Video: Men in dreams and in reality
2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00
Here he is, a handsome man, drives up to you in a white Mercedes, in a white jacket and, not afraid of dirt, gets down on one knee, stretches out his hand and languidly whispers: "Be mine … everything that I have is now yours, I will shower you, beloved, with gold coins depicting Nicholas II … "Well, how can you not melt here? You, of course, say: "Well, okay, so be it, I'm ready to become your wife!" Now he is no longer afraid of any dirt, and with happiness he begins to tumble on the asphalt, collecting all the staphylococci and bacilli on his suit. In the Cathedral of Christ the Savior, where you will get married, Putin and Luzhkov will hold crowns over your heads …
Wake up, girl … Sleeping a lot and seeing happy dreams is bad for your health … You can then inadequately perceive the surrounding reality.
And now let's analyze your dream … So, white is associated with purity and nobility … However, noble gentlemen do not drive Mercedes. And even if they do, in white jackets, they will have to work hard to put this young man on one knee … Gold coins with the image of Nicholas II indicate that your genetic memory keeps knowledge of the noble manners of the past … You can be understood, you you want pure and noble manners and intentions from a man. Alas and ah, feminists have proven that all men are goats, they just need … From all the other aunts, it has long been heard that a man, having kissed a hand, invited a lady to waltz, and then thanked for a wonderful dance and did not even ASK for a home phone number …
The Cathedral of Christ the Savior expresses your thoughts about unearthly love … With some Cherub - why not? With a man, forget about the unearthly … At least in history since the time of Adam and Eve, there are no facts left according to which love brought to the seventh heaven … Romeo and Juliet are not taken into account, there is a special clinic … As for Putin and Luzhkov - turn off the TV when you go to bed …
And yet, I think that we women are fools, I just got to the hairdresser's just now and what a hell of a hair I did for myself, but I bought myself some Zashibensky shoes, and no, I won't tell you that I tried exclusively for myself, my beloved … That's it. for these bearded people from the human race … And why did I torture myself in front of the mirror in the best Freudian traditions, but I criticized my dream and sent the prince from my dream, you know, to the heavens? It's very simple, girlfriends, there are few princes and not enough for everyone, but I liked a simple 30-year-old man, at least he won't throw gold coins at me, but he will bring his entire salary … And let him just try not to bring it. I’ll press it against the wall with the heel of my new shoes. And he has no place to go, not a rich man, not a prince, not a Mercedes, but just my … maybe even beloved. And with princes whose chickens don’t peck money (they would be happy to peck it, but don’t give it), do you know how many problems? You just get fucked up, and they will immediately say: "Look, what, such, damn it, no … I support you, and you will make eyes to others?" And go and prove that for his beloved, unfinished knight, I tried …
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