Real mama's son

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

In the movie "Heartbreakers" there is an amazing scene when a mother and daughter choose another simpleton to be fooled and then dragged down the aisle. This one is too old, that one is beautiful, but five of them prefers love, and here He is! Perfection itself with ideal millions of contributions, an intelligent smile and a shy look. "What's that old pepper pot next to him?" - the wise mother instantly reacts. "This is his mother!" - the daughter answers with a shrug. "Forget it! - she makes her verdict. - The kid is busy."

Alas, the theme of mama's sons is not only inexhaustible for comedy plots and anecdotes, it is the most terrible reality that each of us had to face at least once. And the dearest, whitened with gray hair, the old donkey very often can become your most dangerous rival in the struggle for the heart of the chosen one. It is impossible to defeat her: her orders are established by a long-standing tradition, cherished over the years, time-tested and not subject to appeal. When you meet a loving mother, you have only two choices: to flee or to accept the rules of her game. So, to become a silent witness to her constant whispers, strokes on the head and the constant transformation of your gallant macho into a helpless baby when meeting your mother.

Where do they come from?

As a rule, a mother who is selflessly in love with her son is divorced and does not have a life partner. Since childhood, she has been raising her son alone, therefore she is not going to share him with anyone. "I gave you my best years, and I'm not going to give it to anyone!" - this is the philosophy that a loving mother adheres to. This is always a very strong and domineering woman, when you look at her it immediately becomes clear who is the boss in the house of your beloved. An option for the development of unhealthy love and guardianship can be the death of your beloved's father and husband as early as adolescence. Mother and son at such a moment feel like the only remaining close people. Mom considers it her duty to educate and take care of, son - to take care and help. And so begins a painful love story for both, giving rise to a lot of funny (if you tell others) and nightmarish (for yourself) situations when a third extra - a potential bride appears.

I introduced you, and I will divorce you

“I met Misha thanks to his mother. I was sitting on a park bench, where I had an appointment with a new gentleman, when suddenly a charming lady over 40 sat down to me. !), she went on the offensive.”Finding out that the pretty girl was busy in five minutes, Irina Nikolaevna decided not to give up, and told me a story about her son, who is very shy to get to know girls. when I heard that the timid young man was 27. At that time, the noble lady showered me with compliments, said that she liked me very much, and begged me to meet her son tomorrow, on the same bench. on her timid overage son.”I agreed.

We met with Misha for almost 1, 5 years. Under the strict guidance of his mother. We celebrated together on March 8, New Year, her birthday - and I felt like the third superfluous at this celebration of life. Caring and gentle with me alone, Misha turned into a rude person who could get nasty on me in front of his mother. In the conflicts that arose between me and Irina Nikolaevna, he invariably took her side. That did not prevent him from being on duty at the door of my apartment the next day and falling to his knees in front of my parents.

We had nowhere to retire. I had a little sister at home, his mother did not work and only got out of the house to the store or to visit her friend-neighbor. In the rare moments when we were alone, there was no time for romance. Irina Nikolaevna used to return from the guests without warning, managed to drive to a store located 15 minutes away in 10 minutes, and upon her return unceremoniously pounded her son's closed door.

By the way, there was no valve or lock in Misha's room. To feel relatively safe, we had to lean against the door with a chair with a faulty TV on it. When my mother started pounding on the door, we had exactly three seconds to tear ourselves away from each other, somehow pull on our clothes and take on a decent look.

I felt like a soldier during the morning rise. After another such unplanned appearance of my mother, I myself bought the castle and brought it to Mishka. The reaction of my beloved just shocked me: "This is my mother! How can I offend her SO ?!" - in indignation he shouted, handing the lock back to me.

The situation was further complicated by the fact that we lived in neighboring houses. His mother was constantly at home, I ran to school, Misha worked until the evening. Upon returning home, he received a detailed report on when and with whom Anya left the house, how she was dressed and when she returned, and upon meeting me, he was interrogated with partiality.

After some time, Irina Nikolaevna realized that I did not want to surrender under her leadership. And Anechka instantly turned from a darling into a candidate completely unacceptable for her son. Once on the street, Irina met her son's first love. Masha, with whom Irina herself divorced Mishka then (you are still little, you have to think about studying), graduated from the medical university and now worked as a dentist in a private clinic. Having quickly explored the situation (Masha was not married and asked about Misha with tenderness), Irina invited the girl to visit and conducted explanatory work with her son. Misha began to avoid meeting me. When we unexpectedly collided in a bakery, he, lowering his eyes, babbled that everything was over between us, and two months later he married Masha (Anna, 20).

I will command the parade

“I met Ilya’s mother a month after we met, but there wasn’t a day during this month when I hadn’t heard about her. I realized that mom is an unyielding authority in his eyes) and that if his mom doesn't like me, nothing will come of it.

Very soon I realized that 20-year-old Ilya was terminally ill with my mother's son syndrome. In his relationship with me, he tried to appear strong and independent.

Throwing out his chest, as Batalov in the film "Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears" shouted: "Remember, in our family I will decide all the issues! On the simple basis that I am a man!" At the sight of my mother, my man instantly became lost, took the form of a rabbit in front of a boa constrictor and agreed to everything.

Mom enrolled him in truck driving courses (free of charge, through a friend), and for three months Ilya mastered the management of a six-wheeled monster, which he would never need anywhere else. Mom claimed that long bangs up to the eyebrows disfigure her son, hiding his natural beauty, and once a month Ilya came to see me as a shaved criminal.

When we managed to escape to the Crimea in the summer, Ilya, turning his head around, did not stop repeating like a Chinese dummy: "I wish my mother could see this!", "Mom would like it", "I would like to show this to my mother." And the whole day of our vacation was devoted to the search for souvenirs for my mother. Ilya's small salary was unquestioningly given to his mother, he kept himself 100 rubles for cigarettes, and on payday he took me to the cinema for a morning show for 20 rubles. The decision of important issues, whether it was a large purchase, a vacation or a choice of work, was invariably agreed with my mother, and Ilya acted as she did not even advise! his mother ordered him.

His overweight and domineering mother, who openly enslaved her son, strained me more and more every day. I could not imagine her as the grandmother of my children, and I was horrified by the thought that I would have to see this woman almost every day. I had long understood that it was time to flee, but the final straw was the discussion of our future life together. I thought that we needed to rent an apartment, but Ilya insisted: "We will live with my mother! We have a wonderful two-room apartment, we will fit everything. And then - I can't leave my mother alone in my old age!" And I had to leave him. Fortunately, at that time, Ilya once again cut his hair ugly, and it was much easier to resist his charm. The former mockery returned to me, and, having expressed everything that I think about him and about his mother, with a feeling of deep satisfaction, I disappeared from his life forever. "(Lena, 22)

Output

Mama's son is a diagnosis that can only be treated by complete isolation from the causative agent of the disease. That is, by buying or renting your own home and moving to the most distant corner of the city from your loving mother, or even to another city. Two extremes of mama's son: the declaration of independence and the complete absence of willfulness. Therefore, in relations with him, if you have already decided to go to the crown and further, you will have to show miracles of diplomacy. Outwardly, in every possible way, emphasize the strength and will of your beloved, and secretly make important decisions and command the parade. In fact, you will have to become his second mother and take over the board. And you will have to talk to your mother cleanly and confront the fact: you are a family, and now everything will be different. Here you will either be respected or hated. Who said it would be easy? The relationship with mama's son is an eternal battle, we only dream of peace. But … do you need such a fight? After all, on your way there will be many more worthy and independent men.