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2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00
10 September
Yesterday at the gym, someone shamelessly stole a hockey stick. Today the barmaid met us at recess with this club. She started waving her with a whistle when she was told that she had given the change incorrectly. She has long been cheating poor students, but before that she used only mate as a weapon of defense. Didn't work. Our linguists came to her and, with a notebook in their hands, wrote down the masterpieces of Russian folklore. Some were even taken away in an ambulance.
From idleness we went to a lecture on literature, kept a student's diary. The professor told how Andrei Bely's mother mocked the little genius. She dressed him up as a child in a girl's clothes and tightened the bow tightly. According to the professor, the boy Andrei had amazing huge blue eyes. Poor … If this mother had to tighten her hair, so that the balls would be on the roll-out.
11 September
At night in the hostel there was a party. The "Antiseptic solution" was finally delivered to the pharmacy. Somehow I managed to snatch the last box. They made cocktails: jam, activated charcoal, "YUPPIE" were added to the solution. In the morning they stormed the toilet. From the room adjacent to the toilet, residents periodically flew out with screams and horror on their faces. They said: "We must save ourselves! They are bombing!" Naive.
12-th of September
We have a new student in our group. He does not smoke, does not drink, his hair is in a rat bun, speaks softly, eats little, breathes rarely, rustles his wings. In short, not a tenant. Last year there was exactly the same angelic appearance, neither fish, nor woman, nor meat. She kept the left side all the time in the corridor, in which case she firmly adhered to this very wall, cosmetics aroused her monkey curiosity, but no more. Exactly three months later, she was buying condoms in bulk and educating the freshmen by reading her own Kama Sutra at night. In general, they are found in a still pool.
Found a way to earn bread. We show my computer to the people from the village for money. Judging by the fact that they stare at the monitor with their mouths open for exactly three hours, it is better to set the hourly rate.
September 20
The headman learned from the spies that we would be given a scholarship two days later. The dean and his retinue tried to hide, but it didn't work. They jammed them with whatever they could. Chased all over the university. The rat Larissa (dean), when she was squeezed in a corner, began to say: "Anything, guys, just not this. I have children and a husband. They will not stand the shame!" In gives. They said to her: "Larisa Vasilievna, you are not our type!" Seems to be offended. The deputy dean could not be saved.
Gave a scholarship. The student's diary rejoices! Collected for the commemoration of the deputy dean. No scholarships left. The deputy dean will be buried in the Mausoleum.
Continuation…
The student's diary is kept by Alexander MAKSIMOVSKY
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