Man and car

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

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The attitude of men to their own car has different colors and shades, depending on temperament and emotionality, as well as sexual relations. Therefore, now we will classify men in relation to their own wheelbarrow.

Maniac

Sweeps, cleans, polishes his car. Before leaving, it vacuums all upholstery in the cabin, seats, pillars, ceiling, as well as everything in the trunk. But he does not like to drive, he is worried on the crowded streets, especially in search of parking. But, nevertheless, he likes to sit in the car in front of his house or in front of the garage. He hates passengers, even his relatives - there is so much dirt, dust, scratches from them! In winter, when the windows fog up, it requires them not to breathe at all, or take turns breathing!

Sadist

Mocks all road users - both pedestrians and motorists. He never concedes, does not let anyone pass, only interferes, cuts, runs over, demands to give way, even when he makes a triple overtaking. In front of pedestrians on the "zebra" brakes at the last moment with a terrible squeal of tires. He needs a car only as a means of manifestation and a constant discharge of aggression!

Reckless

He does not have the right to drive, because they have already been taken away from him! The mirror is cracked, the seat belts cannot be tightened or latched into the locks. He is a dashing racer, although his car has completely "bald" tires, the horn, of course, does not buzz! Nothing, however, can spoil his pleasure from luxurious aimless driving after three or four bottles of beer!

Consultant

He temporarily lost his car. He is still driving as a "passenger", but he constantly prompts the driver, lectures, makes remarks, indicates "obvious" mistakes. His legs are also constantly twitching - "slows down". Regularly grabs the steering wheel to "help and save in a friendly way …" Getting out of the car, he demonstratively massages the heart and breathes deeply.

Taxi driver

This type represents not only taxi drivers, but also drivers of company cars. The "taxi driver" believes that on the road he is allowed to do everything: turn around, anywhere, rebuild, without looking, park where he wanted - he is plowing, he is at work!

Cowboy

Usually has a large limousine, slightly tattered and battered in some places. When he approaches the "wheelbarrow", he hits the tires with full swing with cowboy boots so that everyone will immediately understand who is the real owner here. Likes to jump out of his "pocket" in front of the intersection and cut everyone off.

Masochist

He is terribly afraid to drive, but he has to, because everyone knows that he is a "motorist"! Before each exit, he checks everything in turn: brakes, headlights, all signals, control system, looks into the battery. The salon is hung with various amulets and talismans. Gathering, finally, on the road, with tears in his eyes he says goodbye to his family and even to his neighbors. Turning the corner, it either hits the nail or crashes into the curb.

Transvert

He is the owner of a domestic car and suffers greatly from this. But he does not identify with his car, so he tries to transform it without fail. Transvert from small "Zhiguli" is trying to create a limousine. He sculpts the cladding from "Mercedes", armchairs from BMW, mirrors from "Porshe", bumpers from "Volvo" … Every second, day and night, he is very worried that something has not been completed yet.

Narcissus

Photographed continuously: in a car, near a car, under a car. The "handsome" also has a car - a beauty, in whose shiny varnish one can see his own beautiful face winking at himself.