterflies rub against each other with their bellies, whales - with flippers, moles - with their muzzles.

And remember: your relationship should develop according to your scenario. Dictate your rules of the game. According to laboratory observations, in captivity, female chimpanzees take the initiative to copulate in 88% of cases. You should not immediately be in his bed, no matter how much your partner would like this, but gradually. First signs of attention, gifts. Read about the water mosquito. The lady of his heart, three times his size, will swallow him without chewing (with all the giblets), if he looks after her without material signs of attention. Therefore, the mosquito catches the midge, encloses it in a spider cocoon (roses in cellophane or a surprise in a festive wrapper ?!) and presents it to the female. While she is busy deploying her presentation, he takes advantage of this: he does his dirty work. I am not encouraging you to have sexual intercourse while your attention is occupied by looking at the pictures in the book you just donated: actions should alternate.

For example, some individuals, after sports exercises on the couch, run straight to the kitchen, as their appetite sharply sharpens. It happens that even before having sex, partners indulge their stomachs with good wine, champagne, sweets, fruits … Dinner is necessary not only for us, people. A male seagull brings a fish before love pleasures, a fly-he brings aphids, a male cuckoo brings a lizard … number.

It is a pity that most men prefer to punch themselves in the chest: "Yes, I am the best, I can do anything …" Do you love? Prove it! I accept natural products!

Well, what are the similarities, or for yourself you did not find them? I am sure that if you take all of them, you will still get the answer to the question: What do I look like?